Has been crawling around my desk, the wall area, all morning. Its checking everything out. I havn't noticed any spiders in my place since I moved here. Kinda weird. Its starting to piss me off. I think its mocking me...ahh...it just jumped off the blinds and climbed back up on its web. I think hes trying ot build a death trap. Should I kill him?
Quote from: mussa on January 23, 2006, 11:52:07 AM
Should I kill him?
No. Let him make the first move.
Kill him with great vengeance.
Spiders are evil.
Didn't we already have a thread on this topic?
Wasn't it nominated for post of the year?
its one of those big black jumping spiders. i think they like white women too. he was climbing down my monitor cable....now I've lost him. Basterd. I think he's just waiting to spring on me. I better fix a swatter in the meantime.
Quote from: mussa on January 23, 2006, 11:59:26 AM
its one of those big black jumping spiders. i think they like white women too.
:-D
Where the white woman at?
well i think we're certian that the spider is not igy
she left about 3 hrs ago.
the spider is hiding from me. im gonna try to fart it out. thank you coffee.
The spider is the government spying on you, be cautious.
whatevr Dio
If that's true, it's a federal crime to kill it. If you're doing nothing wrong then you have nothing to fear from the spider.
hippy
the spider is back. crawling down my the wall. he must have been right above my head. prob took a microscopic poo on me.
Actually...spiders take pretty big dumps for being spiders. Well...the well fed ones do. But...if the farger jumps...its probably a widow. Kill it before it bites you....and then you have to get your arm amputated...or whatever it bites. If you're a bad ass...you'll try to kill it with your cock. Go ahead, I dare ya.
Quote from: hbionic on January 23, 2006, 04:45:46 PM
Actually...spiders take pretty big dumps for being spiders. Well...the well fed ones do. But...if the farger jumps...its probably a widow. Kill it before it bites you....and then you have to get your arm amputated...or whatever it bites. If you're a bad ass...you'll try to kill it with your cock. Go ahead, I dare ya.
that got a pretty hearty laugh out of me
Actually, it all makes sense now.
hbionic is the spider.
:-D