Having a Septoplasty (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003012.htm) done next month...
Broke my nose in 9th grade. Had this procedure done.
Re-broke it in 11th grade. Didn't get it checked out for a decade. Whoops.
I'm a little concerned about this, though:
QuoteConvalescence
To help the healing, it is recommended that you avoid blowing the nose or performing any Valsalva maneuver (for example, when you hold your breath and tighten your muscles while bearing down for a bowel movement) for a few days after surgery. Ice packs on the nose will enhance comfort.
Yikes.
you still have to push on the toilet? you're obviously not drinking enough.
I usually don't have any problems, but my bowels are not without a sense of irony.
I am far too terrified of hemorrhoids to ever push. I take my time and let it fall out naturally... or rocket out quickly, depending on what and how much I drank the night before.
I hope you'll save some of the pain meds for your favorite socialist.
What about sneezing? Are you allowed to sneeze?
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 25, 2006, 11:18:02 AM
Having a Septoplasty (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003012.htm) done next month...
Broke my nose in 9th grade. Had this procedure done.
Re-broke it in 11th grade. Didn't get it checked out for a decade. Whoops.
I'm a little concerned about this, though:
QuoteConvalescence
To help the healing, it is recommended that you avoid blowing the nose or performing any Valsalva maneuver (for example, when you hold your breath and tighten your muscles while bearing down for a bowel movement) for a few days after surgery. Ice packs on the nose will enhance comfort.
Yikes.
just reach in a grab the poops.
i was originally going to ask why Dave Spadaro, Ron Jaworski and Kenny Albert were giving you medical advice.
Oh. Let me change the topic title to be less confusing...
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 25, 2006, 11:39:42 AM
Oh. Let me change the topic title to be less confusing...
haha
stock up on fiber, lots and lots of fiber, that will keep you regular.
Quote from: Wingspan on January 25, 2006, 11:35:22 AM
i was originally going to ask why Dave Spadaro, Ron Jaworski and Kenny Albert were giving you medical advice.
I thought the same thing when I saw the thread. I also thought that by getting cut, he meant that he was getting the big "V". It made me wonder why the Eagles Television Network would be telling Freddie to stop reproducing. I didn't think much of it though because I felt it was best for everyone anyway.
Magnesium Citrate. You piss out your ass faster than you do you dick. No pushing required.
Dehydration on the other hand......
Isn't this the same procedure that Shawn Andrews had last year?
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 25, 2006, 02:14:23 PM
Isn't this the same procedure that Shawn Andrews had last year?
I think he had nasal polyps removed. Not quite as invasive.
Quote from: Wingspan on January 25, 2006, 11:34:36 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 25, 2006, 11:18:02 AM
Having a Septoplasty (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003012.htm) done next month...
Broke my nose in 9th grade. Had this procedure done.
Re-broke it in 11th grade. Didn't get it checked out for a decade. Whoops.
I'm a little concerned about this, though:
QuoteConvalescence
To help the healing, it is recommended that you avoid blowing the nose or performing any Valsalva maneuver (for example, when you hold your breath and tighten your muscles while bearing down for a bowel movement) for a few days after surgery. Ice packs on the nose will enhance comfort.
Yikes.
just reach in a grab the poops.
Just like Bobby did for Whitney
Cut me, Mick.
maybe if u weren't a prick u wouldn't of gotten socked in the nose so many times as a kid.
Maybe if your mom wasn't a hooker, she wouldn't have meatflaps that hang to her knees.
No, she'd still have huge beef curtains.
does it look like Fidel Castro with an exploding cigar in his mouth?
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2006, 12:52:51 PM
Maybe if your mom wasn't a hooker, she wouldn't have meatflaps that hang to her knees.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! He talked about yo' moms yo! mussa, I wouldn't take that shtein if I wuz you!
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 26, 2006, 12:52:51 PM
Maybe if your mom wasn't a hooker, she wouldn't have meatflaps that hang to her knees.
Yeah she would. But she'd also be broke.
oh thats right u were beat by your dad. yea im talking about yo daddy bitch. now suck my meatcicle and show me those man titties you crooked nosed slack jawwwed flag.
