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You remember Smoker from his time against Penn State...
dont tell us who we remember and who we dont
and all this 411 can be found in another thread
MERGE/CLOSE. BigEd sucks.
Yeah, the Moreno/Ena thread is where I thought to look for it.... :sly
ROSTER JUGGLING: SAFETY DANCE
November 16, 2005
By DAVE SPADARO
The frustrating rookie season of safety Sean Considine is over. The Eagles announced on Wednesday morning that Considine has been placed on Injured Reserve and that veteran safety Jack Brewer has been signed to a one-year contract.
The Eagles also signed quarterback Jeff Smoker, a standout at Michigan State, to the practice squad.
Considine injured his shoulder in training camp and was unable to take part in the preseason or the first three regular season games. He had eight special teams tackles until the Dallas game, in which he suffered a separated left shoulder, ending his year.
Brewer was originally signed as a rookie free agent by Minnesota in 2002 after a fine career at the University of Minnesota. Brewer played with the Vikings in 2002 and 2003, and then was waived and awarded to the Giants off waivers in 2004.
Last year with New York, Brewer played in 13 games and was second on the team with 19 special teams tackles, including 16 solo hits.
Brewer was waived by the Giants on August 30. He is expected to be in uniform on Sunday when the Eagles play the Giants at the Meadowlands.
Smoker was a sixth-round draft pick by the St. Louis Rams in 2004.
Thank god it only took them half the season to start signing some special teams contributors. THROWAWAY SEASONS! YAY!
I like Smoker, he used to have drug problems.
Andy can save him! Mormons can save anyone.
Except "Eagles WR #81".
My dream lives on.
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you know all they need is to find some retread player named Billiards or Darts to go with Brewer and Smoker.
They had to pick up Smoker because Chronic Masturbator was already under contract with the taterskins.
Are we gonna hear the story again about how MURP picked off Smoker in HS?
maybe I;ll even find the video and put it on the net. holla.
I can't say that i have any aspirations at all regarding Jeff Smoker, but from now on he'll be referred to as Richard.
Joe Banner is a Jeff Smoker.
Quote from: MURP on November 16, 2005, 12:18:08 PM
maybe I;ll even find the video and put it on the net. holla.
That would be cool.
Quote from: MURP on November 16, 2005, 12:18:08 PM
maybe I;ll even find the video and put it on the net. holla.
Murp,
Here's the deal - autographed copy of one of my albums for a copy of that tape!
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"Murp, my fondest Aloha. Love Don Ho"
tiny bubbles...
smoker is a huge sign...we are teh saved
Quote from: phattymatty on November 16, 2005, 11:37:04 AM
I like Smoker, he used to have drug problems.
hence the name "Smoker" ;D
Terrible. Never attempt humor again.
gee thanks for the help
Wait, I don't get the joke. It must be far too complex and hilarious. Will someone please explain it to me?
Quote from: methdeez on November 17, 2005, 04:15:45 PM
Wait, I don't get the joke. It must be far too complex and hilarious. Will someone please explain it to me?
Jeff's last name is Smoker. The way to ingest many of the good drugs is to "smoke" them.
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 17, 2005, 04:17:40 PM
Quote from: methdeez on November 17, 2005, 04:15:45 PM
Wait, I don't get the joke. It must be far too complex and hilarious. Will someone please explain it to me?
Jeff's last name is Smoker. The way to ingest many of the good drugs is to "smoke" them.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
Whew....
That was funny.
Thanks so much.
I enjoyed a hearty laugh as well - You're welcome.
Apparently Eskin reported today that Smoker has been claimed by his old team STL and the Eagles will bring back Andy Hall to the PS.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 21, 2005, 05:53:48 PM
Apparently Eskin reported today that Smoker has been claimed by his old team STL and the Eagles will bring back Andy Hall to the PS.
please please let him start the last game, beat skins and knock them out of playoffs. i would give my right nut for that.
You beat me to it... I've heard all day that the rams were trying to bring him back. I guess Bulger is a little more than day-to-day as listed...
I want McMahon to keep starting,
But I do want the Skins to get beaten on in the final game. Either for the Birds to knock them out of the playoffs or to put them in last place in the division.
