Posted on here while sitting on the bowl droppin' a deuce? First time for me and I am lovin' every minute of it.
I once sneezed, burped and farted within a 2 second time span.
once i ate 500 raisinettes and didnt fart at all...which is some kind of record
I hiccupped and burped at the same time on new year's eve. It made me explode JUST LIKE THE URBAN LEGEND SAID IT WOULD! Creepy.
I also crossed my eyes and blinked. Needless to say the firefighters had to be called in to straighten my eyes out again.
It sucks to sneeze and fart at the same time.