when i go to donate blood...i decline the syringe...and instead request a hand gun and a bucket
the videogame doom is based loosely around the time satan borrowed two bucks from me and forgot to pay it back
when i was born...the nurse said...holy crap! thats igy!!...then she had sex with me... at that point she became the third girl id slept with...
in an average living room there are 1,242 objects i could use to kill you...including the room itself
crop circles are my way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the eff down
i can count backwards from infinity
when i jump into a body of water...i dont get wet....the water gets igy'ed...
i am the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis...
me and only me can divide by zero...
i ahve two speeds: walk and kill...
im not lactose intolerant...i just refuse to put up with lactoses ish...
i can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night
you are what you eat....that is why my diet consists entirely of bricks...steel...and the tears of puppies and small children...
in fine print at on the last page of the guiness book of world records it notes that all world records are held by igy...and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching them...
im the reason waldo is hiding...
i once played russian roulete with a fully loaded gun and won....word
if you were to lock me in a room with a guitar...a year later you would have the greatest album ever...it would sweep the grammys....wen asked why i just dont do it...i would say...'because grammys are for queers'...then i would eat a knife to show the seriousness of my response......
i dont believe in condoms...instead...i stick my pee pee in a girl...and i use that girl as a condom while i drill another...
'what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object' was finally answered when i punched myself in the face.
i invented black...in fact...i invented the entire spectrum of visible light....except pink....vince carter invented pink....
i coined the phrase...'i could eat a horse'...after i ate every unicorn in existence...
holla
http://www.unclephilly.com/intro.htm
:deion
you have a striking resemblence to Chuck Norris
Some of those are rather hysterical.
for all those kids doing unsettling bids...you woulda got away with it if it wasnt for those meddling kids
http://www.unclephilly.com/intro.htm
Quotewhen i jump into a body of water...i dont get wet....the water gets igy'ed...
the videogame doom is based loosely around the time satan borrowed two bucks from me and forgot to pay it back
:-D
im not lactose intolerant...i just refuse to put up with lactoses ish
^^^
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Quotei coined the phrase...'i could eat a horse'...after i ate every unicorn in existence...
Awesome.
I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
Quotei dont believe in condoms...instead...i stick my pee pee in a girl...and i use that girl as a condom while i drill another...
ha!
IGY's also WHITE
(http://mysite.verizon.net/~whyihatedc/luckystrike-whitesonly.jpg)
Hucking filarious!
:-D :-D :-D
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 12, 2006, 04:21:44 PM
(http://mysite.verizon.net/~whyihatedc/luckystrike-whitesonly.jpg)
IGY walks out after reading this sign.
http://www.jengajam.com/r/random-facts-about