I'll bet it would make a great Christmas present. (http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=119)
Is she the shick from 'The Divorced Man's Screensaver?" (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=15859.0)
Oh, and to answer your question, I'll bet the Taiwanese black market could come up with a few on short notice.
At first I was imagining all the shtein I could do to her in bed. Then I started thinking about what I could do to myself if I were that flexible. Then I had to go to the bathroom.
Now imagine all the things she can do to herself in the bathroom.
Sarge, that just gave me a good laugh. Cut it out or you might be confused with someone with a sense of humor.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 15, 2005, 07:38:36 PM
Now imagine all the things she can do to herself in the bathroom.
I bet she wipes with her feet.
Wait a minute. That was a set up for some sort of lesbo cheerleader related comment wasn't it?
No, it was set up for an autolingus comment.
I wonder if she's ever tried to put some tp in her mouth and wipe her ass. I bet she did but accidently (and unknowingly) got a little smudge on her nose and walked around all day wondering where that smell was coming from. If I saw her I'd be a total meatcicle and tell her I loved her perfume and continue on my way.
Now that's what a lap dance should be.
thats some crazy shtein right ther. kinda hot. she'd be a great lay. imagine the angles she could get into.