From "King of Queens" and from a LONG time ago, "Who's the Boss".....Leah Remini
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/leah_remini_l4.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/leah3.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/leah_remini_l1.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/leah_remini_l2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/leah5.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/leah2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/05590f40.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/leaholdschool.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/leah_remini_l3.jpg)
King of Queens is proof that fat, sloppy, but mildly funny guys like me can score some hot chicks.
Now, as long as my wife doesn't ever find out... :paranoid
Nice choice, PG :yay
She is VERY hot and a HUGE bitch and I think she's a scientologist. In other words, I wouldn't want to spend any sober clothed time with her. She would qualify for a good old fashioned hatefarg, though.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 28, 2005, 11:17:40 AM
King of Queens is proof that fat, sloppy, but mildly funny guys like me can score some hot chicks.
That other CBS show, called Still Standing (I think) also perpetuates that "proof."
Leah used to be a lot hotter, but I'm not so sure lately. Good change-of-pace choice, though.
I second that nominie! from2-3 years ago, she's definitely not like this anymore.
(http://leahremini.celebscentral.net/photo/30537/)
http://leahremini.celebscentral.net/photo/30537/
I already posted that picture. ???
She's an excellent choice.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 28, 2005, 11:29:12 AM
I already posted that picture. ???
I did't see it in this thread...blockers @ work won't let it by I guess
Quote from: rjs246 on November 28, 2005, 11:17:50 AM
She is VERY hot and a HUGE bitch and I think she's a scientologist. In other words, I wouldn't want to spend any sober clothed time with her. She would qualify for a good old fashioned hatefarg, though.
She's a bitch? I've heard her on Bob & Tom a few times, and she comes across as a pretty funny chick. Haven't seen the bitch side of her, but since she's female, I can definitely see it happening.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 28, 2005, 11:35:12 AM
She's a bitch? I've heard her on Bob & Tom a few times, and she comes across as a pretty funny chick. Haven't seen the bitch side of her, but since she's female, I can definitely see it happening.
I've heard her on Howard a number of times and she doesn't really have much of a sense of humor about herself and every single non-missionary sex question Howard asked she responded to by saying, "We did all of that stuff when we first started dating but now that we're not trying to impress each other it's just plain old lay on your back sex." Um, excuse me. Way to turn off the entire male population with one sentence. Date for a long time and stop having interesting sex! Yay!
*Edit: none of that makes her a bitch (other than not having a sense of humor about herself), it just makes her far less interesting in a 'I wonder what it's like to bone her in her naughty places' kind of way.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 28, 2005, 11:17:40 AM
King of Queens is proof that fat, sloppy, but mildly funny guys like me can score some hot chicks.
It's relatively easy for fat, sloppy guys to score hot chicks when the producers and writers make it that way. How else do you explain Drew Carey scoring hottie after hottie after hottie? I mean seriously, I've shagged my fair share of hotties but everyone gets into a slump from time to time and I need to go ala Mark Grace and do a fattie for a slump buster. Works every time too.
I think she's hotter now that she's gotten fat.
She was just an annoying bitch before. Now she's a fat annoying bitch. Kinda completes the package, IMO.
:yay
Her character on "King of Queens" reminds me of my wife. They also don't look wholly different, like they could be cousins or something. A lot of people tell FFette this, and she's not very happy about it. Mostly because she doesn't think she's that big of a bitch. But she can be, which is actually pretty hot.
In conclusion, this is a good "retro" choice... although my wife looks a lot better today than Leah Remini does... and thankfully, my wife isn't some psycho Scientologist. But Leah Remini is still hot. Just not as hot. I'd hit it.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 28, 2005, 12:00:07 PM
I think she's hotter now that she's gotten fat.
She was just an annoying bitch before. Now she's a fat annoying bitch. Kinda completes the package, IMO.
:yay
She had a baby, she didn't get fat. ::)
its called working off the pregenant fat with a little help from dr. 90210.
Right, because all women who gain weight from pregnancy need surgery to lose it.
The reason she LOOKED heavier was because she worked it off naturally.
Pregnancy is no excuse to gain weight.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 28, 2005, 12:04:48 PM
Right, because all women who gain weight from pregnancy need surgery to lose it.
The reason she LOOKED heavier was because she worked it off naturally.
thats the problem. she needed to get surgery asap. this is hollywood. come on.
This is going to be taken the wrong way by someone on here but I kind of think pregnant women are sexy. It's a sickness, I'm seeking help.
Leah Remini I think LOOKS sexy but is actually a cold fish. Which is an awful combination. False advertising, bitch.
