add to 'friends' immediately
best body ive ever seen on a girl
id pee in her butt
*- some pics not work safe
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=50652380&MyToken=fa042ce8-705b-4ac3-8b4b-9a9054ddfe7a&setonlinenow=1&Mytoken=987E13EC-A3A6-8926-8B31156D5C11B0EA4614882
Am I not hip for not having a myspace site? I don't think I'd be anyways because I'm using the word hip. Even if it was hip to say hip...its still lame.
Anyways...post her pics...I don't have access.
I've got a few buddies who used to use Friendster and MySpace to try and pick up broads. In fact no less than three of them got laid/found people to date thanks to those sites. I, on the other hand, only used those sites exclusively to ridicule people. Although I never got any internet ass out of it, I feel confident that I made the proper decision when figuring out how best to utilize those web sites. Online flirting/stalking is pretty pathetically non-hetero. And creepy.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 25, 2006, 04:37:00 PM
best body ive ever seen on a girl
So, by that you mean you've seen better bodies on guys?
So, by that you mean you've seen better bodies on guys?
as if you havent
anyway did i mention i was in love
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 25, 2006, 04:57:15 PM
anyway did i mention i was in love
Quit stallin and post her pics! :boom
her name is megan and she wants my penis butter...
(http://myspace-846.vo.llnwd.net/00448/64/84/448944846_m.jpg)
(http://myspace-961.vo.llnwd.net/00445/16/90/445860961_m.jpg)
(http://myspace-741.vo.llnwd.net/00445/14/77/445857741_m.jpg)
(http://myspace-754.vo.llnwd.net/00445/45/78/445858754_m.jpg)
What is a girl who looks like that doing cruising an internet site for dates? Like she doesn't get hit on every day....
they're actually a good way to meet people if you move to a new place, i met a bunch of people off of myspace when i first moved to dc that i still hang with. and quite a few farg buddies. at least people are getting laid on there instead of talking to dudes about football.
That is quite an ass on that chick. Could double as an end table.
Quote from: phattymatty on January 25, 2006, 05:38:13 PM
they're actually a good way to meet people if you move to a new place, i met a bunch of people off of myspace when i first moved to dc that i still hang with. and quite a few farg buddies. at least people are getting laid on there instead of talking to dudes about football.
And there you have it.
Goddamn...she is farging hot. luscious ace on her and some nice tata's too. Too bad she won't post any nude pics.
I looked at her profile. She's a total dumbass. Now I want her even more.
If it makes you feel any better, that chick is permanently fat in five years guaranteed, and sooner if she starts screwing the same guy for more than a few months.
(http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/01/paris-hilton-sucks.jpg)
slut
Sequoia (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=24266977)
:-D at Dio. So true.
but i still drool over her stool maker
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/dawkinsdarthcore/id_hit_it.jpg)
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 25, 2006, 10:16:08 PM
Sequoia (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=24266977)
"No my boobs are not real. I got them done a few years ago."
Booooooooooooo
A friend of mine bucked like 5 girls on there. None of them were hot though.
Pretty much, myspace is a good way to me someone to bang, but they aren't going to be very hot. The hot ones go on there to show off.
Quote from: mussa on January 25, 2006, 10:16:50 PM
:-D at Dio. So true.
but i still drool over her stool maker
Stool Maker? That's just slightly better than Fecal Factory when it comes to creative terms for da booty.
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 25, 2006, 10:16:08 PM
Sequoia (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=24266977)
ha, i love how all these chicks put their salaries in the 60-75K range. she's a 23 year old elementary school teacher.
great boobings though.
Quote from: phattymatty on January 25, 2006, 10:56:33 PM
she's a 23 year old elementary school teacher.
School teacher by day, man. School teacher by day.
I'm feeling mighty old. Putting pictures up there seems like a pretty goofy thing to do. I'm sure there would have been a time when it seemed great...but now it just seems sort of pathetic.
Quote from: Zanshin on January 26, 2006, 08:09:16 AM
I'm feeling mighty old. Putting pictures up there seems like a pretty goofy thing to do. I'm sure there would have been a time when it seemed great...but now it just seems sort of pathetic.
Yeah, I don't get it either. When I was a kid, we had to...
stop the hatefest and acknowledge the goddess that is megan
Dude, she's got a fat ass, enormous jugs, and a meh face.