Washington plays SD this weekend. F'ing Gates got hurt yesterday though but I still think SD kills 'em.
Quote from: MDS on November 21, 2005, 05:55:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 21, 2005, 05:53:48 PM
Apparently Eskin reported today that Smoker has been claimed by his old team STL and the Eagles will bring back Andy Hall to the PS.
please please let him start the last game, beat skins and knock them out of playoffs. i would give my right nut for that.
Won't your left nut get lonely?
Don't be silly,
MDS has no use for his testes.
It'll save him surgery time later anyway.
hardy har har. but seriously, if andy hill beats the skins and knocks them out of the playoffs i will donate my right nut to someone. no i wont, but still.
That Andy Hill is one helluva player!!
Get yer Hill jerseys now!
Placed quarterback Donovan McNabb and cornerback Lito Sheppard on injured reserve; signed punter Nick Murphy and cornerback Donald Strickland; released kicker Jose Cortez and punter Reggie Hodges; signed quarterback Jeff Smoker off the practice squad; signed quarterback Andy Hall to the practice squad.
WOOOHOOO! There's a Murphy on the team again! :yay
Look at those superstars! We're winning out!
guess Akers is going back to kickoffs?
smoker must be super smart to have picked up the offense in about 5 days. that mcnabb's a dummy.
Cortez is gone, woo. Now Akers can blow out his leg real good.
At least we got rid of Jinx Cortez.
We haven't won a game since we got him....and Dallas hasn't lost one since dumping him. :paranoid
Quote from: General_Failure on November 22, 2005, 03:29:56 PM
Cortez is gone, woo. Now Akers can blow out his leg real good.
Well, since Akers showed that he can miss within 40 yards... what do we need Cortez for?
Smoker was picked up by STL, not by the Eagles.
We have no #3 QB so that probbaly means Kordella will be here tomorrow.
Strickland is a good pick-up.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 22, 2005, 03:42:02 PM
Smoker was picked up by STL, not by the Eagles.
We have no #3 QB so that probbaly means Kordella will be here tomorrow.
Strickland is a good pick-up.
Smoker WAS picked up by the Eagles last week.
he meant the Rams put Smoker on their active squad taking him off the Eagles practice squad.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 22, 2005, 03:42:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 22, 2005, 03:42:02 PM
Smoker was picked up by STL, not by the Eagles.
We have no #3 QB so that probbaly means Kordella will be here tomorrow.
Strickland is a good pick-up.
Smoker WAS picked up by the Eagles last week.
phreaks right....i read the post too fast, but the birds site say smoker is a ram
Quote from: MURP on November 22, 2005, 03:44:11 PM
he meant the Rams put Smoker on their active squad taking him off the Eagles practice squad.
Gotcha.
KFFL is saying that the Eagles are the ones who signed Smoker to their active roster, not the Rams.
QuoteEagles | Smoker signed to active roster
Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:16:15 -0800
The Philadelphia Eagles have signed QB Jeff Smoker from their practice squad to their active roster.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 22, 2005, 04:14:22 PM
KFFL is saying that the Eagles are the ones who signed Smoker to their active roster, not the Rams.
QuoteEagles | Smoker signed to active roster
Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:16:15 -0800
The Philadelphia Eagles have signed QB Jeff Smoker from their practice squad to their active roster.
Just a hunch, but I would guess KFFL is wrong.
At least we got rid opf that bullshtein punter, and signed a new bullshtein punter....
This conversation about whether or not Jeff Smoker is on the team is truly fascinating.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 22, 2005, 04:15:25 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 22, 2005, 04:14:22 PM
KFFL is saying that the Eagles are the ones who signed Smoker to their active roster, not the Rams.
QuoteEagles | Smoker signed to active roster
Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:16:15 -0800
The Philadelphia Eagles have signed QB Jeff Smoker from their practice squad to their active roster.
Just a hunch, but I would guess KFFL is wrong.
but I trusted them. I TRUSTED THEM!
Quote from: rjs246 on November 22, 2005, 04:17:26 PM
This conversation about whether or not Jeff Smoker is on the team is truly fascinating.
well, it's not copying someone else's funny shtein from another site all day, granted. but we try.