You have teh issues. Have you considered re-birth therapy?
re-birth therapy? thats for teh gheys.
Quote from: mussa on January 26, 2006, 02:06:18 PM
re-birth therapy? thats for teh gheys.
I was just asking, because people occasionally suffocate and die during it.
yea and they suffocate because of a tube steak jammed in their mouthz
wow...this is quite the tard fest.
yes its offical now that you coined in. married life treating u well wingy? u seem uptight lately. prob not getting laid. sounds like the re-birth therapy FF uses might help you out too. good luck :yay
You're all retarded.
Quote from: General_Failure on January 26, 2006, 03:10:32 PM
You're all retarded.
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
I love the Boondocks. Feva has the best avatar in this thread, except mine, natch.
Andy Hall > all
You still haven't promised me the leftover pain meds. Fleshpop.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2006, 10:14:44 PM
You still haven't promised me the leftover pain meds. Fleshpop.
I'm not going to spend money to illegally send you pain meds. If you want to roadtrip it down to NC to pick up my leftovers, that's your call.
Sarge says he wants to hang out with you all weekend.
Can I just sent a pre-paid fedex envelope and a 9/11 "Ground Zero - We Will NEVER Forget" T-shirt?
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2006, 10:22:08 PM
Can I just sent a pre-paid fedex envelope and a 9/11 "Ground Zero - We Will NEVER Forget" T-shirt?
I would donate the shirt to charity. A tax deduction!
I was hoping you would reply with "I can get one of those T-shirts at the mall." So I could then reply back and say "Yes, but not the official ones."
You can take stool softeners obviously, if you think that will be an issue.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2006, 09:22:46 PM
I love the Boondocks. Feva has the best avatar in this thread, except mine, natch.
I'm addicted to that damn show. Can't get enough of it.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 26, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
I was hoping you would reply with "I can get one of those T-shirts at the mall." So I could then reply back and say "Yes, but not the official ones."
Actually, could you instead get me a shirt that says, "America... Fvck YEAH!" Thanks.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 25, 2006, 11:18:02 AM
Having a Septoplasty (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003012.htm) done next month...
I had this done Thursday. Still have plastic splints in my nose until tomorrow. Farging sucks.
Perkaset is a helluva drug, though. A HELLUVA drug.
Thanks Rick James!
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 26, 2006, 11:05:58 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 25, 2006, 11:18:02 AM
Having a Septoplasty (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003012.htm) done next month...
Still have plastic splints in my nose until tomorrow.
Pics?
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 26, 2006, 05:26:22 PM
Pics?
If you really wanted me to find a way to take pics way up deep inside my nose... well, I still wouldn't.
You can't see them from the outside, jagoff.
I say Oxy, you say Cotin!
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 26, 2006, 06:00:32 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 26, 2006, 05:26:22 PM
Pics?
If you really wanted me to find a way to take pics way up deep inside my nose... well, I still wouldn't.
farging tease...
You know you want to see the half-dissolved stitches and the bloody crusting all up in there too. SEX. Y.
Yum Yum dim sum!
Baby step to two o'clock... baby step to two o'clock.
FF, you had a nose job??
Dude, when you gettin' the Breast Implants?
Fag!
The frikkin' splints they had in each nostril were like 4 inches long... no wonder they caused some discomfort. Holy ish!
P.S. Hey stilloncrack, how about you drive your Cadillac off a bridge into a cavern full of C4 and make the world a better place? Thanks, brother!
P.S. Hey stilloncrack, how about you drive your Cadillac off a bridge into a cavern full of C4 and make the world a better place? Thanks, brother!
Take it easy Michael Jackson.
Maybe you can get some young stuff to settle your nerves.
Please ban me, I have nothing to contribute.
Quote from: stalker on February 27, 2006, 03:48:44 PM
Take it easy Michael Jackson.
Maybe you can get some young stuff to settle your nerves.
You're wasting my air, and my bandwidth. Less typing. More dying.
@matth: OMGHI2U!