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Title: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 06, 2005, 02:51:42 PM
Quality article (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/051205)

QuoteJerseys To Avoid Wearing At All Times
• Ryan Leaf's San Diego Chargers jersey.

• Brian Bosworth's Seattle Seahawks jersey.

• Patrick Ewing's Orlando Magic jersey.

• Michael Jordan's throwback Washington Bullets jersey.

• Michael Jordan's Birmingham Barons baseball jersey.

• Dwyane Wade's Marquette jersey. As if you wouldn't mix up Milwaukee and Mexico on a map of North America.

• Washington taterskins basketball jerseys; Dallas Mavericks football jerseys.

• The WLAF's Orlando Thunder lime-green jerseys, which should have come with a complementary fork and/or can of whipped cream.

• Anybody's high school jersey.

• Anything with a single, colored sleeve.

• Anything Tampa Bay Bucs, pre-1997.
• Anything with a mascot illustration that resembles the Gordon's Fisherman.

• Anything XFL.

• Anything O.J. Simpson -- unless it's been autographed at a horror convention, in which case it might be worth something on eBay.
--Patrick Hruby
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 06, 2005, 02:53:27 PM
I think Tampa fans in pre-1997 jerseys are fine. They are actual fans (as long as they bought it back then)...not the Niners/Cowboys/Broncos/Rams fans that became Tampa fans.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 06, 2005, 03:01:04 PM
The article just kind of hit home for me.  I've never owned any Phillies or Sixers jerseys, but I've had bad luck with the jerseys I do own:

Flyers (authentic):
Boucher 33

Eagles (all replicas):
Staley 22 green
F. Mitchell 84 green
Owens 81 white
Simon 90 silver alternate
Kearse 93 black
Dawkins 20 green
McNabb 5 white

Kearse has been a disappointment, so I really only have two jerseys at home that are worth wearing.
I think I'm just going to have to start buying more polo shirts and such.

Oh, and the wife only has two jerseys, one of which is a T.O. white.  ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHH.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Mad-Lad on December 06, 2005, 03:52:07 PM
Rasheed Wallace Atlanta Hawks jersey.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: BigEd76 on December 06, 2005, 04:00:11 PM
Mike Piazza Marlins jersey
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: MDS on December 06, 2005, 04:04:41 PM
Anything TO
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 06, 2005, 04:16:40 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on December 06, 2005, 02:51:42 PM
• Anything XFL.

I always wanted a 'He Hate Me' jersey.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Wingspan on December 06, 2005, 04:43:56 PM
i have a (http://www.americanmemorabilia.com/pics/14031_dt.jpg)
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 06, 2005, 04:46:25 PM
I have a Bobby Hoying jersey.


Hear me out for my reasoning behind it though...lol. I was at the 1998 Hall Of Fame game between the Steelers and Bucs and didn't have a jersey with me. I wanted to show off my Eagle fandom and went to the shop at the HoF. The ONLY Eagles jersey they had was Hoying so I got it. LOL.

I think that was the one and only time I ever wore it.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: rjs246 on December 06, 2005, 06:22:42 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on December 06, 2005, 02:53:27 PM
I think Tampa fans in pre-1997 jerseys are fine. They are actual fans (as long as they bought it back then)...not the Niners/Cowboys/Broncos/Rams fans that became Tampa fans.

I was going to say this exact same thing. Too bad we all know that none of those kinds of Bucs fans actually exist.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: General_Failure on December 06, 2005, 06:27:37 PM
I went to school with a kid that had an Eric Rhett jersey. I don't know if he was a Bucs fan or gay though.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 06, 2005, 06:29:28 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on December 06, 2005, 04:46:25 PM
I have a Bobby Hoying jersey.


Hear me out for my reasoning behind it though...lol.  I thought he was going to lead the Eagles to the Super Bowl. 

I still wear it every Sunday. 

Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 06, 2005, 06:30:26 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on December 06, 2005, 06:27:37 PM
I don't know if he was a Bucs fan or gay though.

I thought they were synonymous with each other.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 06, 2005, 06:31:36 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 06, 2005, 06:29:28 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on December 06, 2005, 04:46:25 PM
I have a Bobby Hoying jersey.


Hear me out for my reasoning behind it though...lol. I thought he was going to lead the Eagles to the Super Bowl.

I still wear it every Sunday.


No wonder she hates Penn State
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: QB Eagles on December 06, 2005, 07:07:09 PM
Bah. Some of those jerseys are so bad they're cool again. Just don't be caught wearing them non-sarcastically.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: methdeez on December 06, 2005, 08:53:26 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on December 06, 2005, 04:46:25 PM
I have a Bobby Hoying jersey.


Hear me out for my reasoning behind it though...lol. I was at the 1998 Hall Of Fame game between the Steelers and Bucs and didn't have a jersey with me. I wanted to show off my Eagle fandom and went to the shop at the HoF. The ONLY Eagles jersey they had was Hoying so I got it. LOL.

I think that was the one and only time I ever wore it.