Are you comparing the entertainment value of Jeff Smoker to grouphug? If so I'm afraid we are operating on completely different levels, because that don't make no sense.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 22, 2005, 04:22:23 PM
Are you comparing the entertainment value of Jeff Smoker to grouphug? If so I'm afraid we are operating on completely different levels, because that don't make no sense.
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Well struck.
despite hodges total lack of leg strength. his ability to place the ball inside the 10 was probably the best i have seen in a long time.
should have kept hodges and just used bartum for long punts. even though he snaps the ball...he can do it all.
QuoteWR Ford Added
The Eagles roster now stands at 52 after the team acquired receiver Carl Ford off waivers from the Chicago Bears.
The 6-foot, 182-pound Ford saw action in 10 games with the Bears in 2005 before being released on Nov. 22. A seventh-round draft choice of Green Bay in 2003, he spent his entire rookie season on Injured Reserve with a knee injury.
Ford was released by the Packers on Sept. 5, 2004 and was signed to Chicago's practice squad two days later, where he spent the entire season.
A native of Monroe, MI, Ford was a three-year starter at Toledo, posting 154 receptions for 2,039 yards and 17 touchdowns.
Our Pinkston replacement is here!
Will he get on the field before McCoy? >:D
QuoteEagles re-sign Landeta amid moves
Hall also released to make room for Owens on roster
By Jeff McLane
Inquirer Staff Writer
The Eagles announced today that they signed punter Sean Landeta to the 53-man roster for the released Nick Murphy and that they moved another player to make room for Terrell Owens.
The 43-year-old Landeta hasn't played a game in the NFL since Week 10 of last season with the St. Louis Rams. He played for the Eagles during the preseason while punter Dirk Johnson recovered from surgery to correct a sports hernia.
Landeta, a veteran of 22 years and five different teams, previously played for the Eagles from 1999-2002. He career punting average is 43.3 yards per attempt.
Murphy was cut after just one game of duty. In seven punts against the Packers, he averaged 39.3 yards. He was replacing Reggie Hodges who was filling in for Johnson, who is out for the season.
Quarterback Andy Hall was also released, but will most likely to be signed back to the practice squad later this week.
Hall's departure was needed to make room for Owens, who will be added to the active roster now that his four-game suspension for "conduct detrimental to the team" is over.
The Eagles are expected to deactivate Owens for the rest of the season.
Injury update. Defensive tackle Sam Rayburn has a shoulder sprain and is day to day. ... Linebacker Dedrick Roper has an elbow sprain.
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i hope he wears #3 too...just to keep thinks simple.
johnson, akers, hodges, france, murphy, cortez, simoneau, bartum, landeta...everybody kick! woo-HOO!
It was amusing when they pointed out during yesterday's game that Nick Murphy is the 8th Eagles to kick a ball in 2005. Maybe the Eagles are trying to save the season by setting a new record. I'm telling you... my avatar will prove to be quite timely after one week of Sean's Landeta.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Next in line: Steve Cheek.
I wonder what Tommy Hutton is doing...
hopefully rotting in hell.
jimmy kibble is next
Someone should photoshop a pic of Landeta's head on Alba's body for RJS just to save him time. That way he could post his two favorite pics at the same time.
(http://susbirder.com/cf/jessica_landeta.jpg)
:-D :-D
Good job, Sus. :yay
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 28, 2005, 05:50:49 PM
Someone should photoshop a pic of Landeta's head on Alba's body for RJS just to save him time. That way he could post his two favorite pics at the same time.
He didn't post it this time around, bish.
I know he didn't, Bishy McBish. But those are his favorite pics so now he can post em both at once, :P
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on November 28, 2005, 06:21:59 PM
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Pretty damn funny. Too bad it isn't one of the Landeta 'soul stare fatality move' pictures. He actually looks like he's smiling in this shot.
Wouldn't you if you were there?
Landetta's leg should be nice and fresh.
I'm expecting him to punt his age. :P
Quote from: Larry on November 29, 2005, 11:14:46 AM
Landetta's leg should be nice and fresh.
as long as he's kept up with his osteoporosis medications
Can you get that from BALCO?
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on November 29, 2005, 12:00:00 PM
Can you get that from BALCO?
What, osteoporosis meds or Sean Landetta suppositories?