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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: Father Demon on January 20, 2006, 11:20:34 PM

Title: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: Father Demon on January 20, 2006, 11:20:34 PM
Winter is the coldest season.  For a reason.  The sun moves south, to warm up the Africans and the Australians and leaves us in the northern climes to fend for ourselves in the sleet and the frost.

Animals bundle up in their fur and in their caves.  They hybernate and/or store up nuts to feed to their chicks and young.

When there is a chill in the air, there are colder weather patterns coming down from Canada.

In Canada it is always winter.  Sometimes the sun never rises in Canada.  Harp seals abound until they are brutally slaughtered by Canadians. They worship maple syrup, hockey and Alanis Morisette.  I hate Canadians.
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: Diomedes on January 20, 2006, 11:32:08 PM
Pass the bong, dude.
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Post by: LBIggle on January 21, 2006, 07:05:44 AM
i'm pretty sure i got seconds.
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Post by: MadMarchHare on January 21, 2006, 07:54:59 AM
Sleep deprivation will keep me from having a third kid.
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Post by: rjs246 on January 21, 2006, 10:53:35 AM
The Office is funny and all, but please.
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: Father Demon on January 21, 2006, 11:24:29 AM
I think it, along with My Name Is Earl, are the two funniest shows that feature real people.
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: rjs246 on January 21, 2006, 11:26:38 AM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on January 21, 2006, 11:24:29 AM
I think it, along with My Name Is Earl, are the two funniest shows that feature real people.

I would probably agree with that. And on a related note, did Jamie Presley fall ass backwards into the most tailor made role of her lifetime or what? The girl can't act, but she can act like herself and now she's being paid to do exactly that on a hit comedy. Ridiculous.
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: Father Demon on January 21, 2006, 11:28:57 AM
I think the asian guy from the Dharma film is the Korean guy's dad. Think about it. They're BOTH asian.
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: Father Demon on January 21, 2006, 11:29:35 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 21, 2006, 11:26:38 AM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on January 21, 2006, 11:24:29 AM
I think it, along with My Name Is Earl, are the two funniest shows that feature real people.

I would probably agree with that. And on a related note, did Jamie Presley fall ass backwards into the most tailor made role of her lifetime or what? The girl can't act, but she can act like herself and now she's being paid to do exactly that on a hit comedy. Ridiculous.

I think she's awesome in that show.  But you're right -- getting paid big bucks to be herself.  Damn, she's lucky....
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: mussa on January 21, 2006, 03:47:34 PM
man do bloody marys ever cure a hang over.  holy shtein around the rim of my toilet. 
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: Feva on January 21, 2006, 03:51:52 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on January 21, 2006, 11:24:29 AM
I think it, along with My Name Is Earl, are the two funniest shows that feature real people.

The Office is garbage.  My Name is Earl is hilarious though.
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Post by: rjs246 on January 21, 2006, 03:52:55 PM
^^^^

Retard. The Office is hilarious.
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Post by: Feva on January 21, 2006, 04:13:15 PM
^^^^

Yo mama.  No it's not.
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: MDS on January 21, 2006, 04:32:35 PM
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that...
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: mussa on January 21, 2006, 06:52:05 PM
MDS lives in a 8ft by 8ft room. 
Title: Re: My beer tastes like updog.....
Post by: MDS on January 22, 2006, 06:02:53 PM
good news office fans, the show got picked up for full 22 episodes...for next season.