A thought just leapt out of my giant brain.
See if any of you can comprehend this hypothetical situation.
It is generally thought that TO is mentally disturbed. What if he went to a doctor and was diagnosed with an organic mental disorder?
Suppose he was medicated and the condition was kept in check in the future?
Would the Eagles take him back? Would it be morally or ethically wrong to dispose of him? After all, would we cut him if he had cancer and it went into remission?
Just a thought.
flyers fired roger neilson
Good point. But the Phils didn't cut Kruk.
If these are the thoughts that are leaping out of your brain, then I don't even want to know about the ones you're retaining.
I think you should be medicated. And by "medicated" I mean "kicked in the nuts."
[art brut]Stay off the crack![/art brut]
I really think you need to step back and look at the bigger picture. Part of your problem in a situation like this is your military training. Our military is the best trained most prepared fighting force in the history of the world. However, military training does little to prepare one for the outsiide world when it comes to complex problem solving. In the real world, you need to view a problem like this from "outside the box" and consider some radical options. Just bounce some solutions off a shtein session and see if an agreement can be reached that is satisfying to all. The Eagles brass needs to consider just how potent an offense McNabb, Owens and Westbrooke can generate.
organic mental disorders rule.
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 04:26:19 PM
Good point. But the Phils didn't cut Kruk.
thats because you don't need balls to play baseball.
Or athletic talent.
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 04:47:48 PM
puff puff pass. In the real world, you need to view a problem like this from "outside the box" and consider some radical options. puff puff pass.
There's a huge difference between thinking outside the box and just throwing a bunch of shtein against the wall to see what sticks. Your thinking on this one falls under the latter.
The only thing I wouldn't want on the Eagles more than a mentally unstabble TO is a highly medicated TO.
honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.
Quote from: MDS on January 19, 2006, 05:28:11 PM
honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.
:-D
excuse me as I try and find a very tall building and end all this shtein.
Quote from: MDS on January 19, 2006, 05:28:11 PM
honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.
The funny things are:
I don't do nor
never have done illicit narcotics
I rarely if ever drink.
I am a successful business man
I have several post graduate degrees
I played division 1 football
I was a world class wrestler.
I have a genius level IQ
I am a happily married father of 4
So that's the life you imagine for yourself when smokin' that pipe.
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 19, 2006, 04:24:57 PM
flyers fired roger neilson
yeah, but only because he started acting crazy
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:22:49 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 19, 2006, 05:28:11 PM
honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.
The funny things are:
I don't do nor never have done illicit narcotics
I rarely if ever drink.
I am a successful business man
I have several post graduate degrees
I played division 1 football
I was a world class wrestler.
I have a genius level IQ
I am a happily married father of 4
theres no way thats correct.... i think you're a crackhead
Quote from: MDS on January 19, 2006, 11:36:34 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:22:49 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 19, 2006, 05:28:11 PM
honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.
The funny things are:
I don't do nor never have done illicit narcotics
I rarely if ever drink.
I am a successful business man
I have several post graduate degrees
I played division 1 football
I was a world class wrestler.
I have a genius level IQ
I am a happily married father of 4
theres no way thats correct.... i think you're a crackhead
All true!
I am not a crackhead....but I do play one on TV
Oh and I forgot!
I drive a cadillac and my wife drives a Lexus.
What make believe world are you living in on this latest crack binge?
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:37:48 PM
I drive a cadillac and my wife drives a Lexus.
None of the other stuff was impressive, but you really got me there! Riiiiiiiight.
By the way, how much money do you owe on those two cars combined?
lisiting your fake accomplishments on the internet is the truest way of proclaiming yourself a 40 year old man-child who lives in mom's basement and smokes crack
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 20, 2006, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:37:48 PM
I drive a cadillac and my wife drives a Lexus.
None of the other stuff was impressive, but you really got me there! Riiiiiiiight.
By the way, how much money do you owe on those two cars combined?
I don't think crackheads usually owe anything on the cars they steal. Although this crackhead is probably dumb enough to keep up the payments.
this thread is being moved to General.
Next up, let's move it to hell.
hell would be ok.
i'm starting to ponder why i even read this.
Can we send the crackhead with it?
Quote from: Diomedes on January 20, 2006, 09:32:31 AM
Next up, let's move it to hell.
You want to move it to a place you don't believe exists, then? Wait, that
does make sense.
Carry on.
Ponderous, man. farging ponderous.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 20, 2006, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:37:48 PM
I drive a cadillac and my wife drives a Lexus.
None of the other stuff was impressive, but you really got me there! Riiiiiiiight.
By the way, how much money do you owe on those two cars combined?
The Lexus is leased, the Cadillac is my company car.
