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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: Yeti on January 06, 2006, 04:53:14 PM

Title: Yeti Report. Chicks in the Northeast Kingdom
Post by: Yeti on January 06, 2006, 04:53:14 PM
  I noticed that all the chicks up here have huge boobs.  Problem is they usually have big butts that go along with them.  One girl I am friendly with up here says they have to get a layer of fat to protect themselves from the harsh winters.  One chick that works at the grocery store is slammin.  She is about 19 and looks like Salma Hayek.  I was talking to her and I noticed that she had shaved away a unibrow.  Neyeaaaaaa.
I saw another girl working at the drug store.  She is in here 20s, blond hair, thin, big boobs.  I was like "Damn."  Then she smiled at me and it was like that dudes teeth in deliverance.  Yikes.  Dental hygene is not a big priority in this area I noticed.
Despite some of the appearance problems, the girls up here are really friendly.  If any of you losers have a hard time getting a girl, move up here.  Some of the guys up here have nothing, live in a shack, hunt, fish and drink beer all day and are hooked up with some pretty decent looking girls.  Can't beat that.
Title: Re: Yeti Report. Chicks in the Northeast Kingdom
Post by: Diomedes on January 06, 2006, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 06, 2006, 04:53:14 PMI was talking to her and I noticed that she had shaved away a unibrow. Neyeaaaaaa.

Is that sasquatch for "hommina hommina hommina?"
Title: Re: Yeti Report. Chicks in the Northeast Kingdom
Post by: MDS on January 06, 2006, 04:56:51 PM
Or you can move down to the south florida where just about every girl is outstanding.
Title: Re: Yeti Report. Chicks in the Northeast Kingdom
Post by: Yeti on January 06, 2006, 04:58:16 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 06, 2006, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 06, 2006, 04:53:14 PMI was talking to her and I noticed that she had shaved away a unibrow. Neyeaaaaaa.

Is that sasquatch for "hommina hommina hommina?"

No, three stooges "Neyeaaaaaaaaaa"
Title: Re: Yeti Report. Chicks in the Northeast Kingdom
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 06, 2006, 04:59:12 PM
Apparently there are no midgets or teathered retards in the Northeast Kingdom.  And when Yeti doesn't have midgets or teathered retards to talk about, he simply isn't worth listening to.  :flipoff 
Title: Re: Yeti Report. Chicks in the Northeast Kingdom
Post by: rjs246 on January 06, 2006, 05:00:38 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 06, 2006, 04:53:14 PM
I saw another girl working at the drug store. She is in here 20s, blond hair, thin, big boobs. I was like "Damn." Then she smiled at me and it was like that dudes teeth in deliverance. Yikes. Dental hygene is not a big priority in this area I noticed.

Truth. That goes for all of New England.
Title: Re: Yeti Report. Chicks in the Northeast Kingdom
Post by: mussa on January 06, 2006, 05:06:56 PM
I'm sure the wilderness is just working on you.  Average to below average chicks will become supermodels after days away from civilization. 
Title: Re: Yeti Report. Chicks in the Northeast Kingdom
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 06, 2006, 05:26:15 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 06, 2006, 05:00:38 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 06, 2006, 04:53:14 PM
I saw another girl working at the drug store. She is in here 20s, blond hair, thin, big boobs. I was like "Damn." Then she smiled at me and it was like that dudes teeth in deliverance. Yikes. Dental hygene is not a big priority in this area I noticed.

Truth. That goes for all of New England.

Wonder where they inherited that trait...... :sly