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Title: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: MadMarchHare on December 29, 2005, 09:59:09 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/12/29/drunk.toddler.ap/index.html
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: rjs246 on December 29, 2005, 12:36:29 PM
Whoa. Good thing I read this now, before anyone ever asks me to babysit. Now I'll be sure to turn them away.
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: phattymatty on December 29, 2005, 12:38:51 PM
a baby got drunk.  big whoop.
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: Diomedes on December 29, 2005, 12:40:05 PM
Really.  The kid is fine, right?  That's the goal, right?
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: MadMarchHare on December 29, 2005, 12:42:25 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 29, 2005, 12:36:29 PM
Whoa. Good thing I read this now, before anyone ever asks me to babysit. Now I'll be sure to turn them away.
Like anyone would ask YOU to watch their children....pfft.
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: Diomedes on December 29, 2005, 12:44:31 PM
If I were unlucky enough to have children, I would certainly ask the Jerk to watch them.  As punishment for all parties involved.  Little shteinheads.
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: rjs246 on December 29, 2005, 12:49:05 PM
Yeah, take another shot, kiddies!
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: General_Failure on December 29, 2005, 01:41:02 PM
He had to get them drunk so they'd sleep with him.
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: mussa on December 29, 2005, 02:20:32 PM
Drunk Toddler.  I like it. 
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2005, 02:53:31 PM
Here's the real problem with this story........

QuoteThey managed to rouse Reyes, who was the only adult at home with the two toddlers, ages 2 and 3........blah, blah, blah.........At the time, the children's parents were at a hospital, where the mother was giving birth.

Stop spitting out babies like candy from a Pez dispenser you dumb bitch! 
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 29, 2005, 03:07:18 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2005, 01:41:02 PM
He had to get them drunk so they'd sleep with him.

Jesus Juice for everybody!  Woooohooooo!
Title: Re: How NOT to babysit.
Post by: MadMarchHare on December 29, 2005, 03:25:48 PM
C'mon, Sarge, she's got a lot of work to do to catch up to that dumb bitch in Arkansas.