Leased - as expensive as buying without the pesky owning. Why are we getting financial advice from you again?
He's trying to feel better about himself by wowing us with his wonderful life. Somebody should tell him nobody gives a shtein.
something to ponder for stillupfront: suicide
I'm tired of debating with this crackhead idiot. So, let's all watch this lovely clip from American Idol about a guy who is most definatley homosexual and looks really like a girl and just totally freaks me out. hazza (http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/Videos/FBHW%20CONFUSED%20FINAL.wmv)
Maybe the least surprising thing in this is that his mom is farging hot. Kids with hot mom usually turn out messed up, because hot moms normally marry iceholes or at least having the kid out of wedlock. the icehole bails once she is preggers, or begins cheating on the hot mom with an even hotter bimbo and is eventually caught. and then the hot mom is left to raise the kid alone, where because he has no father figure, he becomes feminine. the constant "id like to drill your mom" comments hes been getting since 6th grade probably haven't helped, either.
Quote from: stillupfront on January 20, 2006, 01:44:51 PMThe Lexus is leased, the Cadillac is my company car.
what are you, a limo driver?
Quote from: stillupfront on January 20, 2006, 01:44:51 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 20, 2006, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:37:48 PM
I drive a cadillac and my wife drives a Lexus.
None of the other stuff was impressive, but you really got me there! Riiiiiiiight.
By the way, how much money do you owe on those two cars combined?
The Lexus is leased, the Cadillac is my company car.
Anyone can lease a Lexus if they want to stretch themselves financially.
My wife has a Mercedes as a company car. Means nothing. Not our car. The fact that you believe what you drive proves something about your status actually tends to prove that you have less money and/or class than you appear to have. Truly rich people don't flaunt it and don't get wealthy by caring about appearances or living above or even
at the level of their means.
I drive a Tacoma....suck my nuts
Quote from: mussa on January 20, 2006, 04:07:09 PM
I drive a Tacoma....suck my nuts
Yeah, we know. You drive it real quick up hill with gate open to dump snow.
That only happens after he floods his garage.
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 20, 2006, 04:01:04 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 20, 2006, 01:44:51 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 20, 2006, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:37:48 PM
I drive a cadillac and my wife drives a Lexus.
None of the other stuff was impressive, but you really got me there! Riiiiiiiight.
By the way, how much money do you owe on those two cars combined?
The Lexus is leased, the Cadillac is my company car.
Anyone can lease a Lexus if they want to stretch themselves financially.
My wife has a Mercedes as a company car. Means nothing. Not our car. The fact that you believe what you drive proves something about your status actually tends to prove that you have less money and/or class than you appear to have. Truly rich people don't flaunt it and don't get wealthy by caring about appearances or living above or even at the level of their means.
I acknowledge what you are saying, and I agree. The reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead". I am just trying to point out that I am actually just a normal upper-middle class, middle aged suburbanite, with a slightly twisted sense of humor.
Who smokes crack. By the pound.
HA!
Quote from: stillupfront on January 20, 2006, 04:21:23 PM
I acknowledge what you are saying, and I agree. The reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead". I am just trying to point out that I am actually just a normal upper-middle class, middle aged suburbanite, with a slightly twisted sense of humor.
The sooner you stop trying to explain yourself to us, the sooner we'll believe you kicked the habit.
Also, why explain yourself to imaginary people that you will never meet on a football message board? No one cares.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 04:30:20 PM
Also, why explain yourself to imaginary people that you will never meet on a football message board? No one cares.
Stop stealing my ideas.
Quote from: stillupfront on January 20, 2006, 04:21:23 PMThe reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead".
Oh no!!! Somebody better call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance! Maybe we can go grab a beer after work. Do you drink Whine-a-kin? How about we stop by Mikey D's for a burger and some french cries. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
On second thought, maybe PSN is the crackhead.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 20, 2006, 04:33:30 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 20, 2006, 04:21:23 PMThe reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead".
Oh no!!! Somebody better call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance! Maybe we can go grab a beer after work. Do you drink Whine-a-kin? How about we stop by Mikey D's for a burger and some french cries.
Kill yourself.
So how about some jokes?
1. A man goes to a five dollar lady of the night. He gets up the next morning, and has crabs. So he goes back to the lady and says "hey, you gave me crabs." And she replies "for 5 bucks, what were you expecting, lobster?"
2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.
3. After opening the first restaurant on the moon, Bob was disappointed to receive only 2 stars in the newspaper's restaurant review section.
"Great food, no atmosphere."
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 20, 2006, 04:33:30 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 20, 2006, 04:21:23 PMThe reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead".