IMO.
if you think her ass if fat then i feel sorry for you...her can destroys j-los...in fact that one pic is reminiscent of j-lo on the dock in out of sight...but its even better
im guessing your tastes run along the line of pancake assed anorexic white runway models
you can have kate moss ill take meggie
She has a face? I didn't even notice.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2006, 08:40:03 AM
stop the hatefest and acknowledge the goddess that is megan
You see a goddess.... I see an annoying, attention-starved kid with a wealth of emotional issues who hasn't figured out that if she wants to take off her clothes for the public, she should get paid for it now...because in as little as a year, that borderline fat thing she has going on won't be quite as borderline.
youre confusing fat with phat
ill marry her without a second thought
She'd farg your best friend the first time you left them alone together. She's an internet tease at best, which means she's a farged up whore in her twisted little heart.
And she's gonna be fat in a few short years. Then and forever after, the J.Lo ass will just be ghetto ass.
wow this thread is getting ridiculous
Getting? Sort of started that way, no?
And she's gonna be fat in a few short years. Then and forever after, the J.Lo ass will just be ghetto ass.
and for a few short years ill put in as much work as humanly possible...then ill offer her a diet soda..."would you like a diet soda"...because les fat would spare us all the odor...or better yet...since youve been banging my best friend for the past six months and who knows who else...pour it down your pants and let the acid kill the smell that should have been left to massingill
u so wish u were black
Not anorexic at all. But I always though JLo was over hyped too.
A fat bubble ass is not attractive to me. Give me something a little more athletic, little tighter. And I'm a sucker for redheads too.
Fat bubble asses are god's gift to men. Well, fat bubble asses and beer. They make the world go round.
u so wish u were black
still droppin science on the seeds i see.....pray tell...when and how did you formulate this marvelous theorem
god cipher divine i got the god u now for build powers who speak wicked wise
your arms are to short to box with the gawd
the devil always droppin bombs on the colored man...so i dip dip diver and try to civilize an 85er...gotta let em know the devils a canniver
One begets the other......
Fat bubble asses are god's gift to men. Well, fat bubble asses and beer. They make the world go round.
please listen to this man
Quote from: rjs246 on January 26, 2006, 09:31:37 AM
Fat bubble asses are god's gift to men. Well, fat bubble asses and beer. They make the world go round.
:yay :yay :yay
Not coincidentally, beer makes fat bubble asses.
Quote from: Zanshin on January 26, 2006, 09:50:10 AM
Not coincidentally, beer makes fat bubble asses.
Is there anything it CAN'T do?
This thread is rediculous...
eye-gee-yizzle is trying to hard....
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2006, 09:33:09 AM
Fat bubble asses are god's gift to men. Well, fat bubble asses and beer. They make the world go round.
please listen to this man
(http://static.flickr.com/29/89559896_d3ec94e536_o.gif)
Quote from: stillupfront on January 27, 2006, 07:04:35 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2006, 09:33:09 AM
Fat bubble asses are god's gift to men. Well, fat bubble asses and beer. They make the world go round.
please listen to this man
(http://static.flickr.com/29/89559896_d3ec94e536_o.gif)
:puke
Quote from: stillupfront on January 27, 2006, 07:04:35 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 26, 2006, 09:33:09 AM
Fat bubble asses are god's gift to men. Well, fat bubble asses and beer. They make the world go round.
please listen to this man
(http://static.flickr.com/29/89559896_d3ec94e536_o.gif)
Ouch.
thats a little extreme but id still stab it
Jesus. That thing could snap your nose clean off.
Hey, what do you guys think of Jon Favreau? Think he's getting a little chubby? I've seen some pictures, and he just doesn't look as lean as he used to....
= funny.
maybe you want to nominate your girl, wiggy: playboy looking for myspace women (http://www.playboy.com/sex/features/girlsofmyspace/)
via fark.com
im on it...ill PM her right away...thanks pal
murp does concrete field have a my space site...id really like to add you guys as a 'friend'
thats funny
well is there?
theres four murps...but none are the man i dont think
and no concrete fields
i just requested friendship with megan...see what she says
no myspace unless our General Failure made one I dont know about.
Online flirting/stalking is pretty pathetically non-hetero. And creepy.
you wont be saying that after i bag meggy
Why on earth would we ever want a :CF entry on myspace?