She had the baby like 2 years ago, yes?
::)
She's fat. She's seems fine with that and good for her.
Fargin Hot! Damn that fat funny guy!
Quote from: rjs246 on November 28, 2005, 12:10:41 PM
This is going to be taken the wrong way by someone on here but I kind of think pregnant women are sexy.
Pregnant chicks are incredibly hot for 2 reasons:
1. You know they put out.
2. You don't have to worry about knocking them up.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2005, 12:46:05 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 28, 2005, 12:10:41 PM
This is going to be taken the wrong way by someone on here but I kind of think pregnant women are sexy.
Pregnant chicks are incredibly hot for 2 reasons:
1. You know they put out.
2. You don't have to worry about knocking them up.
I don't think they're hot. I think they're fat and bloated and gassy and cranky and usually barfing or eating something gross. But I find their pregnant stomaches and enlarged dumpers and sweater-cows sexy.
Speaking of fatness, who watched "The Family Guy" last night? Frikkin' awesome episode.
FIRST MEETING OF N.A.A.F.P.
(no fat chicks)
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 28, 2005, 01:05:43 PM
Speaking of fatness, who watched "The Family Guy" last night? Frikkin' awesome episode.
FIRST MEETING OF N.A.A.F.P.
(no fat chicks)
or a rip-off of N.O.M.A.A.M
that show has lost it.
How would you know? As if you would be able to tear yourself away from a new "Desperate Housewives"...
Phag.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2005, 11:44:29 AMHow else do you explain Drew Carey scoring hottie after hottie after hottie?
He paid for them like everyone else... :)
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 28, 2005, 01:13:42 PM
How would you know? As if you would be able to tear yourself away from a new "Desperate Housewives"...
Phag.
well i have dvr at home, so its not like i dont catch up on family guy. and yes, bree let george die because she found out he tampered with rexs pills and killed him! oh my!
but seriously, its a rip off of married with children and family guy isnt half as funny as it used to be.
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 28, 2005, 01:16:50 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2005, 11:44:29 AMHow else do you explain Drew Carey scoring hottie after hottie after hottie?
He paid for them like everyone else... :)
Ummm...
everyone??
Do tell, Bigs...
:-D
shes ok
Quote from: MDS on November 28, 2005, 01:22:59 PM
but seriously, its a rip off of married with children and family guy isnt half as funny as it used to be.
It's still funnier than any other comedy currently on TV.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 28, 2005, 01:23:12 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 28, 2005, 01:16:50 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2005, 11:44:29 AMHow else do you explain Drew Carey scoring hottie after hottie after hottie?
He paid for them like everyone else... :)
Ummm... everyone??
Do tell, Bigs...
:-D
oops :paranoid
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 28, 2005, 02:03:34 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 28, 2005, 01:22:59 PM
but seriously, its a rip off of married with children and family guy isnt half as funny as it used to be.
It's still funnier than any other comedy currently on TV.
Au contraire. Fox News Channel is hysterically funny. Sure, it's
unintentionally funny, but still...
Your pro-libbie joke was far-fetched and lame, especially since I specified "comedy" in my statement.
Nice try. Unfunny. 1.5/10 max.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 28, 2005, 11:15:48 AM
From "King of Queens" and from a LONG time ago, "Who's the Boss".....Leah Remini
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/leah_remini_l1.jpg)
Hot as pose. This position knocks about 5 minutes off of my stamina its so hot. Leaving me with 24 seconds...but still.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 28, 2005, 01:23:12 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 28, 2005, 01:16:50 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2005, 11:44:29 AMHow else do you explain Drew Carey scoring hottie after hottie after hottie?
He paid for them like everyone else... :)
Ummm... everyone??
Do tell, Bigs...
:-D
Let him who has never paid for a happy-ending massage of a trist with a perfumed up hooker cast the first stone.
Yeah, that's what I thought..... >:D
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 28, 2005, 03:29:07 PMLet him who has never paid for a happy-ending massage of a trist with a perfumed up hooker cast the first stone.
Yeah, that's what I thought..... >:D
I've never once paid for a happy ending massage. I may have spent a few bucks on a blow job, but never on a massage.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 28, 2005, 03:29:07 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 28, 2005, 01:23:12 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 28, 2005, 01:16:50 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2005, 11:44:29 AMHow else do you explain Drew Carey scoring hottie after hottie after hottie?
He paid for them like everyone else... :)
Ummm... everyone??
Do tell, Bigs...
