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Title: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2006, 02:17:38 PM

http://www.mensa-test.com/

It's fun if you honestly do it yourself and don't Google the answers. I was briefly stuck around 17 correct, had some caffeine, and got another 11 right. 28/33, with 1 I should have gotten and 1 I thought was a stupid answer.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 02:26:08 PM

i'm in the middle of taking this and i've had to look up how to spell shtein a couple of times... my spelling is awesome.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2006, 02:29:56 PM

Theoretically, part of the test is being able to spell what you think goes in there.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 02:32:14 PM

theoretically you can lick my sack

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2006, 02:36:18 PM

I predicted your response almost exactly, except you used the adjectives "huge" and "hairy" in my guess.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 02:39:28 PM

I'm at work, I don't have time for extraneous words.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 02:40:37 PM

Well i've gotten 18 and need to do some work, i'll come back to it later. You care.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2006, 02:40:46 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 02:39:28 PM
I'm at work, I don't have time for extraneous words.

Right.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 02:45:39 PM

26/33

I would have never gotten 5, 14, 28, 30, 31 or 33. 20...maybe...

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: QB Eagles on January 20, 2006, 02:59:58 PM

The real genius is the one who made up a quiz that makes people feel like "geniuses" for knowing how many days there are in week and books in the Bible, associated the MENSA name with it without permission to confer a sense of legitimacy to the quiz, made an all text webpage to conserve bandwidth costs, and made sure to put Google ads at the top and bottom of the page.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 03:01:40 PM

Quote from: QB Eagles on January 20, 2006, 02:59:58 PM
The real genius is the one who made up a quiz that makes people feel like "geniuses" for knowing how many days there are in week and books in the Bible, associated the MENSA name with it without permission to confer a sense of legitimacy to the quiz, made an all text webpage to conserve bandwidth costs, and made sure to put Google ads at the top and bottom of the page.

I'm a heathen. Thanks.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2006, 03:02:03 PM

I had no chance at 31 or 33. I was really close on #19 (the one I thought was a stupid answer), but didn't get it. #28 is the one I think I should have gotten.

QB Eagles - I'm not saying it's an official test or anything. Just a fun time-wasting, brain-stretching thing to do on a Friday afternoon. That's no need for you to give away hints to answers. Don't be a meatcicle.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Diomedes on January 20, 2006, 03:03:49 PM

Dude, you need help. You just typed out 'meatcicle.' I bet you've called someone that unconsiously--you know in the real world. Admit it.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 03:07:39 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on January 20, 2006, 03:03:49 PM
Dude, you need help. You just typed out 'meatcicle.' I bet you've called someone that unconsiously--you know in the real world. Admit it.

Hahahaha. Well struck.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2006, 03:17:08 PM

I thought using 'meatcicle' would make it more clear that I wasn't being very serious, dick.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Father Demon on January 20, 2006, 03:26:25 PM

I got 18 right, then I got bored and Googled the rest.

I admit though that there were quite a few I would never have gotten, no matter how much time I spent on it.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Wingspan on January 20, 2006, 03:26:55 PM

i got 20 then gave up.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 03:30:53 PM

I got 18, took 10 minutes to work, looked again and got 3 more, then mister bibly mentioned some biblishness and I got three more, and I haven't looked at it since then. Exciting.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: MURP on January 20, 2006, 03:31:44 PM

1043 R K in a C N S

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Father Demon on January 20, 2006, 03:35:39 PM

1023 I L in an E F

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2006, 03:37:13 PM

5 G and 18 U V C F
22 of 23 are S M V B N J

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Wingspan on January 20, 2006, 03:37:57 PM

F Y

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 03:38:22 PM

I W G L J A 2 H

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2006, 03:38:37 PM

2 T in W M S

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: MURP on January 20, 2006, 03:47:54 PM

Y W L M B A C Y D F W

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: 4and26 on January 20, 2006, 03:53:51 PM