Yes. I will.
http://myspace.com/murp
i have a sinking suspicion that's a different Murp.
kinda looks like murp :=)
thats the anti meggy
i guess a 'murp' could be another name for it
Quote from: Mad-Lad on February 10, 2006, 02:49:58 PM
http://myspace.com/murp
QuoteBiggest hero: Jesus. After that my parents. There are just no words to describe how happy I am that they are my parents. AWESOME MAN!
This crap is hilarious. This stupid chick just lays herself out there..no shame at all. So much better than group hug. I'm gonna browse some and find another gem. Be right back.
my space owns you
best time wasting tool of all time
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 10, 2006, 03:04:14 PM
best time wasting tool of all time
it's also a great way to pretend like you have lots of friends. just ask jeebus girl
look at this idiot:
http://myspace.com/dio
:-D
and this one:
http://myspace.com/mussa
http://myspace.com/generalfailure
http://myspace.com/phillygirl
http://myspace.com/rjs
:-D
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2006, 02:44:05 PM
Why on earth would we ever want a :CF entry on myspace?
Myspace generates a lot of traffic, but 99% of it is the kind of traffic we don't want. EMO kids, fangirls, angst-ridden teens, garage bands.
sure GF. we know you want fangirls directed to this site.
http://myspace.com/tomahawk
http://myspace.com/chuggie
http://myspace.com/igy
http://myspace.com/4thand26
:-D
http://myspace.com/diomedes
that's you, isn't it Dio?
besides the naked guy that mussa one is golden
arslan's Interests:
General
shooting the pool... swimming....clubbin'.......collecting speeding tickets .........poker..... oh did i mention chess
Music
i like every thing that makes sexy girls botty goes Bboom Boom Boom but i like rap for myself
Movies
ohhhh theres a lot cant even mention here
Television
not much into it
Books
not into reading stuff a lot
Heroes
so far there isnt any but as soon as i'll find one i'll update my profile
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2006, 03:08:51 PM
http://myspace.com/rjs
:-D
I don't think that could've been more perfect.
and also, i found my new symbol: (http://myspace-572.vo.llnwd.net/00447/27/57/447137572_m.jpg)
that RJS guy sure is friendly with half-naked men.
Score:
http://myspace.com/biged76
i seen the big guy on there before...id request friendship of him but hed just try and ban me
LMFAO. Poor BigEd. The mb addiction has obviously spilled over into teeny bopper internets.
Quote from: Mad-Lad on February 10, 2006, 03:14:37 PM
http://myspace.com/diomedes
that's you, isn't it Dio?
You know it. I'm the Mustang Jew
And this is you, right?
http://myspace.com/madlad
He listed sports message boards as one of his interests? Well, that little bit of honesty helped nothing. You better bring it to The waltz, young man.
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2006, 03:24:02 PM
LMFAO. Poor BigEd. The mb addiction has obviously spilled over into teeny bopper internets.
One of his "friends" is a cute 17 year-old from his hometown. Waiting for her to get legal for you, Ed?
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2006, 03:27:24 PM
You know it. I'm the Mustang Jew
And this is you, right?
http://myspace.com/madlad
sure is. I'm a 78 year old body builder in Seattle.
You dorks should be on facebook. All the college kids are doing it!
http://myspace.com/mhunt
Quotefrom day one i talked about getting out, but not forgetting about, how all my worse fears were letting out. he said why put a new address on the same old loneliness. when breathing just passes the time until we get old and die. now talkings just a waste of breath, and livings just a waste of death. he said why put a new address an the same old loneliness, and this you and me and me and you, until we've got nothing left.
I'm going to shtein myself laughing at this fool.
lolol
who id like to meet:
YOU!
im me at : mhunt1987 and mhunt15@msn.com
This guy likes the cut of your jib. (http://www.myspace.com/495045)
Quote from: General_Failure on February 10, 2006, 03:44:23 PM
This guy likes the cut of your jib. (http://www.myspace.com/495045)
Not rjs. rjs is way uglier than that guy.
Quote from: General_Failure on February 10, 2006, 03:44:23 PM
This guy likes the cut of your jib. (http://www.myspace.com/495045)
cant be him. too normalish.
QuoteNot rjs. rjs is way uglier than that guy.
I wouldn't talk dude. We are identical babywipe twins, after all.
so, anyone wanna go CLUBBIN?
now that i have been discovered
Quote from: General_Failure on February 10, 2006, 03:44:23 PM
This guy likes the cut of your jib. (http://www.myspace.com/495045)
QuoteWho I'd like to meet:
Everyone.