:-D
Let him who has never paid for a happy-ending massage of a trist with a perfumed up hooker cast the first stone.
Yeah, that's what I thought..... >:D
(http://www.subnote.net/auction/pages/images/stone_perfect_el_capitan_california.jpg)
;D
Nice to look at, but I'll always remember that Stern interview from a couple years ago. In addition to the "laying on my back" comment, she also mentioned she doesn't finish oral. :boom Just foreplay. :boom
(http://www.gearcritech.com/images/review061705_fat_02.jpg)
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 28, 2005, 08:36:46 PM
(http://www.gearcritech.com/images/review061705_fat_02.jpg)
See... now she looks like an authentic Queens housefrau.
Her courageous decision to immerse herself in the character (and apparently case after case of Ring-Dings) should be lauded!
Good calls by rjs and Rome. I loved her 5 years ago. I like women who are thin, fun, Sicilian, and bitchy. She's long since lost multiple parts of that equation though.
Maybe a fat loudmouth boring bitch is acceptable after you've pounded 8 or so fun-as-hell years out of her, but when it's a fantasy female celeb instead of a wife she can just be dumped without fanfare or alimony.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 28, 2005, 02:03:34 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 28, 2005, 01:22:59 PM
but seriously, its a rip off of married with children and family guy isnt half as funny as it used to be.
It's still funnier than any other comedy currently on TV.
arrested development (still on!!), the office, scrubs (its coming back), curb your enthusiasm. all funnier.
No, no, no, and hell no.
south park is on there, too. if you watched any of those shows you would know.
You have yet to list a funnier show than Family Guy.
Christ, you're a bunch of whiny farging bitches.
Again, the women don't have to be currently perfect. Stop whining.
This was from last year, btw:
(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/king_of_queens/images/photogallery/101_01.jpg)
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 29, 2005, 07:51:00 AM
Christ, you're a bunch of whiny farging bitches.
Again, the women don't have to be currently perfect. Stop whining.
This was from last year, btw:
(http://www.cbs.com/primetime/king_of_queens/images/photogallery/101_01.jpg)
I can't help but notice the irony in the fact that a few guys here have said that she's fat now and your picture of choice has her wearing a shirt with the word COW on it. :D
Quote from: MDS on November 28, 2005, 10:12:34 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 28, 2005, 02:03:34 PM
It's still funnier than any other comedy currently on TV.
arrested development (still on!!), the office, scrubs (its coming back), curb your enthusiasm. all funnier.
AD - Nope. And it's barely still on.
Office - Mildly amusing cringe humor, but definitely not even close to more funny than FG
Scrubs - Easily one of my favorite shows, but it's not on right now. At best a push with FG anyhow.
CyE - Absolutely not. It's like you're just reading critics' opinions to try to sound learned.
South Park - It has its moments, but it's not laugh-out-loud funny nearly as often.
Nice try. Not even close, though.
She's definitely used to be hotter. I don't think it's the weight as much as it's the increased world-weary look, though. Kids will do that to you, though ;).
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2005, 03:31:42 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 28, 2005, 03:29:07 PMLet him who has never paid for a happy-ending massage of a trist with a perfumed up hooker cast the first stone.
Yeah, that's what I thought..... >:D
I've never once paid for a happy ending massage. I may have spent a few bucks on a blow job, but never on a massage.
I'm still paying for the blowjob I got 13 years ago. :'(
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 29, 2005, 07:51:00 AM
Christ, you're a bunch of whiny farging bitches.
Again, the women don't have to be currently perfect. Stop whining.
to guys who post on message boards they do.
They can't all be Super Girl.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 29, 2005, 11:09:57 AM
They can't all be Super Girl.
yeah they can. you just need the right colored pencils.
Why does it always gotta be about color with you?
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 29, 2005, 08:15:30 AM
Quote from: MDS on November 28, 2005, 10:12:34 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 28, 2005, 02:03:34 PM
It's still funnier than any other comedy currently on TV.
arrested development (still on!!), the office, scrubs (its coming back), curb your enthusiasm. all funnier.
AD - Nope. And it's barely still on.
Office - Mildly amusing cringe humor, but definitely not even close to more funny than FG
Scrubs - Easily one of my favorite shows, but it's not on right now. At best a push with FG anyhow.
CyE - Absolutely not. It's like you're just reading critics' opinions to try to sound learned.
South Park - It has its moments, but it's not laugh-out-loud funny nearly as often.
Nice try. Not even close, though.
well your opinions are simply wrong.
