I bank with Wachovia and they are stationed in North Carolina. I called them this morning to change my address and order new checks. After waiting prob 20 minutes, I get connected with a lady with the deepest most disgusting southern accent I have ever heard. It sounded comical, trashy and it was hard for me not to mock her after she spoke, but i somehow managed to hold it in. After awhile i felt like reaching through the phone to give her a punch to the neck. God good what happened down there...really the accent is degrading to themselves. Almost as bad a Texans, but not that bad. Yaww sound like retards down ther. :boom
Based on your CF posts, I would go flying off the handle about the way other people communicate, Mussa...
yea but i do it because i can, not because its embedded in my inbreed genes. ther's a difference.
Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 10:37:18 AM
I bank with Wachovia and they are stationed in North Carolina. I called them this morning to change my address and order new checks. After waiting prob 20 minutes, I get connected with a lady with the deepest most disgusting southern accent I have ever heard. It sounded comical, trashy and it was hard for me not to mock her after she spoke, but i somehow managed to hold it in. After awhile i felt like reaching through the phone to give her a punch to the neck. God good what happened down there...really the accent is degrading to themselves. Almost as bad a Texans, but not that bad. Yaww sound like retards down ther. :boom
i am pretty sure that could have been done on their web site.
the south sucks...but its still better than boston
I hate the south as much as anyone but complaining about people's accents is gay beyond measure.
Just my two cents. If you want change, take it out of your piggy bank and jam it in your cockhole.
:)
I love southern cooking/food. I want to make out with Paula's home cooking from the food network. Hell I'd probably make out with her old ass if she'd cook me some greasy grub.
The South is the North's retarded little brother.
I love southern cooking/food. I want to make out with Paula's home cooking from the food network. Hell I'd probably make out with her old ass if she'd cook me some greasy grub.
i went to her restaurant a few months back...it was bangin
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 18, 2005, 11:01:50 AM
i went to her restaurant a few months back...it was bangin
Did you make out with your food? I would have rubbed the leftovers on my fun parts once I was too stuffed to eat.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 18, 2005, 11:01:33 AM
The South is the North's retarded little brother.
I agree. That's why I'm going to have to move back North one of these days. There are plenty of "transplants" down here in my immediate area, but if you go anywhere outside the "metro" area, they're still fighting the war.
Soul food from the brothas & sistas in the south is unreal. I walked into this joint in Daytona once and I was the only white boy within 5 miles. The stares I got were hilarious. :-D
Anyway, I sat down and the owner came over to me and asked me if I was in the right place. I said, do you sell soul food here? She said, "damn straight, we do." I answered, well, yeah I guess I am in the right place. I'll take an order of fried chicken, macaroni & cheese & a large order of collared greens. I followed that up with the most delicious pecan pie I ever tasted.
Bottom line: Food knows no racial or socioeconomic fences. If anyone's interested, the place is called Robinson's Barbecue in Daytona. It's fargin awesome.
:yay
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 18, 2005, 11:07:50 AM... the place is called Robinson's Barbecue in Daytona. It's fargin awesome.
Duly noted. If I am ever unlucky enough to be in Daytona, I'll look for it.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 18, 2005, 10:56:46 AM
I hate the south as much as anyone but complaining about people's accents is gay beyond measure.
Just my two cents. If you want change, take it out of your piggy bank and jam it in your cockhole.
:)
compensate for your worthless southern life all u want...ya'll r retarded
Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 10:37:18 AM
I bank with Wachovia and they are stationed in North Carolina. I called them this morning to change my address and order new checks. After waiting prob 20 minutes, I get connected with a lady with the deepest most disgusting southern accent I have ever heard. It sounded comical, trashy and it was hard for me not to mock her after she spoke, but i somehow managed to hold it in. After awhile i felt like reaching through the phone to give her a punch to the neck. God good what happened down there...really the accent is degrading to themselves. Almost as bad a Texans, but not that bad. Yaww sound like retards down ther. :boom
And everyone laughs at all the people that come down south with their Pennsylvania Dutch/Lancaster County accents. I got hammered for it when i moved down south. At least it ain't Cajun!
One thing I like about the South is "y'all." There is simply no better solution to that particular problem in English.
"Yin" "Youse" and "You guys" all suck by comparison.
