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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: hbionic on January 27, 2006, 02:23:12 PM

Title: Dick.
Post by: hbionic on January 27, 2006, 02:23:12 PM
No, the name Romes.

Anyways...I'm working with an agent and his name is Richard but he prefers to go by Dick. I know that's usually the case with older men. But, when they were growing up...did the word dick, not mean dick? Why do the 'prefer' to be called this instead of richard? or rich even? I know we have one richard on this board. Have you gone through this dick dilemma? Anyone else care to take a stab at this?
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Mad-Lad on January 27, 2006, 02:25:54 PM
As long as your last name isn't Munch, Smoker or Holster, you should be ok using Dick instead of Richard.
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 27, 2006, 02:28:02 PM
It's better than Cock. Whoever came up with that nickname for Richard anyway? "Hmm....Richard.....how about we call him Dick for short - has a better ring then 'Hey Purple-headed warrior, what do you feel like for dinner?'"
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: hbionic on January 27, 2006, 02:28:54 PM
I love that avatar.
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 27, 2006, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: hbionic on January 27, 2006, 02:28:54 PM
I love that avatar.
I'm starting to feel like no one pays attention to my post content anymore. You tit mongers..... :paranoid
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 27, 2006, 02:31:48 PM
There was a Marine in KC I worked with and his name was Richard Slyder.  If I ever go into porn, that's going to be my stage name.  Dick Slyder. 
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 27, 2006, 02:33:16 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on January 27, 2006, 02:30:44 PM
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Sorrry, did you say something?  I was captivated by your avatar and must have missed it. 

Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 27, 2006, 02:53:24 PM
"Dick!, oh I'm sorry, Rich...will milk be made available to us?"

(http://www.moviezilla.org/images/movies/bc5.jpg)
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: MadMarchHare on January 27, 2006, 03:16:37 PM
My mom taught with a guy named Dick Knipple (yeah, the k's silent).
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Father Demon on January 27, 2006, 03:23:07 PM
I had an Uncle Dick when I was growing up...   never could understand why he preferred that.

One Dave Letterman story I heard (I think it was Letterman) is when he had Richard Cheney on his show.  Mr Chaney comes out after the introductions and says "Actually Dave, I prefer Dick..."

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Post by: Phanatic on January 27, 2006, 04:44:03 PM
Sales Rep I know has the name Rodney Kum. Kum Pronounced koom. He prefered Rod which made it funnier...
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Post by: Diomedes on January 27, 2006, 05:24:14 PM
I had a boss for a while with the last name Cock.  British dude. 
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 27, 2006, 05:27:51 PM
Ok, I'll say it. 


Rusty Kuntz.



Shazaam! 
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: QB Eagles on January 27, 2006, 06:26:27 PM
What came first, Dick or "dick"? (http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdick.html)

I'd add to that explanation that back before people started coming up with smartass descriptive terms like and one-eyed trouser snake and soldier with the purple helmet, the penis was foremost associated with maleness and was thus given male slang names, like peter and john thomas. And 'dick'.
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Post by: Feva on January 27, 2006, 06:31:22 PM
Right now I work with a guy named Richard Pullen.  When he introduced himself, he said "Don't you dare call me Dick."  :-D
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: QB Eagles on January 27, 2006, 06:37:52 PM
When you meet a guy like that, make sure to ask him if his parents were stupid, cruel, or both.
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Butchers Bill on January 27, 2006, 08:12:13 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 27, 2006, 06:31:22 PM
Right now I work with a guy named Richard Pullen.  When he introduced himself, he said "Don't you dare call me Dick."  :-D

A long time ago, I was introduced to a new co-worker named "Rich".  First thing I ever said to him was, "Hi Rich...can I can you Dick?"  Dude took a swing at me on the spot.   :-D  We ended up being pretty good friends eventually.
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: rjs246 on January 27, 2006, 08:26:43 PM
That's funny. I can't imagine why anyone would want to take a swing at you. Seriously. You seem so friendly.
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 27, 2006, 09:06:06 PM
My old high school buddy's name is Rich. When somebody would greet him with, "Hi, Dick!"...his response was usually, "Hi, a$$hole!"
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Rome on January 27, 2006, 09:29:53 PM
[IGY]Worst thread ever.[/IGY]
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: hbionic on January 27, 2006, 10:11:38 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 27, 2006, 09:29:53 PM
[IGY]Worst thread ever.[/IGY]

[rjs]Burn[/rjs]
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Father Demon on January 27, 2006, 11:04:28 PM
[hbionic]Can I suck this thread?[/hbionic]
Title: Re: Dick.
Post by: Butchers Bill on January 28, 2006, 01:02:26 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 27, 2006, 08:26:43 PM
That's funny. I can't imagine why anyone would want to take a swing at you. Seriously. You seem so friendly.

Right back at ya slick.   :flipoff