You're too young to properly understand the humor in most of the shows you listed anyway.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 29, 2005, 07:51:00 AM
Christ, you're a bunch of whiny farging bitches.
Again, the women don't have to be currently perfect. Stop whining.
This was from last year, btw:
:-D
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 29, 2005, 12:06:14 PM
You're too young to properly understand the humor in most of the shows you listed anyway.
yea, i guess you have to be in your mid 20's before you can laugh at things that arent shamless rip-offs of the simpsons
Quote from: MDS on November 29, 2005, 12:09:48 PM
yea, i guess you have to be in your mid 20's before you can laugh at things that arent shamless rip-offs of the simpsons
You pretty much ended your chance of winning this argument with that obviously incorrect statement.
are you not in your mid 20's? because family guy is just a less funnier version of the simpsons (well, not now. but up until about season 10, yea). its the same stupid show, just with more immature humor.
Totally not the same show. Both are good...but they have a different angle. Family guy and American dad...now that's pretty much the same show.
yea...i watched ther simpsons sunday...not funny at all anymore...they are trying to hard. family guy owns
fat dad with menial job, hot housewife mom, 2 kids and a baby. lots of side characters. same basic concept. the only original thing they had was stewie, and they got off the whole story of him trying to kill lois and such, and now hes just a smart baby. and plus, half the show is gags. they used to be funny when they did them like 4 times a episodes, now its 50. the show isnt nearly as good as it once was, and doesnt compare remotley to the golden years of the simpsons.
Quote from: MDS on November 29, 2005, 01:43:28 PM
fat dad with menial job, hot housewife mom, 2 kids and a baby. lots of side characters. same basic concept. the only original thing they had was stewie, and they got off the whole story of him trying to kill lois and such, and now hes just a smart baby. and plus, half the show is gags. they used to be funny when they did them like 4 times a episodes, now its 50. the show isnt nearly as good as it once was, and doesnt compare remotley to the golden years of the simpsons.
The fact that that is your summary of those two shows is proof positive that the humor in both is WAY beyond you. You're looking at it like an 8 year old who just sees a cartoon with a dad who burps and the occasional fart joke. You're clearly missing the important, intelligent humor that is there and are therefore disqualified. Eat shtein.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 29, 2005, 01:45:09 PM
Eat shtein.
And die. Family Guy is better than The Simpsons ever was.
P.S. After watching Monday night's "King of Queens", I have determined that Leah Remini is still fargable.
Quote from: mussa on November 29, 2005, 01:42:40 PM
yea...i watched ther simpsons sunday...not funny at all anymore...they are trying to hard. family guy owns
i agree, but you can't really blame the Simpsons, they kicked ass for many years, the creative well is dry though.
Family Guy was staggering for awhile when it first came back, but they are in the groove now and ruling hard.
Each and every one of you idiots who helped turn this thread from T&A to a discussion about cartoon tv shows needs to be banned. Shame on all of you.
uh no. what kind of important humor is on family guy? making of disney? great, they deserve it. but theyve done it before. its the same joke over and over again? if you ever watched arrested development or the office, then maybe you will see intelligent humor that you can watch 50 times and catch something new everytime.
family guy is still funny, im not doubting that. its just not as good as it was, not as good as the simpsons were, and not as good as a few other shows. thats it. its better than half the stuff on tv.
my new favorite show is surviorman on the science channell. great show :yay
Arrested Development is hysterical. The office is funny. Family Guy is better than either. By a mile.
not even close. nothing compares to arrested. if it would have lasted longer, it would have rivaled seinfeld as the greatest comedy of all time.
Quote from: MDS on November 29, 2005, 01:59:50 PM
not even close. nothing compares to arrested. if it would have lasted longer, it would have rivaled seinfeld as the greatest comedy of all time.
Well since only a handfull of us actually think that Arrested Development is even watchable, I'd have to say you're wrong again.
well thats why everyone else is wrong. and opinions cant be wrong, unless its general failure.
Opinions can be wrong. Especially yours.
Quote from: MDS on November 29, 2005, 02:01:46 PM
well thats why everyone else is wrong. and opinions cant be wrong,
Quote from: MDS
well your opinions are simply wrong.
interesting
oh i forgot to add fastfreddie to the list of wrong opinions. him, rjs and gf.
The fact that you think "The Office" is funnier than "Family Guy" is really, really pathetic... especially since you're 18-19 years old and have never had to work a real-life, supporting-yourself job.