Quote from: MURP on January 20, 2006, 03:47:54 PM
Y W L M B A C Y D F W

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 03:54:27 PM

I G Y S U X

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 20, 2006, 03:57:42 PM

Quote from: MURP on January 20, 2006, 03:47:54 PM
Y W L M B A C Y D F W

You will lick my balls and c*ck you dirty farging wh*re.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: MURP on January 20, 2006, 03:59:17 PM

Quote from: MURP on January 20, 2006, 03:31:44 PM
1043 R K in a C N S

1043 Roundhouse Kicks in a Chuck Norris Show.

suckers.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 04:00:29 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 03:38:22 PM
I W G L J A 2 H

I would gladly lick Jessica Alba's 2 hole.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: mussa on January 20, 2006, 04:03:24 PM

meatcicle, meatcicle hey hey hey! meatcicle, meatcicle hey hey hey!

i say this at work.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Father Demon on January 20, 2006, 04:04:32 PM

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on January 20, 2006, 03:35:39 PM
1023 I L in an E F

1023 Internet Losers in an Eagles Forum

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 04:37:22 PM

1 B on J K

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: MDS on January 20, 2006, 04:41:36 PM

Quote from: MURP on January 20, 2006, 03:31:44 PM
1043 R K in a C N S

1043 rowdy koreans in a cantankarous nursing stand

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: SunMo on January 20, 2006, 04:47:10 PM

Y A A A L A B O F

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: SunMo on January 20, 2006, 04:47:56 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on January 20, 2006, 04:47:10 PM
Y A A A L A B O F

You All Are Acting Like A Bunch Of flags

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: MDS on January 20, 2006, 04:51:01 PM

SM L T E D B A T T

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Diomedes on January 20, 2006, 04:54:13 PM

Worst thread of the year. It's a fresh year, I know. But this one will stand up against any on the Internets, evAr.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 05:43:02 PM

0 S B W for the P E :-\

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 05:46:21 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 05:43:02 PM
0 S B W for the P E

You're not helping anything.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Father Demon on January 20, 2006, 05:56:48 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 05:43:02 PM
0 S B W for the P E :-\

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 20, 2006, 06:45:19 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 05:43:02 PM
0 S B W for the P E :-\

>:(

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Wingspan on January 20, 2006, 07:38:26 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 05:43:02 PM
0 S B W for the P E :-\

not too good at the party games, huh?

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 21, 2006, 10:01:58 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on January 20, 2006, 04:54:13 PM
Worst thread of the year. It's a fresh year, I know. But this one will stand up against any on the Internets, evAr.

Couldn't break double-digits, eh?

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: jeffreyjpa on January 21, 2006, 10:17:00 AM

Quote from: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 04:37:22 PM
1 B on J K

1 Ball on John Kruk?

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: JTrotter Fan on January 21, 2006, 11:37:03 AM

Take a real IQ test and then we'll see how many geniuses there are around here.

My IQ 133.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 21, 2006, 03:50:19 PM

Quote from: The Waco Kid on January 21, 2006, 11:37:03 AM
Take a real IQ test and then we'll see how many geniuses there are around here.

My IQ 133.

Hahahahahaha, way to embarrass yourself. Suffice to say many here have a significantly higher score than that.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: rjs246 on January 21, 2006, 04:02:59 PM

Actually, it sounds like even the crack smoker is higher than that. But bringing up IQ scores on a message board is pathetic.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: BigEd76 on January 21, 2006, 05:51:04 PM

Quote from: jeffreyjpa on January 21, 2006, 10:17:00 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 20, 2006, 04:37:22 PM
1 B on J K

1 Ball on John Kruk?

:yay

My IQ in 3rd grade was 139, Waco....

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 21, 2006, 05:55:49 PM

My IQ in real life is higher than Ed's, but his intarweb IQ is like 245.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Wingspan on January 21, 2006, 06:25:02 PM

my IQ is roughly 190 proof.

Title: Re: Mensa Test
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 21, 2006, 06:36:40 PM

I was a genius. Now I have a two-year old.

:crazy

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