Quote from: Wingspan on November 18, 2005, 10:52:13 AM
Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 10:37:18 AM
I bank with Wachovia and they are stationed in North Carolina. I called them this morning to change my address and order new checks. After waiting prob 20 minutes, I get connected with a lady with the deepest most disgusting southern accent I have ever heard. It sounded comical, trashy and it was hard for me not to mock her after she spoke, but i somehow managed to hold it in. After awhile i felt like reaching through the phone to give her a punch to the neck. God good what happened down there...really the accent is degrading to themselves. Almost as bad a Texans, but not that bad. Yaww sound like retards down ther. :boom
i am pretty sure that could have been done on their web site.
probably but i was actually getting a signal today at my new place and i wanted to rape some minutes off my plan. rollover.
Cingular? Booyah!
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 18, 2005, 11:35:25 AM
Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 10:37:18 AMAnd everyone laughs at all the people that come down south with their Pennsylvania Dutch/Lancaster County accents. I got hammered for it when i moved down south.
got news for you, outside of lancaster we all laugh at your acctents too.
OH you are so funny. Retard!
at least i don't have a funny accent
Yeah, i'm from the northeast too dumbass.
hey kids this isn't the civil war or anything...its just to re-evaluate the retardation that is the south
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 18, 2005, 11:35:25 AMAnd everyone laughs at all the people that come down south with their Pennsylvania Dutch/Lancaster County accents. I got hammered for it when i moved down south. At least it ain't Cajun!
i thought you meant you moved down there with a silly pa dutch accent, my bad.
and yes, the southerners do have a silly acctent, but it works if the accent is coming from a hot blonde chick with big hooters, anyone care to disagree with that fact?
"Y'all want some grits once?"
"Hu-nah, Jakey...I think we need some mudgrips on the buggy."
Quote from: mussa on November 18, 2005, 11:33:57 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 18, 2005, 10:56:46 AM
I hate the south as much as anyone but complaining about people's accents is gay beyond measure.
Just my two cents. If you want change, take it out of your piggy bank and jam it in your cockhole.
:)
compensate for your worthless southern life all u want...ya'll r retarded
I'm from Sea Isle, dude.
;)
Quote from: T_Section224 on November 18, 2005, 12:40:26 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 18, 2005, 11:35:25 AMAnd everyone laughs at all the people that come down south with their Pennsylvania Dutch/Lancaster County accents. I got hammered for it when i moved down south. At least it ain't Cajun!
i thought you meant you moved down there with a silly pa dutch accent, my bad.
and yes, the southerners do have a silly acctent, but it works if the accent is coming from a hot blonde chick with big hooters, anyone care to disagree with that fact?
Plenty of those down here!!
Everything's bigger in Texas.
Except the meatcicles, of course.
Thank God i'm a transplant then.
No, you moved there so you could fit in better with your tiny package.
What gave it away?
At least the hooters are big here.
Did you make out with your food? I would have rubbed the leftovers on my fun parts once I was too stuffed to eat.
im never too stuffed
they had a three course prix fix
i chose butter puffs with mayo flakes for my appy main course of beef fat with raisins and finished it off with funnel cake and pork berries
friggin amazing
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 18, 2005, 01:07:17 PM
pork berries
friggin amazing
:sly
what did your pop tell you about never gettin on another wang?
Phreak talks funny too. I think he owns a cowboy hat.
what did your pop tell you about never gettin on another wang?
yeah well when i was younger the skin on my knee was peeling off for whatever reason and pops also told me "you better be careful you only get seven layers of skin and if you run out you die"...and kids at school wondered why i scotch taped my scabs back on...like duh because i only have three layers left
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 18, 2005, 01:16:53 PM
Phreak talks funny too. I think he owns a cowboy hat.
and cowboy boots???
If I could, I would go swimming in a vat of buttered grits. I farging love southern food.
He has a whole cowboy outfit made of colorful foam.
Grits kick ass.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 18, 2005, 11:36:33 AM"Yin" "Youse" and "You guys" all suck by comparison.
Yin. I've never heard the term Yin.
Another great southern term is 'finna' as in 'fittin to go'? i.e., I finna go to the mall.
I love finna ya'll!
Yinz needta be wunna dem Pittsburghers to really appreciate words like Yin.
Barbecue and sweet tea. Y'all just jealous.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on November 18, 2005, 02:40:24 PM
Yinz needta be wunna dem Pittsburghers to really appreciate words like Yin.
And Pop!
Geez dad, i sure would like a pop right now.
In New York, that'll get you a fist in the face.
In San Fran, that'll get you a fleshpop in the @ss.
In the South, that'll get you looked at funny.
And in Pittsburgh, that'll get you a soda.