Oh no!!! Somebody better call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance! Maybe we can go grab a beer after work. Do you drink Whine-a-kin? How about we stop by Mikey D's for a burger and some french cries. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
This recieved bad reviews because you forgot to say it's an EMOgency when you called for the Whaaambulance. Jackass.
Quote from: MDS on January 20, 2006, 04:50:00 PM
So how about some jokes?
Did you hear about the Asian couple that had a retarded baby? They named it 'Sum Ting Wong'
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:22:49 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 19, 2006, 05:28:11 PM
honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.
I have a genius level IQ
I love people who say stuff like this.
Where did you find that out? Please tell me the definition of a 'genius level IQ'.
Let me guess you took a bunch of IQ tests on the web, until you found the one that made you look the smartest. Do you think that possibly that website, or whoever told you that may have been motivated to sell you something?
You sound like every 15 year old loser on the net.
Next you should tell me how you're a triple black belt and you're going to find me and kick my ass.
Quote from: methdeez on January 20, 2006, 08:25:44 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:22:49 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 19, 2006, 05:28:11 PM
honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.
I have a genius level IQ
I love people who say stuff like this.
Where did you find that out? Please tell me the definition of a 'genius level IQ'.
Let me guess you took a bunch of IQ tests on the web, until you found the one that made you look the smartest. Do you think that possibly that website, or whoever told you that may have been motivated to sell you something?
You sound like every 15 year old loser on the net.
Next you should tell me how you're a triple black belt and you're going to find me and kick my ass.
It depends on whose scale you use. Generally over 150 is considered genius level. Last time I was tested was in college. I scored 163. I was always in the 155-170 range. I haven't taken a test ib 20+ years. The old joke that $1.00 and a mensa membership will get you a cup of coffee is still true. I was just listing this stuff so I could explain that I wasn't some nutty crackhead sitting in my mom's basement. This was not meant as braggadocio.
I have never studied martial arts (except judo, but that was for balance and leverage for wrestling) and would not be able track you down.
Quote from: General_Failure on January 20, 2006, 05:52:16 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 20, 2006, 04:33:30 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 20, 2006, 04:21:23 PMThe reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead".
Oh no!!! Somebody better call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance! Maybe we can go grab a beer after work. Do you drink Whine-a-kin? How about we stop by Mikey D's for a burger and some french cries. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
This recieved bad reviews because you forgot to say it's an EMOgency when you called for the Whaaambulance. Jackass.
Damn! It's always some minute detail. :boom
Bush is a farging moron, and he's the President. It's entirely possible you could have a Lexus.
Quote from: stillupfront on January 20, 2006, 10:51:33 PM
Quote from: methdeez on January 20, 2006, 08:25:44 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:22:49 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 19, 2006, 05:28:11 PM
honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.
I have a genius level IQ
I love people who say stuff like this.
Where did you find that out? Please tell me the definition of a 'genius level IQ'.
Let me guess you took a bunch of IQ tests on the web, until you found the one that made you look the smartest. Do you think that possibly that website, or whoever told you that may have been motivated to sell you something?
You sound like every 15 year old loser on the net.
Next you should tell me how you're a triple black belt and you're going to find me and kick my ass.
It depends on whose scale you use. Generally over 150 is considered genius level. Last time I was tested was in college. I scored 163. I was always in the 155-170 range. I haven't taken a test ib 20+ years. The old joke that $1.00 and a mensa membership will get you a cup of coffee is still true. I was just listing this stuff so I could explain that I wasn't some nutty crackhead sitting in my mom's basement. This was not meant as braggadocio.
I have never studied martial arts (except judo, but that was for balance and leverage for wrestling) and would not be able track you down.
So, if we take these posts to thier logical end we have this:
The average person has an IQ of 100.
Impaired is 90 (which I don't think is true).
Retarded is 70 (which I know is true).
So StillaDunce is twice as smart over the average person, as the average person is over a mentally retarded person.
So when you talk to someone who is retarded, double that and that is what stillupfront experiences with the majority of the population.
OooooooK.
You'd be surprised at some of the people you meet with high IQs. stillupfront may or may not be exaggerating, but IQ scores only measure what you're capable of, not how smart you are. I took an IQ test in 1st grade and scored a 140. I was put into mentally gifted classes but had no motivation or drive to succeed. I was failing in school at the age of 15 (again, no motivation, didn't care) and again scored a 140.
I just refuse to belive that stillupfront is to the average person as the average person is to a double retard.
I claim sponsorship of:
Ice Grillin You and stillupfront.
Not even the Undertaker and Kane can take them down. 8)
If you'd like to be sponsored by hbionic please write to:
"Pease sponsor me hbionic, please!"
PO Box 555
Los Angeles, CA 90210
You're an AA sponsor now?
Quote from: General_Failure on January 23, 2006, 09:22:34 PM
You're an AA sponsor now?
