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Title: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 09:11:36 AM
This sucks ballz.  30,000 mile service, and they can't do ish on weekends.  Takes about 2 1/2 hours between 9-6 on weekdays.  Who the farg has time for this?  Not everyone has a super-convenient PCS connection card like me.

Farging car dealer fruit ass munch farghead crumpet eating tards.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: rjs246 on February 02, 2006, 09:15:44 AM
You're posting on CF while you're out running errands? You need an intervention dude. And that's coming from me.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Diomedes on February 02, 2006, 09:16:04 AM
That's what you get for buying a farging Mitsubishi.  Why don't you call up the next closest dealership..it's only what, 80 miles away??
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: phattymatty on February 02, 2006, 09:16:31 AM
get a job.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Rome on February 02, 2006, 09:22:17 AM
I thought you had an Audi?

:sly
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 02, 2006, 09:26:54 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 02, 2006, 09:15:44 AM
You're posting on CF while you're out running errands? You need an intervention dude. And that's coming from me.

Call up A&E and volunteer to be the guy to give FF his intervention. Work up a batch of tears for good measure. Great ratings, those tears.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 09:27:13 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on February 02, 2006, 09:16:31 AM
get a job.

You think I'm logged in just to post with you fruits?  No!  I'm also logged in and *working*.

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 02, 2006, 09:22:17 AM
I thought you had an Audi?

:sly

No.  But the Audi dealer is right nextdoor.  Not sure why that means anything, but it is.  Yay.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 09:28:29 AM
this is my new ride....

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3815/newtruck34qs.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 09:33:08 AM
Kids usually ride in the cab or in the bed?
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 09:37:07 AM
the cab, until they misbehave, like by breathing too loud.  then it's into the bed.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: mussa on February 02, 2006, 10:02:04 AM
what kinda truck is that?
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 10:03:42 AM
I'm guessing a Dakota.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 10:05:39 AM
2006 Dodge Dakota Quad Cab
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 10:06:11 AM
Score one for the Fredster!  Oh!
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: mussa on February 02, 2006, 10:06:19 AM
nice rims, u need a bedliner. 
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 10:07:23 AM
Quote from: mussa on February 02, 2006, 10:06:19 AM
nice rims, u need a bedliner. 

yeah, i know.  i'm not putting anything in the back (except for corpses) until i get a bed liner.

what kind do you have?  spray on or the normal kind?  which is better?
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 10:12:01 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 02, 2006, 10:07:23 AM
(except for corpses)

Well, naturally.  You can't stop clubbing morons just because you don't have your bedliner situation worked out.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: mussa on February 02, 2006, 10:23:24 AM
i have the normal kind, it came with the truck.  i heard they are prone to warping, if left outside and not in a garage.  I hear the spray kind are nice, water-proof, no warping.  either way you are protecting the truck...and the corpses. 
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 10:25:55 AM
The corpses don't need protection anymore.  They needed it before they became corpses.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: mussa on February 02, 2006, 10:34:16 AM
i found this pic while searching for ghey tricked out eclipses.  too disturbing not to post.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/2054556_50_full.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 10:34:22 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2006, 10:25:55 AM
The corpses don't need protection anymore.  They needed it before they became corpses.

yeah well, they shouldn't have farging giving me the wrong change
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 10:36:16 AM
You could have at least let the guy who gave you extra change get off with a lifetime handicap, spazz.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 10:37:11 AM
no, mistakes are mistakes.  they must be punished.

i'm gonna be a great daddy.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Wingspan on February 02, 2006, 10:37:37 AM
Quote from: mussa on February 02, 2006, 10:34:16 AM
i found this pic while searching for ghey tricked out eclipses.  too disturbing not to post.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ananumuss/2054556_50_full.jpg)

:-D
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 10:38:33 AM
excellent move going right to avatar with it.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 12:16:23 PM
In other news I'm back home now... $330 later.  Farging farg.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: rjs246 on February 02, 2006, 12:23:04 PM
Make sure you let us know when you're taking a shtein.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 12:24:09 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 02, 2006, 12:23:04 PM
Make sure you let us know when you're taking a shtein.

My stomach's growling like hell at me, but I'm stuck on a conference call.  Can't shtein without feeding the beast.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: MadMarchHare on February 02, 2006, 12:24:56 PM
Must be an important call if you have the time to answer that quickly. :-D
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 12:28:23 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on February 02, 2006, 12:24:56 PM
Must be an important call if you have the time to answer that quickly. :-D

Did I say I was actively participating?
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Feva on February 02, 2006, 12:48:56 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2006, 12:28:23 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on February 02, 2006, 12:24:56 PM
Must be an important call if you have the time to answer that quickly. :-D

Did I say I was actively participating?

Leave the participating to the big dogs, huh?
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 12:57:10 PM
If 'big dogs' = 'tech nerds with foreign accents', then yes.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Feva on February 02, 2006, 01:07:56 PM
I didn't know you were French...
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 01:14:55 PM
I'm as much French as you are.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: rjs246 on February 02, 2006, 01:15:18 PM
Your face is french. Burn.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 01:20:05 PM
Your mom speaks Greek.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 01:20:42 PM
your mom is french.  double burrrrrrrrrrn.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Feva on February 02, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2006, 01:20:05 PM
Your mom speaks Greek.

with a stutter.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 01:23:42 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 02, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2006, 01:20:05 PM
Your mom speaks Greek.

with a stutter.

