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Title: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: mussa on January 11, 2006, 03:30:47 PM
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm

read number 13! wow, i wish they had a picture of that guy.  i never knew people could weigh more than 600 lbs.  :puke
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: hbionic on January 11, 2006, 04:03:55 PM
Quote from: mussa on January 11, 2006, 03:30:47 PM
i never knew people could weigh more than 600 lbs.  :puke

You obviously don't watch too much television.

#6 looks like its pizza dough eating a person alive. Kind of funny. Not for his balls though...I'm sure they've been dead a long, long time ago.

#1...whether you're 90 lbs or 900....bitches will always be able to spread eagle.
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Father Demon on January 11, 2006, 04:12:14 PM
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Michael liked to start the day with four bowls of cereal, toast, waffles, cake, and a quart of soda, and end it with a whole pizza with the works for a bedtime snack. Mother and son tried every new diet that came along, "but after a few days, we'd reward ourselves with a chocolate cake."

That's from number 6.

Why is it really fat people always say it's their genes?
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: ice grillin you on January 11, 2006, 04:26:03 PM
http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: MadMarchHare on January 11, 2006, 05:34:28 PM
My question is:  How can you afford to eat like that if you're bedridden and unemployed.  That breakfast and bedtime snack alone is like $100.  A day.
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2006, 05:42:18 PM
#3

QuoteIt wasn't unusual for her to put away three large pizzas in 40 minutes (washing them down with diet soda), then ask for dessert.  :o  At her peak, she measured eight feet wide, and took up two reinforced king-size beds. Her bustline measured over 100 inches, and her hips carried 200-lb "saddlebags" that hung down her thighs as far as her knees. "People would visit me and sit on the bed, not realizing they were sitting on part of me," she recalled.    :-D

That's a huge bitch. 

But she went on to lose a lot of the weight, which is a good thing I suppose.     

QuoteAfter being treated for symptoms of heart failure, she was eventually persuaded by Richard Simmons to embark on a five year diet, an experience she described as hellish. Tortured by hunger, by fast-food commercials, and by dreams in which she ate without limit, she nevertheless got down to under 300 pounds, setting a world's record for weight loss.

Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Feva on January 11, 2006, 06:09:36 PM
How'd you like to be the guy(s) who has to come to the house and remove one of these big motherfargers?
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Mad-Lad on January 11, 2006, 06:13:39 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 11, 2006, 06:09:36 PM
How'd you like to be the guy(s) who has to come to the house and remove one of these big motherfargers?

Thank god for chainsaws.
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Rome on January 11, 2006, 07:32:38 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on January 11, 2006, 06:13:39 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 11, 2006, 06:09:36 PM
How'd you like to be the guy(s) who has to come to the house and remove one of these big motherfargers?

Thank god for chainsaws.


And front-end loaders.
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2006, 09:09:11 PM
And flat bed semi's. 
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 11, 2006, 09:09:52 PM
Makes me feel positively skinny.  8)
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2006, 09:12:01 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 11, 2006, 09:09:52 PM
Makes me feel positively skinny. 8)

As opposed to negatively skinny? 
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Geowhizzer on January 11, 2006, 09:15:36 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2006, 09:12:01 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on January 11, 2006, 09:09:52 PM
Makes me feel positively skinny. 8)

As opposed to negatively skinny? 

Hey, at 6'4" and 250, I'm a big boy.  Just not nearly as big as these folks.
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2006, 09:18:38 PM
I was just wondering what 'positively skinny' meant?  And if it has a meaning, then surely there's a 'negatively skinny' to go along with it.  But what's the difference between the 2?  What makes one type of skinny positive and the other negative?  ;)
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Phanatic on January 11, 2006, 10:25:12 PM
The real question is if one of these uber large women was Daisy Duke, would Sarge Hit it?
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2006, 10:48:21 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on January 11, 2006, 10:25:12 PM
The real question is if one of these uber large women was Daisy Duke, would Sarge Hit it?

(http://home.snafu.de/fablab/queerview/281friday/foto281df.jpg)

AND YOU KNOW THIS.......................MAAAAAN!!!!!!
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Feva on January 12, 2006, 06:06:15 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2006, 09:18:38 PM
I was just wondering what 'positively skinny' meant?  And if it has a meaning, then surely there's a 'negatively skinny' to go along with it.  But what's the difference between the 2?  What makes one type of skinny positive and the other negative?  ;)

Allow me to educate...

Positve:

(http://www.danceage.com/gallery/data/media/494/christina_milian_2.jpg) (http://www.horndog.com/Celebrities/images/jessica-simpson/Jessica-Simpson-Daisy-Duke-med.jpg)


Negative:

(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/writers/dr_z/12/22/drz.rankings/tx_pinkston.jpg) (http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/06/19/27/image_1327196.jpg)
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: LBIggle on January 12, 2006, 07:01:39 AM
i just peed myself a little bit when i realized he's on our team next year. it was just a little sprinkle so im not going to care about it that much.  about as much as that wr there cares about catching the ball.  that's not alot.
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: MURP on January 12, 2006, 10:53:29 AM
lol.   great post Eaglefeva. 
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 12, 2006, 12:55:06 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 12, 2006, 06:06:15 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2006, 09:18:38 PM
I was just wondering what 'positively skinny' meant?  And if it has a meaning, then surely there's a 'negatively skinny' to go along with it.  But what's the difference between the 2?  What makes one type of skinny positive and the other negative?  ;)

Allow me to educate...


Thanks man.  I feel smarter now.....and a little funny in my pants. 
Title: Re: Shizzam! Your not that fat dude..for real.
Post by: Feva on January 12, 2006, 01:17:25 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 12, 2006, 12:55:06 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 12, 2006, 06:06:15 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 11, 2006, 09:18:38 PM
I was just wondering what 'positively skinny' meant?  And if it has a meaning, then surely there's a 'negatively skinny' to go along with it.  But what's the difference between the 2?  What makes one type of skinny positive and the other negative?  ;)

Allow me to educate...


Thanks man.  I feel smarter now.....and a little funny in my pants. 

I thought Pinky was showing a little two much leg for you to handle.