Only if their drink(s) of choice include cosmos, appletinis or anything with peach schnapps in it.
What about gin?
It's a stiff drink but not stiff enough for the chugster.
Oh wait, that's a joke about Dio. I get it.
Yes, definately gin. Definately.
Did someone say gin?
Quote from: Diomedes on January 23, 2006, 09:29:44 PM
Did someone say gin?
Yes, and now Chuggie is going to "sponsor" you.
Sargeantini, shut the hell up.
I either draft you or you write in for consideration of sponsorship. That's how it works. Kinda like the CIA...in a not really like the CIA kind of way.
Quote from: hbionic on January 23, 2006, 09:34:35 PM
Sargeantini
:-D
Obviously Chuggie is paying someone to post for him now.
Quote from: hbionic on January 23, 2006, 09:16:59 PM
I claim sponsorship of:
Ice Grillin You and stillupfront.
Not even the Undertaker and Kane can take them down. 8)
If you'd like to be sponsored by hbionic please write to:
"Pease sponsor me hbionic, please!"
PO Box 555
Los Angeles, CA 90210
So put the sponsorship in your sig HB
stilloncrack has him a point, chuggie. You said you'd sponsor him. You gonna keep your word?
And don't fargin' PM me to ask how to change your sig. You farging fleshpop.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 23, 2006, 10:29:48 PM
stilloncrack has him a point, chuggie. You said you'd sponsor him. You gonna keep your word?
And don't fargin' PM me to ask how to change your sig. You farging fleshpop.
STU knows what he has to do...and I'll do my part as well.
You already claimed it. I figure the address is for everyone else.
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 11:22:49 PM
I played division 1 football
I was a world class wrestler.
So, you think you're The Rock and you tell us you're NOT on crack?
Quote from: Diomedes on January 20, 2006, 04:10:46 PM
Quote from: mussa on January 20, 2006, 04:07:09 PM
I drive a Tacoma....suck my nuts
Yeah, we know. You drive it real quick up hill with gate open to dump snow.
that melted along time ago. i am going to the mountains this weekend, so i am going to need something else other than snow for weight.
Wow...I managed to avoid this thread until this morning. What a weird thread.
We should all be banned.
Quote from: Zanshin on January 24, 2006, 08:48:46 AM
Wow...I managed to avoid this thread until this morning. What a weird thread.
It really makes you ponder, doesn't it?
Truly ponderous, indeed.
Kill yourselves.
Not sure that's going to fit into my schedule today, actually.
Well, whenever you can get around to it. Thanks.
I'll see what I can do, but that sounds pretty inconvenient.
has anybody seen my stapler? a red stapler.....
I specifically said "No salt! No salt!"
I'm going to burn this place down.
Maybe I'll put Strychnine in the guacamole.
Quote from: Zanshin on January 24, 2006, 09:14:16 AM
I'll see what I can do, but that sounds pretty inconvenient.
Quit being so selfish, prick.
Back to the original question. Does anyone have an intellegent comment?
Quote from: stillupfront on January 19, 2006, 04:24:15 PM
A thought just leapt out of my giant brain.
See if any of you can comprehend this hypothetical situation.
It is generally thought that TO is mentally disturbed. What if he went to a doctor and was diagnosed with an organic mental disorder?
Suppose he was medicated and the condition was kept in check in the future?
Would the Eagles take him back? Would it be morally or ethically wrong to dispose of him? After all, would we cut him if he had cancer and it went into remission?
Just a thought.
What's an organic mental, hippy?
Farm fresh? No artificial preservatives or pesticides, perhaps?
I say OF COURSE HE'S MENTALLY IMBALANCED. Burn him anyway.
What if he can be medicated and be like a normal person, like he was in 2004?
Quote from: stillupfront on January 24, 2006, 08:22:24 PM
What if he can be medicated and be like a normal person, like he was in 2004?
Then use napalm rather than gasoline out of sympathy so he burns up quicker.
I couldn't care less if the dude has mice, real honest to goodness mice, running around inside his skull and all he needs is a solid round of headbanging to kill the fargers. I want him toasted.
I didn't elaborate on it, but here's what I said on the first page.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 19, 2006, 05:22:57 PM
The only thing I wouldn't want on the Eagles more than a mentally unstabble TO is a highly medicated TO.
TO's always been a little "out there." Whether any of us would admit it or not, I think most of us knew that before he even got here. Part of what makes TO the enigma that he is, is that his "unbalanced" personality is what drives him on the field. So if there's some sort of wonder drug out there than can calm him down on the sidelines, it's going to have the same effect on the field. A doped up TO may be more pleasant to deal with but he won't produce nearly as much on the field. His greatest strength is also his greates weakness. And it's sad.