It can be current people...but you can't alter anything....it has to be as they have lived it(yes rjs, you can choose a woman if you want to). You can go back to the beginning of time if you choose to as well.
Hugh Hefner. Duh.
ron jeremy did ok for himself
I wouldn't trade if given the choice...but if I had to pick, there are some good ones out there. Hef is a quality choice. George Burns could be a dark horse candidate-- funny guy, well-liked, smoked good cigars, lived a long time and kept his faculties. Richard Branston wouldn't be a bad choice, but the downside is I don't know how he ends it. I'd have to go with someone already dead, I think, to see more of the full picture. It would be my luck to pick someone alive, only to have it all fall apart in the end.
i'd be terrell owens.
how often to you get to travel back and forth between different universes?
I don't want anyone else's life. Just their money. I rule, but ruling is expensive.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 29, 2005, 08:39:01 AM
Hugh Hefner. Duh.
Maybe 50 years ago, but we cannot alter anything. The guy is like 80 years old...how much longer would you actually have?
I'd go with Brad Pitt...Angelina is enough reason. Plus, you could could try the "menage" with her and Aniston. :drool
Quote from: Butchers Bill on November 29, 2005, 10:06:48 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 29, 2005, 08:39:01 AM
Hugh Hefner. Duh.
Maybe 50 years ago, but we cannot alter anything. The guy is like 80 years old...how much longer would you actually have?
I'd go with Brad Pitt...Angelina is enough reason. Plus, you could could try the "menage" with her and Aniston. :drool
I think you're misinterpreting the rules.
Yeah, laying the wood to Agelina would almost be worth giving up the rollercoaster that is my life. Aniston I could take or leave but she would certainly be a tasty threesome participant.
craig yoe
he was jim hensons apprentice...his offices are in a giant castle somewhere in north jersey outside new york on some friggin river...and like twice a week the whole staff go to nyc toy stores and just sit and play with shtein all day
craig yoe is behind such things as crazy straws with eye balls on them...hese pretty much made every happy meal toy youve ever seen...and cereal box toys...and they did a lot of saturday nite live parody commercials
it was always my dream job to work in that castle...alas i sit here pimping the american tax payer...
oh and i also play with myself a lot...its fun but its no craig yoe
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 29, 2005, 10:49:23 AM
craig yoe
he was jim hensons apprentice...his offices are in a giant castle somewhere in north jersey outside new york on some friggin river...and like twice a week the whole staff go to nyc toy stores and just sit and play with shtein all day
craig yoe is behind such things as crazy straws with eye balls on them...hese pretty much made every happy meal toy youve ever seen...and cereal box toys...and they did a lot of saturday nite live parody commercials
it was always my dream job to work in that castle...alas i sit here pimping the american tax payer...
oh and i also play with myself a lot...its fun but its no craig yoe
:paranoid
IGY, are you saying that instead of partying all year and having unlimited amounts of hot poon tang... that you would rather be designing my little pony in a magical castle?
definatley richard dean anderson.
(http://www.ycdtotv.com/images/200308/cast%20pics%20235x176/Pdvd_047.jpg)
Kevin Ilyanovich Rasputin Kubusheskie, of course!
Quote from: MURP on November 29, 2005, 12:09:33 PM
IGY, are you saying that instead of partying all year and having unlimited amounts of hot poon tang... that you would rather be designing my little pony in a magical castle?
Secretly, he wants to be Joe Banner.
I would want to be the guy who took Madonna's virginity. That guy's got mad bragging rights.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 29, 2005, 12:33:47 PM
I would want to be the guy who took Madonna's virginity. That guy's got mad bragging rights.
Nah...doesn't seem like her dad had that great of a life.
IGY, are you saying that instead of partying all year and having unlimited amounts of hot poon tang... that you would rather be designing my little pony in a magical castle?
in a word......yes
Quote from: Zanshin on November 29, 2005, 12:34:56 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 29, 2005, 12:33:47 PM
I would want to be the guy who took Madonna's virginity. That guy's got mad bragging rights.
Nah...doesn't seem like her dad had that great of a life.
:-D Doesn't matter about the quality of life. Just being able to say that you were the first person to go where everyone else has gone since then would be absolutely glorious. Untainted Madonna snatch would be awesome.
How's that custody battle going for ya?
i much rather shag the much older, much more experienced and hotter madonna of now. even if i can't feel anything while im inside of her.
You'll feel it later when you try to pee.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 29, 2005, 02:01:58 PM
You'll feel it later when you try to pee.
Frank Zappa wrote a song about that.
so did ice cube
Quote from: mussa on November 29, 2005, 01:37:30 PM
i much rather shag the much older, much more experienced and hotter madonna of now. even if i can't feel anything while im inside of her.
Thank you Dennis Rodman for the best quote in any autobiography in literary history.
QuoteShe was no acrobat - but she was no dead fish either.
Hugh Hefner did come as a rather obvious choice. What if he ends up dying in a car accident(the ones where you're still alive but your body is scattered all over the highway) or dies in a fire(not of smoke inhilation...but of burns).....is all that poon worth it knowing what type of death is coming?
Lord Byron. Seems like a good choice to me. I think there was a horrible death at the end, but he had a good life.
Satan.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 29, 2005, 02:52:50 PM
Satan.
Can you even imagine the filthy sex he's having with the sinning sluts that get tossed into his lair? Fire boner for days.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 29, 2005, 02:54:06 PMFire boner
That's what you get after a night with G-Hawk.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 29, 2005, 02:50:12 PM
Lord Byron. Seems like a good choice to me. I think there was a horrible death at the end, but he had a good life.
Didn't he have a club foot? That would f'n suck.
Quote from: NGM on November 29, 2005, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 29, 2005, 02:50:12 PM
Lord Byron. Seems like a good choice to me. I think there was a horrible death at the end, but he had a good life.
Didn't he have a club foot? That would f'n suck.
Tell that to Tom Dempsey.
:yay