As much as I like to make fun of
the Jerk, this quote pretty much proves that this profile ain't him.
What's the prize for finding his supposedly long lost account, btw?
Death.
In that case, I'll keep looking.
Speaking of myspace, I read a story where two people met on myspace, and the guy murdered the girl he met.
The guy was caught, and people are still leaving him messages on his myspace account, wondering where he's been.
Fascinating.
http://www.myspace.com/bigthickdude
That's the guy.
But you know, meeting people online isn't creepy.
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 10, 2006, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2006, 03:24:02 PM
LMFAO. Poor BigEd. The mb addiction has obviously spilled over into teeny bopper internets.
One of his "friends" is a cute 17 year-old from his hometown. Waiting for her to get legal for you, Ed?
The twin 17-yr olds in my top 8 and the one in the overall list are first cousins. I ain't no Springer guest, y'all.... :P
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=36604868
That's the girl he killed.
methinks the lady doth protest too much
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 10, 2006, 04:23:17 PM
The twin 17-yr olds in my top 8 and the one in the overall list are first cousins. I ain't no Springer guest, y'all.... :P
Liar. You'd hit it anyway.
Quote from: Philly Forever on February 10, 2006, 04:25:17 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=36604868
That's the girl he killed.
MAKE MORE SENSE
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 10, 2006, 04:28:18 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 10, 2006, 04:23:17 PM
The twin 17-yr olds in my top 8 and the one in the overall list are first cousins. I ain't no Springer guest, y'all.... :P
Liar. You'd hit it anyway.
Quote from: Philly Forever on February 10, 2006, 04:25:17 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=36604868
That's the girl he killed.
MAKE MORE SENSE
Look on page 5.
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 10, 2006, 03:22:46 PM
i seen the big guy on there before...id request friendship of him but hed just try and ban me
;D
I have a few EMBers on my list...SheEagle (Cheryl), paco (Mike), StevieLeftCollege (Steve), Moloko9 (that monkey one) and coreyeagle (Corey Oz)....
Quote from: Philly Forever on February 10, 2006, 04:25:17 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=36604868
That's the girl he killed.
If she's dead, why does she only have one friend, and it's Tom?
She'd have none if she removed Tom like everyone else did... :)
it's hard to make friends when you're dead, duh
Why on earth are you sharing this information?
because that's what I do now, I'm a helper
"Ok Lets Try this Again"
i
dont
think
so
Great...I tried to play along, and I found my cousin's site. Ahh, youth.
unless the "this" is eternal afterlife
This thread is totally lame.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 10, 2006, 04:31:53 PM
Why on earth are you sharing this information?
He's communicating. Didn't you major in that? You think you'd be able to identify.
You freaks pay way too much attention to the shtein I say.
actually, i have everyone exept you on my ignore feature
Ha. That was pretty funny.
Quote from: rjs246 on February 10, 2006, 04:48:20 PM
You freaks pay way too much attention to the shtein I say.
You never told us. I'm omniscient.
Is that some sort of fowl?
This is the 2nd result if you Google picture search "chicken":
(http://www.qth.com/sos/dayton99/chicken.jpg)
Hit.
it's the first result if you google "paternal molestation survivors"
as of february 13, 2006 @ 4:48 in the afternoon MEGAN is my myspace friend
just in time for valentines day
suckas!!!
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2006, 04:48:44 PM
as of february 13, 2006 @ 4:48 in the afternoon MEGAN is my myspace friend
just in time for valentines day
suckas!!!
Weird. It's really only 3:50 in the PM.
if thats your way of saying
congratulations
my dog!
i knew you could do it...
ect...
then thank you
8 inches of limp dick
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2006, 04:58:28 PM
8 inches of limp dick
Straight to roofies, huh? Why not start out with a gift certificate to the local nail parlor for a new airbrush job? You never know...
Or you could kill yourself for stalking a made-up internet personality. I'm saying its 50/50 that 'Megan' is actually a 43 year old asian dude who still lives in his mother's basement.
if you want to hit the poopies you gots to use the roofies...definitely not yet tho...i gotta at least give her the opportuinity to say no
airbrush smairbrush...shes the realness
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2006, 05:06:46 PM
if you want to hit the poopies you gots to use the roofies...definitely not yet tho...i gotta at least give her the opportuinity to say no
airbrush smairbrush...shes the realness
Since this trainwreck of a post is of your design, you have to at least share with us when you meet "Megan" and "she" tries to feed you "eight inches of limp dick". Of course, no details, just tell us that "Megan" popped your man-cherry.