Well, what do you expect?  Hard to think clearly when you're getting plowed in the ass.  Right, SunMo?
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 01:26:07 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2006, 01:23:42 PM
Well, what do you expect?  Hard to think clearly when you're getting plowed in the ass.  Right, SunMo?

that was rather unneccesary.  i thought we shared some special moments in the TV thread?
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 01:28:29 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 02, 2006, 01:26:07 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2006, 01:23:42 PM
Well, what do you expect?  Hard to think clearly when you're getting plowed in the ass.  Right, SunMo?

that was rather unneccesary.  i thought we shared some special moments in the TV thread?

It ebbs and flows, my brother.  Plus, I didn't say if you were the plow-ee, or simply an experienced plow-er.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 01:29:38 PM
i thought about that, but your statement left little room for misinterpretation.  you asked me to corroborate the effects of getting plowed in the ass.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 01:31:06 PM
I didn't see Chuggie or Sarge reading this thread, so I had to shift gears.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Rome on February 02, 2006, 01:32:58 PM
I thought FF had an Audi A6.

Guess not.

:paranoid
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: phattymatty on February 02, 2006, 01:33:49 PM
i just ate a bison steak from ted turner's new restaurant.  it was delicious.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 01:34:49 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 02, 2006, 01:32:58 PM
I thought FF had an Audi A6.

Guess not.

:paranoid

Mitsubishi Endeavor... USA #1 Ichibon Awsummm!!!
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: mussa on February 02, 2006, 02:39:09 PM
WGC

another weapon of gas consumption on the road.  great!
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 03:09:48 PM
The Endeavor gets over 20 miles/gallon easily with any highway mixed in.  Probably better than your truck, if your truck had any testicles whatsoever.  Since it probably doesn't, it's probably about the same.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: mussa on February 02, 2006, 04:04:29 PM
My Tacoma gets over 20 also.  yet I havn't had to take it to get fixed yet, its still got its testes.  unlike yours.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 04:10:35 PM
3.8L V6.  What do you have, woman?
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 04:12:10 PM
4.7 V8, bitch
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 04:19:43 PM
I know yours is a man's truck.  mussa's really isn't, though.

P.S.  What kind of mileage do you get, Sun?
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: stillupfront on February 02, 2006, 04:23:15 PM
352 HP
32 Valve
Northstar V8

Bitches
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: SunMo on February 02, 2006, 04:25:43 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2006, 04:19:43 PM
I know yours is a man's truck.  mussa's really isn't, though.

P.S.  What kind of mileage do you get, Sun?

i just got a week ago today, and i've put on about 160 miles and i still have half a tank left.

the sticker says 18 city/20 highway
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 04:28:58 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on February 02, 2006, 04:23:15 PM
352 HP
32 Valve
Northstar V8

Bitches

Company car doesn't count.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Geowhizzer on February 02, 2006, 06:40:16 PM
This is my car:
(http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/toy.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Wingspan on February 02, 2006, 06:47:44 PM
hooray for an internet penis flexing thread about manly cars :yay
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 02, 2006, 08:08:30 PM
My car is not manly.  But it's not a big-time gas hog either.  But it's also not a complete wvssy car.

I like it.  It, like, transports us around to different places we like to go.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Diomedes on February 02, 2006, 09:44:14 PM
I ride a motorcycle as much as possible.  I'm not a big fan of the car, though I do wish I liked the one I have to use.

Some day, I hope to have a cool car I've restored.  I gotta get a garage first.  I rather like wagons.  Maybe a kick ass Wagon like an Eagle.  Upgraded with a better everything of course, but retaining the same great looks.

(http://amceaglenest.com/images/1988EagleWagonb.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on February 02, 2006, 11:52:47 PM
(http://www.car-buying-strategies.com/2002-photos/2002-bmw-330xi-sedan.jpg)


Amazing handling, and pretty quick.  No complaints.   :yay
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 03, 2006, 12:16:26 AM
Me
(http://www.shorey.net/Auto/German/Porsche/2003%20Porsche%20Carrera%20GT-slvr-fVr=mx=.jpg)

Except mine's green and looks alot more like one of these

(http://ben.reser.org/images/4runner-angle.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: Wingspan on February 03, 2006, 08:09:24 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2006, 04:10:35 PM
3.8L V6.  What do you have, woman?

btw...thats what my malibu has :P
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 03, 2006, 08:41:29 AM
Yeah, I know.  It was tongue-in-cheek.  My car has adequate HP and slightly better torque.  That's about it.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: MadMarchHare on February 03, 2006, 09:13:52 AM
Hm.  All I really want is the car to start every time I put the key in the ignition.  After that, I could really give a shtein.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 03, 2006, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on February 02, 2006, 06:40:16 PM
This is my car:
(http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/toy.jpg)

hehe...great post.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: mussa on February 03, 2006, 09:50:00 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 02, 2006, 04:10:35 PM
3.8L V6.  What do you have, woman?

3.4 litre V6

u might have me on-road, but off road your toast. 
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 03, 2006, 10:47:47 AM
I would hope so.  My car is just that... a car.  Shares a platform with the Galant and now, the Eclipse.

That's why my mileage doesn't suck ass, despite the car having full-time AWD.
Title: Re: I'm sitting at the farging Mitsubishi dealer
Post by: mussa on February 03, 2006, 01:27:04 PM
full-time AWD is sweet.  i have push button 4x4, came in very handy last weekend at the mountians.