Reprimands and Consequences (http://www.liberty.edu/studentaffairs/index.cfm?PID=1378)
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages is in league with abortion and witchcraft. nice
lol...Ooooooh, sign me up. That schools sounds like a blast.
I'm thinking "Liberty" is not exactly the best suited name for that school. Seems kind of oxymoronic to me.
This is the school for the Taliban branch of Christianity.
Liberty University: Indoctrinating the future political leaders of America as we speak.
:yay
Who would sign up to go to school there?
Samki Gado and other religious wackos.
By my calculations, and not including multiple violations, I would have earned 311 reprimands and $3465 in fines...in my sophmore year.
I'm guessing I would have been suspended.
Quote from: thrillhouse on January 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM
Who would sign up to go to school there?
LOL!
I had a friend back in HS that went there for a couple years. She didn't seem like the fundi type, but I was wrong. She invited me down for a weekend there (she was a year older so I was still in HS) and I figured what the hell...maybe I'll get laid. I did not know what the school was or who it was run by, I was just hoping to get laid.
* ;D Let me tell you...that is one strange place...and that was 15 years ago that I visited.
*No I didn't get laid that weekend...farging fundies. >:(
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 19, 2006, 02:40:36 PM
Quote from: thrillhouse on January 19, 2006, 01:56:46 PM
Who would sign up to go to school there?
LOL!
I had a friend back in HS that went there for a couple years. She didn't seem like the fundi type, but I was wrong. She invited me down for a weekend there (she was a year older so I was still in HS) and I figured what the hell...maybe I'll get laid. I did not know what the school was or who it was run by, I was just hoping to get laid.* ;D Let me tell you...that is one strange place...and that was 15 years ago that I visited.
*No I didn't get laid that weekend...farging fundies. >:(
And 15 years ago the place was probably more strict. YIKES!
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Not sure why, but I laughed at this being something that they would reprimand you for. Way to add insult to injury, iceholes.
I wish my mom had aborted me.
They probably make exceptions in cases where Falwell rapes young co-ed's, though.
No, they just make you run up and down the steps as punishment. Well, up the steps anyway.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 19, 2006, 04:13:52 PM
They probably make exceptions in cases where Falwell rapes young co-ed's, though.
C'mon, that's horrible slander, man. Falwell isn't interested in rape. Just piles and piles of money to roll around in.
That and vanquished heathens.
:-D The Flames is a "hell" of a nickname for a Christian fundi school.
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 19, 2006, 02:40:36 PM*No I didn't get laid that weekend...farging fundies. >:(
shouldn't you be pissed at the non-farging fundies?
Quote from: T_Section224 on January 20, 2006, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 19, 2006, 02:40:36 PM*No I didn't get laid that weekend...farging fundies. >:(
shouldn't you be pissed at the non-farging fundies?
They were all non-farging that weekend. :'(
You went on the wrong weekend. Every other weekend there they have a huge orgy. Everyone knows that.
30 Reprimands + $500 Fine
+ 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal. NOTE: For each accumulation of six or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.
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Academic dishonesty
Assault/sexual assault (minimum two semesters out)
Commission/conviction of any felony
Failure of three Christian/Community Services without reconciliation
Illegal drugs-association/possession, use/distribution (minimum two semesters out)
Immorality
Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other occultic activities
Life-threatening behavior or language to others or oneself (immediate removal/exclusion from campus and a minimum of two semesters out)
Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance (possible removal/exclusion from campus) - not sure what this is?
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Refusal to submit to an Alco-Sensor test and/or drug test
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Stealing or possession of stolen property (plus financial restitution; minimum two semesters out)
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room without proper permission
Unauthorized possession/use of weapons
i crossed out those that i don't think i did, but after one week of my freshman year i would have been booted
Being kicked out of college for witchcraft would be a pretty cool story to tell your friends.