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Title: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: mussa on December 08, 2005, 11:02:48 AM
oh what fun this would be (http://ataka.speedriding.free.fr/Video/Speed%20Riding%20%20small.mpg)

:o
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: phattymatty on December 08, 2005, 11:04:59 AM
Chuck Norris has no chin.  Beneath his beard is another fist.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 08, 2005, 11:13:06 AM
That's farging awesome.  I love skiing but but I'm not all that great when it comes to jumping.  Actually, I'm good at jumping but it's the landing that gets me.  Maybe having a parachute on me will help ensure I stay on my feet when I land.  :D
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: ice grillin you on December 08, 2005, 12:04:05 PM
sonny bono didnt go out like no sucka
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: mussa on December 08, 2005, 12:20:52 PM
yea u figure ud have to know alittle sum sum about parachuting, otherwise i could see myself flying into the ski lift cables.  im sure these guys get laid like crazy at the ski resorts.   :boom
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2005, 12:48:54 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 08, 2005, 11:04:59 AM
Chuck Norris has no chin.  Beneath his beard is another fist.

That seems kind of pointless to me, especially since Chuck Norris solves every problem with a roundhouse kick.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: mussa on December 08, 2005, 03:01:58 PM
 fist chin or not Bruce Lee kicks chunk norris ass.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Tomahawk on December 08, 2005, 03:08:17 PM
Quote from: mussa on December 08, 2005, 03:01:58 PM
fist chin or not Bruce Lee kicks chunk norris ass.

HOLLA!
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2005, 03:11:11 PM
But he's dead now, so there you go.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: mussa on December 08, 2005, 03:19:07 PM
he is dead...thats because he kicked so much ass. 
chuck norris is alive because bruce lee felt bad for his sorry ass and let chunk live. 
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: mussa on December 08, 2005, 03:21:56 PM
i love how this thread went from parachute skiing, to chunk norris' fist chin, to how much bruce lee rules.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: phattymatty on December 08, 2005, 04:55:56 PM
chuck norris' chief export is pain.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Diomedes on December 08, 2005, 05:09:55 PM
Huh.  And here I was thinking his chief product was cheese.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: hbionic on December 08, 2005, 05:15:50 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 08, 2005, 11:04:59 AM
Chuck Norris has no chin.  Beneath his beard is another fist.

:-D :-D
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2005, 05:44:28 PM
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Diomedes on December 08, 2005, 05:48:34 PM
You learned this during your two-day job in the poker universe?
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2005, 05:49:36 PM
Two weeks, buddy. Two weeks!
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 08, 2005, 05:50:25 PM
Maybe he was trying to learn poker so that he could beat Chuck Norris and take his soul. 
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2005, 05:51:32 PM
I never really tried to learn poker. I decided it was for math geeks and nascar dads. It was much easier to write stupid shtein until they fired me.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: mussa on December 08, 2005, 08:09:02 PM
GF's apparent man-love for chuck norris is unmatched....i smell a new title for you.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2005, 08:17:04 PM
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 08, 2005, 08:20:51 PM
Speaking of Chuck Norris.....anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he keeps showing Walker Texas Ranger clips?  If you have, then you know what the hell I'm talking about.  If you haven't then you need to nibble on my balloon knot. 
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2005, 08:21:29 PM
Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 08, 2005, 08:24:03 PM
:-D
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Diomedes on December 08, 2005, 10:31:24 PM
That video was cool.  Finally got around to watching. Thanks.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: hbionic on December 09, 2005, 12:05:40 AM
Is that clip of somewhere here in the U.S. or somewhere in Europe?
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Feva on December 09, 2005, 08:32:07 AM
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles".  Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Diomedes on December 09, 2005, 08:44:12 AM
Quote from: hbionic on December 09, 2005, 12:05:40 AM
Is that clip of somewhere here in the U.S. or somewhere in Europe?

I think it's Europe.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: Feva on December 09, 2005, 08:46:21 AM
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Title: Re: Skiing is for pansies
Post by: mussa on December 09, 2005, 09:04:04 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on December 08, 2005, 08:17:04 PM
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

:-D

lmfao