oh what fun this would be (http://ataka.speedriding.free.fr/Video/Speed%20Riding%20%20small.mpg)
:o
Chuck Norris has no chin. Beneath his beard is another fist.
That's farging awesome. I love skiing but but I'm not all that great when it comes to jumping. Actually, I'm good at jumping but it's the landing that gets me. Maybe having a parachute on me will help ensure I stay on my feet when I land. :D
sonny bono didnt go out like no sucka
yea u figure ud have to know alittle sum sum about parachuting, otherwise i could see myself flying into the ski lift cables. im sure these guys get laid like crazy at the ski resorts. :boom
Quote from: phattymatty on December 08, 2005, 11:04:59 AM
Chuck Norris has no chin. Beneath his beard is another fist.
That seems kind of pointless to me, especially since Chuck Norris solves every problem with a roundhouse kick.
fist chin or not Bruce Lee kicks chunk norris ass.
Quote from: mussa on December 08, 2005, 03:01:58 PM
fist chin or not Bruce Lee kicks chunk norris ass.
HOLLA!
But he's dead now, so there you go.
he is dead...thats because he kicked so much ass.
chuck norris is alive because bruce lee felt bad for his sorry ass and let chunk live.
i love how this thread went from parachute skiing, to chunk norris' fist chin, to how much bruce lee rules.
chuck norris' chief export is pain.
Huh. And here I was thinking his chief product was cheese.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 08, 2005, 11:04:59 AM
Chuck Norris has no chin. Beneath his beard is another fist.
:-D :-D
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
You learned this during your two-day job in the poker universe?
Two weeks, buddy. Two weeks!
Maybe he was trying to learn poker so that he could beat Chuck Norris and take his soul.
I never really tried to learn poker. I decided it was for math geeks and nascar dads. It was much easier to write stupid shtein until they fired me.
GF's apparent man-love for chuck norris is unmatched....i smell a new title for you.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Speaking of Chuck Norris.....anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he keeps showing Walker Texas Ranger clips? If you have, then you know what the hell I'm talking about. If you haven't then you need to nibble on my balloon knot.
Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
:-D
That video was cool. Finally got around to watching. Thanks.
Is that clip of somewhere here in the U.S. or somewhere in Europe?
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Quote from: hbionic on December 09, 2005, 12:05:40 AM
Is that clip of somewhere here in the U.S. or somewhere in Europe?
I think it's Europe.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 08, 2005, 08:17:04 PM
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
:-D
lmfao