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 13, 2006, 05:06:46 PMairbrush smairbrush...shes the realness
So maybe she got real nails. That don't mean the ho don't want a new 'brush nail job with rhinestones and all.
good ish....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=54709433
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 15, 2006, 11:43:24 AM
good ish....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=54709433
:-D
:cfhead :cfhead :cfhead
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 15, 2006, 11:43:24 AM
good ish....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=54709433
Very nice. At least the person behind that is being up-front about being fake, unlike "Megan".
At least the person behind that is being up-front about being fake, unlike "Megan".
BAN?
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 15, 2006, 11:43:24 AM
good ish....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=54709433
:-D
I'm a little disappointed that Art Schlichter isn't on his friends list.
MySpace Movie. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_dam5DmsM)
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D @ Yeti
Nice find, but Yeti was a fox.
:-D :-D :-D
I'd beat it up, btw... :paranoid
Quote from: ice grillin you on February 15, 2006, 11:43:24 AM
good ish....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=54709433
Who I'd like to meet:
Gary Bettman, so I can punch that fag in the face for being on my case. farg Bettman.
:-D
this chick isn't the ugliest i've ever seen, not by a long shot...
but there's something about her deformed face that pisses me off...
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=91065
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 10, 2006, 05:11:10 PM
this chick isn't the ugliest i've ever seen
AGGGGGHHHH!!! :puke
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 10, 2006, 05:11:10 PM
this chick isn't the ugliest i've ever seen, not by a long shot...
but there's something about her deformed face that pisses me off...
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=91065
She's so ugly that I'd do her in the butt until she coughed up some Hersey's Kisses. Then I'd beat her about the face and neck with an aluminum bat. The End.
Give her a carrot and put her back in the barn, dude.
Yuck. Just yuck.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 10, 2006, 05:11:10 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=91065
Now I know where to come when I have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours.
or you know what to think about when you need to keep yourself going with your ladyfriend
Only one dook on this board has a "ladyfriend". Feva's black, so he has him a fine pisa-ass woman. Dig?
True... I just hope the wife doesn't find out about it. :paranoid
i am not into this freinds trying to find dates for freinds but this colleague of mine was looking at your profile and might have a crush on you. we are trying to find her a good partner, everyone in our group has someone. u seem like a cute good hearted person,we voted 3-1 for u, here look at our freind and see if u are interested, Here is the link...
i've gotten like 20 of those
gotta be some sort of scam but i can't quite figure out what they're after....all it does is put some fake hott chick in your friends list.
Hello
Body: Hey. I'm surfing this site using my girl friends' account. And, so I want you to know that this isnt my profile. I dont have my own profile yet cause she just introduced me to this site. She told me to surf around on her account, and see if I like the site.
I will admit, this site does seem pretty cool. I really like your profile too.' So I felt like writing you and letting you know that, and saying hi. So where should I start? I have been single for som long now, I think I have forgotten how to meet new people. HeHe... I had a really bad break up about a year ago and decided to take some time off and do stuff for "me". But now I think its time to meet someone again. I'm not in search of a serious relationship, just a good friendship. You know what I mean... Someone cool, who can spend time with me, hang out, go dancing, just having fun. And sometime, maybe even sharing some intimate moments. Some people would say, being friends, with added bonuses or benefits. HeHe!
Well, we need to start somewhere. Well, I'm Kristen.. You can reach me at shakyhumps@yahoo. Email me directly so that I am certain to get your message. Since this is my friends account, I might not get messages through her profile. She told me to create a profile of my own if I really like the site. I might just do that. I have pictures that I can send if you want. btw, I am the average blonde blue eyed girl. I am told that I am attractive. I don't think that I am model material, but then again, I sure am not bad to look at. I have a feeling that we will get along great.
Kristen ")
Yeah I got that one last week. Weird.
i can't believe shakyhumps is 2-timing me already. :-[
i always get the one, it's something like "We know you were with our daughter last, please tell us where she is. We're keeping hope she's alive, blah, blah, blah." They always make me laugh.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 13, 2006, 02:54:59 PM
i always get the one, it's something like "We know you were with our daughter last, please tell us where she is. We're keeping hope she's alive, blah, blah, blah." They always make me laugh.
:-D
:-D
I used to get ones where it would say, "i'm in town for business and would like to meet up."
whatever