PG, you would get many, many props from me for wearing this jersey.
Wearing random ass jerseys from your teams sucky years is dope.
Anyone can get a McNabb, but a Zordich? That's the move.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: henchmanUK on December 07, 2005, 10:14:38 AM
Quote from: methdeez on December 06, 2005, 08:53:26 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on December 06, 2005, 04:46:25 PM
I have a Bobby Hoying jersey.


Hear me out for my reasoning behind it though...lol. I was at the 1998 Hall Of Fame game between the Steelers and Bucs and didn't have a jersey with me. I wanted to show off my Eagle fandom and went to the shop at the HoF. The ONLY Eagles jersey they had was Hoying so I got it. LOL.

I think that was the one and only time I ever wore it.

PG, you would get many, many props from me for wearing this jersey.
Wearing random ass jerseys from your teams sucky years is dope.
Anyone can get a McNabb, but a Zordich? That's the move.

HOLLA! I have a Charles Johnson jersey from 1998 (it was the only Eagles jersey they were selling in Footlocker, Market Street at the time!) I am more proud of that jersey than the jersey I have of the last Iggle to wear No. 81.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: ice grillin you on December 07, 2005, 11:04:42 AM
i would never own much less wear a current eagle jersey...they are fugly and its not the correct shade of green
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Diomedes on December 07, 2005, 11:16:47 AM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on December 06, 2005, 03:52:07 PM
Rasheed Wallace Atlanta Hawks jersey.

I'd wear one of those.  How many did they make?  Two?
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: ice grillin you on December 07, 2005, 12:19:17 PM
i got a cuttino mobley dougherty jersey
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 07, 2005, 05:22:42 PM
Quote• Dwyane Wade's Marquette jersey. As if you wouldn't mix up Milwaukee and Mexico on a map of North America.

I don't get it.  What would be the big deal about wearing a Wade Marquette jersey?  He went to school there and took them to the final 4.  I also don't get the Milwaukee/Mexico referrence.   Did I miss something?   ???   ???   ???
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Father Demon on December 07, 2005, 08:35:17 PM
I was surprised at the couple of 81 jerseys I saw Monday night...  I saw a few that were crosses out or ducttapped over, which is cool.  But I also saw a couple of people wearing them for real.

Romes.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 07, 2005, 08:42:00 PM
While Beermonkey and Die-hard and I were standing up on the steps of the headhouse watching the debacle against Dallas I spotted a dude walking below wearing a Cowboys jersey with #88 on it and "IRVING" on the back.

Must've got a good deal on it. :-D


I also have a Bobby Hoying jersey, PG. So don't feel bad. I got it for Christmas in 1997. And I have a James Thrash jersey that a girlfriend gave me in Texas. I opened the gift and saw the Eagle logo and thought "sweet! She got me a jersey!". Then I saw the number 80 and almost cried.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: General_Failure on December 07, 2005, 08:43:38 PM
I wore by authentic Jeff Blake jersey today.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 07, 2005, 08:44:39 PM
Maybe I'll break out my Jason Dunn jersey on Sunday (yes, I have one of those too)
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Rome on December 07, 2005, 10:02:31 PM
Someone pointed out to me on Monday that everytime I buy a new Eagles jersey, someone gets hurt.

Now, in my defense, I did buy a Reggie White jersey and he's already dead, so how they could blame me for Westbrook stubbing his toe and finding himself out for 6-9 months as a result is beyond me.

???
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: jeffreyjpa on December 08, 2005, 12:13:33 AM
We've had similar luck this year, Rome...

I bought an "authentic" (i.e., knock off sewn by Honduran children) # 5 jersey on eBay for $70 right before the Dallas MNF game, and we all know what happened.   :poison

One of the guys I sit with sold all of his tickets during the Summer due to a money crunch, except he kept two games, which seemed like a good idea at the time...this past MNF game for Reggie, and the upcoming Giants game (which we are now all trying to sell as a foursome, if anyone is interested). He wore his new black Westbrook jersey this past Monday night...didn't turn out so well for him, either.
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 08, 2005, 04:28:09 AM
I laugh when I still see people wearing Mamula jerseys at the games. 
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: Feva on December 08, 2005, 07:01:39 AM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on December 06, 2005, 03:52:07 PM
Rasheed Wallace Atlanta Hawks jersey.
shtein... they only had time to stitch on the "WAL..." before he was outta here.  ;D
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: mussa on December 08, 2005, 12:54:08 PM
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on December 08, 2005, 12:13:33 AM
We've had similar luck this year, Rome...

I bought an "authentic" (i.e., knock off sewn by Honduran children) # 5 jersey on eBay for $70 right before the Dallas MNF game, and we all know what happened.   :poison


Don't worry McNabb dug his own grave when he signed to do the cover of Madden 06. 
Title: Re: You look like a tool in that jersey
Post by: methdeez on December 08, 2005, 05:38:46 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on December 07, 2005, 08:43:38 PM
I wore by authentic Jeff Blake jersey today.
You're a damn liar.
And a dirty pirate hooker.