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Title: liquid cereal
Post by: MURP on November 30, 2005, 01:42:56 PM
liquid cereal (http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/liquid_cereal/)

bacon up next.  yaarr.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Rome on November 30, 2005, 01:43:59 PM
Oy.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: hbionic on November 30, 2005, 01:51:03 PM
I thought this thread was going to be pictures posted of cereal bowls left unattended.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: MURP on November 30, 2005, 01:52:43 PM
wanna bet SD Eagle has a box of this in a vault...

(http://members.aye.net/~gharris/blog/starwarscerealbox.jpg)
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Tomahawk on November 30, 2005, 02:01:06 PM
Quote from: MURP on November 30, 2005, 01:42:56 PM
liquid cereal (http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/liquid_cereal/)

bacon up next.  yaarr.

Liquid bacon would be an innovative invention. Liquid cereal is just plain weird.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: ice grillin you on November 30, 2005, 02:08:50 PM
liquid bacon = melted fat
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Tomahawk on November 30, 2005, 02:11:10 PM
Melted fat doesn't taste anywhere near as good as bacon, foo'.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: General_Failure on November 30, 2005, 02:24:35 PM
Doesn't anyone here own a blender?
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: MadMarchHare on November 30, 2005, 02:25:10 PM
Drink the drippings from bacon, dude.  Tastes just like bacon, only 10x the fat.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: ice grillin you on November 30, 2005, 02:27:26 PM
Drink the drippings from bacon, dude.  Tastes just like bacon, only 10x the fat

say word

i meant bacon fat not generic fat
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on November 30, 2005, 02:27:40 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 30, 2005, 02:24:35 PM
Doesn't anyone here own a blender?

You don't get the same result. This is processed liquid cereal. Christ, get with the program.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on November 30, 2005, 02:28:10 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 30, 2005, 02:27:26 PM
Drink the drippings from bacon, dude.  Tastes just like bacon, only 10x the fat

say word

i meant bacon fat not generic fat

Werd life.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Mad-Lad on November 30, 2005, 02:45:45 PM
why stop at bacon when you could have a "Two Eggs Over Easy, Side of Buttered Toast, Side of Bacon, Cup of Coffee, and Glass of Orange Juice" drink?
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: rjs246 on November 30, 2005, 02:47:16 PM
Boneless pork buskets would be delicious.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Tomahawk on November 30, 2005, 02:48:41 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 30, 2005, 02:45:45 PM
why stop at bacon when you could have a "Two Eggs Over Easy, Side of Buttered Toast, Side of Bacon, Cup of Coffee, and Glass of Orange Juice" drink?

Because that's overkill. Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Mad-Lad on November 30, 2005, 02:51:41 PM
gluttony is the act of going overboard with eating/drinking.  It's not gluttony if its in a 12oz. can.  Maybe if it were a 16oz. tall boy or a 2 liter, you could consider it gluttony.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on November 30, 2005, 03:03:58 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 30, 2005, 02:45:45 PM
why stop at bacon when you could have a "Two Eggs Over Easy, Side of Buttered Toast, Side of Bacon, Cup of Coffee, and Glass of Orange Juice" drink?

And it would still taste just like the slop you get at Denny's at 3:00AM when you are piss drunk and not caring anyway.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: MURP on November 30, 2005, 03:04:28 PM
brilliant!
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: hbionic on November 30, 2005, 03:05:10 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on November 30, 2005, 03:03:58 PMAnd it would still taste just like the slop you get at Denny's at 3:00AM when you are piss drunk and not caring anyway.

:-D

Those skillets always seem like a good idea at that time after drinks....but your paying for it the next morning.  :poison
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on November 30, 2005, 03:06:05 PM
You go after the "Meat Lover's Skillet" don't ya????

(http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200402/dennys-ad.jpg)
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: hbionic on November 30, 2005, 03:06:46 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on November 30, 2005, 03:06:05 PM
You go after the "Meat Lover's Skillet" don't ya????

I thought it would be assumed.  :paranoid

Must use almost a full bottle of ketchup though.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: MURP on November 30, 2005, 03:07:15 PM
in spanish, ketchup means lube. 
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: ice grillin you on November 30, 2005, 03:10:22 PM
silk city diner @ 4am is great like frosted flakes
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: MURP on November 30, 2005, 03:14:04 PM
(http://www.silkcitylounge.com/images/silk3.jpg)
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Wingspan on November 30, 2005, 03:16:36 PM
Quote from: MURP on November 30, 2005, 03:07:15 PM
in spanishmexico, ketchup meansis lube. 

:paranoid
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Zanshin on November 30, 2005, 04:01:29 PM
Yeah, that's what people need...a faster way to eat sugar and processed carbs.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 30, 2005, 05:03:31 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on November 30, 2005, 04:01:29 PM
Yeah, that's what people need...a faster way to eat sugar and processed carbs.

Agreed.  If anything, they need to invent a way for me to get alcohol in my system in a more timely manner.  Perhaps some sort of alcohol-type-mist that can be ingested via an athsma inhaler. 
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Tomahawk on November 30, 2005, 06:05:04 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 30, 2005, 05:03:31 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on November 30, 2005, 04:01:29 PM
Yeah, that's what people need...a faster way to eat sugar and processed carbs.

Agreed.  If anything, they need to invent a way for me to get alcohol in my system in a more timely manner.  Perhaps some sort of alcohol-type-mist that can be ingested via an athsma inhaler. 

Main Line it. I've been shooting Jack intravenously for years.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 30, 2005, 06:06:08 PM
That explains it.
Title: Re: liquid cereal
Post by: Reidme on November 30, 2005, 07:08:15 PM
My idea. That's all I can say.