Considering the parade and all, what is the best way to get to the game from Jersey?
Skydive.
Carjack a benz and drive it like you're filming the French Connection.
Offer a cop half price on your other ticket if he'll drive you there with the lights on.
Swim across the Delaware.
Run, bitch!
Flip on Channel 29 from your cozy couch!
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