http://www.theholylandexperience.com/home.html
You know, as absurd as you think shtein can get, something like this comes along and just knocks the hell out of your assumptions.
There's about 2,590 things wrong with it but I still can't help but laugh at the thought of intentionally visiting that place on vacation.
Just awesome. Awesome, I say!
:-D
Come on, Romey, I know you're driving there this weekend. :D
By the way...
$30?!?!?!?
They're out of their ever-lovin' blessed minds. :deion
I can't wait until they unveil "The Jesus Experience". I bet that'll be a huge hit with the kiddies.
Nothing says "Jesus Loves You" like threatening to kick someone out for wearing "immodest" clothing and making them buy food and drinks. I wonder how much they're getting for a bottle of holy water?
QuoteDRESS CODE: We understand guests will be entering our facilities wearing a variety of attire. However, the following attire is not permitted at The Holy Land Experience, and the guest(s) will be asked to leave and /or change clothes before re-entering the facility: Guests may not enter in any kind of costume and will not be permitted to enter if, in our view, the dress is immodest. Guests must wear shirt and shoes. Guests may not wear halter-tops, short shorts, or bathing suits. We reserve the right to ask anyone to leave who is, in our judgment, wearing inappropriate or immodest attire.
MISCELLANEOUS CODES: Food and beverages are not permitted to be brought into The Holy Land Experience. Smoking is not allowed on the premises. Guest(s) participating in these activities will be asked to desist and/or leave the facility. Also, no pet animals may be brought into The Holy Land Experience, except those required in providing special assistance (i.e., seeing eye dogs).
This thread is just another example of how widespread the anti-Christian movement has become. You all laugh now but what will you say when they come for you???
Quote from: Diomedes on January 12, 2006, 10:29:47 PM
You all laugh know but what will you say when they come for you???
I'll politely reply the same way I do every time someone offers me something I'm not interested in. "No thanks, I'm the designated driver."
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 12, 2006, 10:12:05 PM
I can't wait until they unveil "The Jesus Experience". I bet that'll be a huge hit with the kiddies.
Why? Will they be serving Jesus Juice? Anyway, they stole this idea of Maud Flanders.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 12, 2006, 10:29:47 PM
This thread is just another example of how widespread the anti-Christian movement has become. You all laugh now but what will you say when they come for you???
I don't know if I should take the "Cops" approach on this or if I should go the "Hulk Hogan - Hulkamania" route.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 12, 2006, 10:29:47 PM
This thread is just another example of how widespread the anti-Christian movement has become. You all laugh now but what will you say when they come for you???
I cannot tell whether you are being serious or facetious. :-\
hail Philistines!
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 13, 2006, 11:00:09 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 12, 2006, 10:29:47 PM
This thread is just another example of how widespread the anti-Christian movement has become. You all laugh now but what will you say when they come for you???
I cannot tell whether you are being serious or facetious. :-\
Dude you don't know? Dio switched over...he's a pastor now.
It's gotta be a helluva lot safer than going to the real Jerusalem.
OK, I'm not exactly a religious guy, unless you count barley and hopps as Gods, but I don't begrudge people's need for that kind of presense in their life. Having said that, I can not think a anything more face-smashingly boring than a theme park based on Christianity. I mean, unless there are lions actually chasing/eating people, what could possibly convince a person that this would be a good time? Do people get really excited to go to church these days? I guess some people are satisfied with being bored and doing boring shtein with their time. Pathetic iceholes, if you ask me.
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 01:12:27 PM
OK, I'm not exactly a religious guy,
Hmm. Never saw that one coming. ;)
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 13, 2006, 11:00:09 AMI cannot tell whether you are being serious or facetious.
I cannot tell whether
you are being serious or facetious. :D
Quote from: Diomedes on January 13, 2006, 01:34:31 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on January 13, 2006, 11:00:09 AMI cannot tell whether you are being serious or facetious.
I cannot tell whether you are being serious or facetious. :D
farging newlyweds. :P
The spark is still there, even after all these years.
Reminds me of Sesame Place, only with characters less based on reality.
Quote from: Diomedes on January 12, 2006, 10:29:47 PM
This thread is just another example of how widespread the anti-Christian movement has become. You all laugh now but what will you say when they come for you???
Get me a beer, bitch?