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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: MadMarchHare on January 16, 2006, 04:55:32 PM

Title: Ewwwww
Post by: MadMarchHare on January 16, 2006, 04:55:32 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/16/airplane.fatality/index.html

That must have been quite messy.....
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Diomedes on January 16, 2006, 04:56:39 PM
That's a goddamned shame.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: MURP on January 16, 2006, 05:07:11 PM
video please. 
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Father Demon on January 16, 2006, 05:17:40 PM
Yeah, but was the flight delayed?

Seriously, this happened at least once every couple of years or so in the USAF.  We would always see safety notices about standing too close to the engines.  I actually saw a video once of a flight deck guy get sucked into a fighter jet engine, and spit out the other side.  In that particular instance, he was spit out whole and IIRC alive.  Of course, they don't have turbines like this Continental flight does. 

Yuck...   flight-guy-soup....   
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: MadMarchHare on January 16, 2006, 05:28:35 PM
Some psycho artist-chick used to use a jet engine to paint pictures.  She'd get a giant canvass, and throw paint into the exhaust wind of the engine, where it would splatter on the canvass.  Probably looked something like that.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: mussa on January 16, 2006, 06:31:27 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on January 16, 2006, 05:28:35 PM
Some psycho artist-chick used to use a jet engine to paint pictures.  She'd get a giant canvass, and throw paint into the exhaust wind of the engine, where it would splatter on the canvass.  Probably looked something like that.

yea minus the glorious textures of brain and bone. 
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Diomedes on January 16, 2006, 07:29:22 PM
Poor bastich died trying to make a living.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 16, 2006, 07:32:47 PM
Heck of a way to go.  Prayers and well wishes to his family.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 16, 2006, 07:42:02 PM
Quote from: MURP on January 16, 2006, 05:07:11 PM
video please. 

I have seen video of similar things. It's freaky as hell. If I find something like it, I'll post it.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: MadMarchHare on January 16, 2006, 11:07:09 PM
I did see the video Demon was talking about on the Discovery Channel or something.  One of these amazing but true video shows, the only thing bearable at 2 AM.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: MURP on January 17, 2006, 08:37:03 AM
yeah Ive seen that video also.  That guy doesnt splatter, so its more like a circus trick.  booooo.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Feva on January 17, 2006, 11:46:19 AM
[John Amos from Die Hard 2] That shtein ain't no joke! [/John Amos from Die Hard 2]
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: hbionic on January 17, 2006, 01:30:07 PM
Quote from: MURP on January 17, 2006, 08:37:03 AM
yeah Ive seen that video also.  That guy doesnt splatter, so its more like a circus trick.  booooo.

:-D


Yeah, that guy was a lucky farg.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Father Demon on January 17, 2006, 07:52:22 PM
Found it...

First one is the guy sucked through the military engine, and the second is a guy VERY lucky his head didn'tstay in the helmet...
   
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/cranial.mpeg
http://www.bofunk.com/video/776/sucked_into_jet_engine.html
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 17, 2006, 07:57:21 PM
Holy shtein!

Was that an A-6 in the second vid, Demon?
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: MadMarchHare on January 17, 2006, 08:59:19 PM
Damn, all in all he looks pretty good only a few hours later. :-D
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 17, 2006, 09:06:00 PM
I wonder if the jet made a farting sound when he came out the other end..... :paranoid
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 17, 2006, 09:09:07 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 17, 2006, 07:57:21 PM
Holy shtein!

Was that an A-6 in the second vid, Demon?

Edit: My bust. It is an A-6 Intruder. Although I know some guy had a similar experience on a carrier involving a Harrier, and he lost an arm I think. I'll see if I can find something on it....
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2006, 09:11:49 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on January 17, 2006, 07:52:22 PMFound it...

I wonder how many of us are like me, and don't click on those links?  Yeah, I know I'm a Hoyda.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 17, 2006, 09:13:15 PM
Lawn darts are illegal. 
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 17, 2006, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 17, 2006, 09:11:49 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on January 17, 2006, 07:52:22 PMFound it...

I wonder how many of us are like me, and don't click on those links?  Yeah, I know I'm a Hoyda.

farging Hoyda.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: General_Failure on January 17, 2006, 09:21:27 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 17, 2006, 09:13:15 PM
Lawn darts are illegal. 

Not if you're King Ralph I of England.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 17, 2006, 09:26:18 PM
A true cinematic masterpiece. 

(http://www.impawards.com/1991/posters/king_ralph.jpg)
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 17, 2006, 09:26:27 PM
Quote
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a recent serious injury caused by a lawn dart, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission reissued its warning that lawn darts are banned and should be destroyed. Effective on December 19, 1988, CPSC banned the sale of all lawn darts in the United States. Pointed lawn darts, intended for use in an outdoor game, have been responsible for the deaths of three children. The most recent injury occurred last week in Elkhart, Ind., when a 7-year-old boy suffered a brain injury after a lawn dart pierced his skull.

"CPSC banned lawn darts in 1988, but some of these dangerous products may still be in garages, basements, or second-hand stores," said CPSC Chairman Ann Brown. "Parents should destroy these banned lawn darts immediately."

Before the 1988 ban, lawn darts were sold in sets that usually included four large darts and two targets. Lawn darts also were sold in packages with other sports equipment. The darts typically are about 12 inches long with a heavy metal or weighted plastic tip on one end and three plastic fins on a rod at the other end. The darts are intended to be grasped by the rod and thrown underhand toward a target. Lawn darts can cause skull punctures and other serious injuries. CPSC urges consumers to discard or destroy all lawn darts immediately. They should not be given away since they may be of harm to others.


Fargin A. I gotta trade my potato gun for some contraband lawn darts.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 17, 2006, 09:30:20 PM
People who have kids that get injured/killed by lawn darts because they're too stupid to get out of the way want companies to stop making lawn darts.

I say the people who have kids who are too stupid to get out of the way of a 3lb dart should stop making kids.  And don't worry about the one that just got turned into a head-kabob.  It's called natural selection.  You lose. 
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: LBIggle on January 18, 2006, 04:59:54 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 17, 2006, 09:30:20 PM
People who have kids that get injured/killed by lawn darts because they're too stupid to get out of the way want companies to stop making lawn darts.

I say the people who have kids who are too stupid to get out of the way of a 3lb dart should stop making kids. And don't worry about the one that just got turned into a head-kabob. It's called natural selection. You lose.

agreed.

natural selection.. thinning the numbers, to each his own i guess.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: Wingspan on January 18, 2006, 12:03:32 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 17, 2006, 09:11:49 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on January 17, 2006, 07:52:22 PMFound it...

I wonder how many of us are like me, and don't click on those links?  Yeah, I know I'm a Hoyda.

i'll click on it at home, but not in the office.
Title: Re: Ewwwww
Post by: MURP on January 18, 2006, 12:22:05 PM
meh, those vids are not of the splatter guy, just the circus guy.