Speaking of T&A, I'd bang Jenna Fischer (http://images.zap2it.com/20050726/nbctca05/047_jennafischer_nbctca05.jpg), even though she's really not that hot at all.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 29, 2005, 02:06:01 PM
The fact that you think "The Office" is funnier than "Family Guy" is really, really pathetic... especially since you're 18-19 years old and have never had to work a real-life, supporting-yourself job.
Speaking of T&A, I'd bang Jenna Fischer (http://images.zap2it.com/20050726/nbctca05/047_jennafischer_nbctca05.jpg), even though she's really not that hot at all.
i dont see what not being older has to do with full appreciation for the offices humor. i have worked a non camp counsler job before, even though its not quite the same as fully having to support yourself. still, the office is consistantley more funny and enjoyable than family guy.
The child talks about Family Guy being a ripoff of the Simpsons, but probably doesn't understand that The Office he watches is not an original show.
you dont say? i forgot to mention how funny extras was, the new show for gervais and merchant. better than family guy, yes.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 29, 2005, 02:08:29 PM
The child talks about Family Guy being a ripoff of the Simpsons, but probably doesn't understand that The Office he watches is not an original show.
...and the original is basically a ripoff of Dilbert comics.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 29, 2005, 02:10:59 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 29, 2005, 02:08:29 PM
The child talks about Family Guy being a ripoff of the Simpsons, but probably doesn't understand that The Office he watches is not an original show.
...and the original is basically a ripoff of Dilbert comics.
which is weird, because both TV shows are funny, while Dilbert is probably as funny as brain cancer.
You must be a 'blue-collar' guy to not laugh at Dilbert.
dilbert sucked. especially the show they made out of it. nearly wrecked daniel sterns career!!
thought bushwacked took care of the rest.
okay, im out on that note.
i laugh and scoff about having heated arguments over stupid television shows. yay for brain rot!
Dilbert never did, and still doesn't, suck. The TV show was unfunny as I expected it would be, but the comic strip is still topical and quite amusing to this day, especially for someone like me who's experienced many similar situations in my actual life. Kids and construction workers wouldn't understand.
This brings me to my next point... that "Family Guy" kicks ass.
P.S. On topic... Leah Remini... I'd mouth-bang her, and she'd like it.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 29, 2005, 02:12:36 PM
You must be a 'blue-collar' guy to not laugh at Dilbert.
i used to be, but have worked in an office for several years. another guy that works here has a page-a-day Dilbert calender. i don't think I've laughed. but I understand what your saying, you have to have worked in an office to giggle over a dog talking about a fax. wow, comedy gold.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 29, 2005, 01:48:34 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 29, 2005, 01:45:09 PM
Eat shtein.
And die. Family Guy is better than The Simpsons ever was.
P.S. After watching Monday night's "King of Queens", I have determined that Leah Remini is still fargable.
Of course she's still fargable. Only now, she's even more watchable on that show because she looks like someone who might actually marry Kevin James instead of laugh in his face if he approached her.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 29, 2005, 02:06:01 PM
Speaking of T&A, I'd bang Jenna Fischer (http://images.zap2it.com/20050726/nbctca05/047_jennafischer_nbctca05.jpg), even though she's really not that hot at all.
I argue with the ladyfriend over this one all the time. I think she could catch a bone or three, she thinks she's completely plain. There's something to be said for fantasizing about the ambiguously attractive female in the office when it is the only thing to distract you from the drudgery of your job.
Exactly. And that's why she's perfect for that role in "The Office". There's really no eye candy on that show (although Michael's boss definitely needs her cheerio ravaged), but "Pam" is there, so she'll have to do.
jan levenson gould?
Quote from: MDS on November 29, 2005, 04:02:41 PM
jan levenson gould?
Yep. The actress's name is Melora Hardin. She's only had 2 kids, but she's pregnant in most of the pictures I found.
yea shes not bad. kinda flat. but not bad.
Quote from: MDS on November 29, 2005, 04:07:29 PM
yea shes not bad. kinda flat. but not bad.
That's why i said it was her cheerio that needed ravaging.
nothing bad about being on the itty bitty titty committe. id farg her.
You're all idiots. Worst. Thread Hyjack. Ever.
So... Sarge's ex...
Who hasn't hit that?
There's plenty of people.......but she'll get to them eventually.
my time will come :D
yeah, you'll woo them on jason batemen trivia.
good luck with that, slick.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 29, 2005, 04:53:47 PM
There's plenty of people.......but she'll get to them eventually.
Yeah... I moved to the IN crowd about 9 or 10 weeks ago.
Thanks for the hook up Sarge. I still need to send you my medical bills.