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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM

Title: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM
or is that too boring. Too much talk about rape, dogs vadges, chilly willys, pigs and cigarette smoke and bad people in group hug...I need a change of pace....my soul is beginning to darken.

Here's a topic. What if God ran for presidency...what party would he be in? What if God would win the election...but revealed that he was really a woman? But after revealing he was a woman, he was actually a lesbian? But not just any lesbian, a bull dyke? What kind of crazy shtein would happen in office? Would they call him Butch? U.S. President Butch?

Discuss.




If polygamy were legal...would you do it? Would your fantasies be 1-woman only fantasies? What if they played a trick on you such as 'guess which one forgot to take their pill today?' I think I would hate that game. What if they were all lazy and didn't cook or clean or work....all you could do is sleep with them...but other than that...you had to provide for them and clean and do laundry...would you still be a polygamist? You can't divorce or kill either.

Discuss.




What is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

Discuss.

Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 16, 2005, 05:28:56 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM

What is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

Discuss.

Sex. Duh.  ::)
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 16, 2005, 05:28:56 PM
Sex. Duh.  ::)

I don't know why...but I'm kind of shocked to hear that from you. Nice answer PG.
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: Wingspan on November 16, 2005, 05:31:10 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM
If polygamy were legal...would you do it? Would your fantasies be 1-woman only fantasies?

:-D
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: Tomahawk on November 16, 2005, 05:43:04 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PMWhat is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

Discuss.



Deep fried sticks of butter
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:44:44 PM
Deep friend sticks of butter almost sound better than sex. Actually better in some cases.
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: General_Failure on November 16, 2005, 06:04:35 PM
You need to combine the two somehow.
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2005, 06:07:59 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why chilly willies don't qualify as a 'nice thing.'

Also, if polygamy were legal my fantasies wouldn't change at all. They would still involve Jessica Alba's puckerhole
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: rjs246 on November 16, 2005, 06:14:18 PM
Oh yeah, and with regard to breakfast, I'm gonna go ahead and say Jessica Alba's puckerhole there as well. Preferrably with an extra large side of bacon beause bacon farging rules and I don't care about your silly disclusion of bacon in the conversation!
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 16, 2005, 06:07:59 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why chilly willies don't qualify as a 'nice thing.'

Also, if polygamy were legal my fantasies wouldn't change at all. They would still involve Jessica Alba's puckerhole

[in a nice old grandma-ish type voice]Jessica Alba's puckerhole is a very nice thing rjs. [/in a nice old grandma-ish type voice]
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 16, 2005, 10:07:38 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM
What is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

What the farg is breakfast?  Quit speaking mexican you damn mexican. 
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 17, 2005, 12:41:30 AM
Peanut butter and jelly toast with a big glass of milk.
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: Mad-Lad on November 17, 2005, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 16, 2005, 05:25:28 PM
What is the best breakfast that doesn't involve bacon, beer or cigarrettes and coffee?

Discuss.

If i have a hangover, the best breakfast is a beer, advil, and water.
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: rjs246 on November 17, 2005, 01:02:53 PM
Corned beef hash and a can of guinness is the best hangover breakfast for this guy.
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: hbionic on November 17, 2005, 01:07:41 PM
Is it only because it tastes good...or does it really work against hangovers?
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: Mad-Lad on November 17, 2005, 01:08:37 PM
greasy food in general usually helps against hangovers.
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: rjs246 on November 17, 2005, 01:10:09 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 17, 2005, 01:08:37 PM
greasy food in general usually helps against hangovers.

Bingo. Plus a little morning alcohol helps ease the withdrawl.
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: Diomedes on November 17, 2005, 01:10:27 PM
Alcohol helps hangovers. 
Title: Re: Let's talk about nice things.
Post by: hbionic on November 17, 2005, 01:11:02 PM
If greasy food is the case...then I'll remember to buy a Carne Asada Quesadilla before I go to sleep anytime I bing anymore. That has to be the greasiest food I've ever eaten. It's good but you can see the grease drip right off of it.