Figured everyone could use some eye candy today.
From "Lost in Translation", "The Perfect Score" and "The Island"....Scarlett Johansson
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Not as work safe (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/scarlettjohansson118.jpg)
Bad face pic, but here are your nipples (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/scarlettjohansson.jpg)
Lost in Translation butt shots (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/SamiB/scarlett-johansson-10.jpg)
Thanks for the dirty links, SmutGirl.
Have you guys almost clicked on those links even though you're at work? I'm often tempted because I'm sleazy.
Awesome choice. Sooooo hot.
Is it just me or would she be a little hotter if she was about 5 years younger?
She's 21 years old, you pedophile.
So, you agree!
Sometimes I love her. And sometimes I'm meh about her. But I'm always a fan of those big old funbags.
Nice choice. She's amazingly hot. Natural beauty too.
She has really nice boobs. Not too big and not too small. Awesome!!
Nice lips too.
farging hot for sure
Edited with requested Butt shots from Lost in Translation.
Quote from: WEST is GOD on November 15, 2005, 06:04:40 PM
Nice lips too.
EXTREMELY nice lips. I don't know what I was tlaking about with my 'sometimes I'm meh' comment. She's hot, she just makes stupid faces sometimes.
sex. with her. would be fun.
She reminds me of that little Dakota whore.
Quote from: hbionic on November 15, 2005, 06:15:24 PM
She reminds me of that little Dakota whore.
I know you operate on volume, rather than quality, but every now and then I find myself laughing.
Quote from: hbionic on November 15, 2005, 05:47:16 PM
Is it just me or would she be a little hotter if she was about 5 years younger?
Check out Ghost World. It came out in 2000.
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pretty good flick. Not sure if i can consider her "hot" back then, but she's a good choice now.
Ghost World is an excellent movie. I recommend it to everyone.
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She looks like she likes a 2 m. And I applaud her for that.
She's not a bad actress for a young girl either. She was very good in Lost in Translation which was one of my favorite movies.
very good choice.
She told Tom Cruise to farg off when he tried to recruit her to Scientology. This, plus her mouth and funbags, adds up to five Eagle heads.
Somehow I missed this thread when it was posted. I was going to suggest her to PG, but I knew she doesn'ttake request, so we must have some sort of cosmic connection.
PG -- Can you guess what I'm thinking now?
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 15, 2005, 05:31:50 PM
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I
really like that pic. And I loved her in Lost in Translation.
hawty.
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Yeah.... she can get it.
Quote from: hbionic on November 15, 2005, 06:42:55 PM
Ghost World is an excellent movie. I recommend it to everyone.
I completely disagree. I thought this was a pretentious, pointless, POS.
Also, I think I am the only guy in the world who thinks Ms. Johanson is totally average. Maybe it's becuase I live in LA, aund there are a thousand hot girls, and a thousand who look just like her, but I think she is nothing special. Or maybe it's because I don't really like skinny white girls.
I also saw her in real life once. Just thought I'd throw that in on the randomn.
Since we haven't had a new one in a while (not blaming anyone), I thought we could use some happy memories.
She should have gotten naked in "The Island," dammit!
Quote from: EagleFeva on November 21, 2005, 11:46:35 AM
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Yeah.... she can get it.
MOOD SWINGS.... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Nice rack for a skinny white chick.
Giant panties though.
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OMG they are huge :o :drool :drool :drool :drool
She's also on the record as being anti-monogamy.
He did the same thing to Teri Hatcher, even though she got on the anerexic train and isn't as hot as she used to be before not being as hot as she used to be (teri in prime > teri last year> teri now...mmkay?)
i would suck on them all night, thats it.
burn MDS.
well done image post, oh loyal board moderator
Yeah I would happily suffocate on those things.
I'd do everything I could to make sure she never had the pleasure of walking straight again.
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 18, 2006, 07:04:25 AM
I'd do everything I could to make sure she never had the pleasure of walking straight again.
Uh...vaginal or broke back style?
Her boyfriend is quite delicious.....
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Quote from: PhillyGirl on January 18, 2006, 02:26:47 PM
Her boyfriend is quite delicious.....
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i can't stand that guy. She can definitely do than that.
Quote from: hbionic on January 18, 2006, 01:22:17 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 18, 2006, 07:04:25 AM
I'd do everything I could to make sure she never had the pleasure of walking straight again.
Uh...vaginal or broke back style?
I gotta say Chuggie, that's a scary question coming from you.
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 18, 2006, 03:26:32 PM
Quote from: hbionic on January 18, 2006, 01:22:17 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on January 18, 2006, 07:04:25 AM
I'd do everything I could to make sure she never had the pleasure of walking straight again.
Uh...vaginal or broke back style?
I gotta say Chuggie, that's a scary question coming from you.
Not really. It's how he screens and eliminates all the straights. Broke back style and Feva gets a passing grade. Anything else and Chuggie votes him off the guysland.
id eat her hood chedder
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IGY has a thing for skinny white chicks.
What's next? He's going to start watching Friends?
she looks like Gozer from Ghostbusters in that pic
Are you the gatekeeper?
Are you a god?
"There does seem to be a mistaken belief out there that I am sexually available somehow -- which is not to say that I'm not open-minded about sex," she continues. "Yet I wouldn't say I'm a serial monogamist, either.
"I do think on some basic level we are animals, and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly," she says. "But as much as I believe that, I work really hard when I'm in a relationship to make it work in a monogamous way."
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That quote is infuriating and unsexy, but the pictures make up for it.
Hit.
That quote is infuriating and unsexy
why....shes saying no matter how hard i try im still a whore and if given the chance i will farg you
Exactly. I find nothing unsexy about that quote. Also I stopped reading it as soon as I noticed that there were pictures.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 01, 2006, 10:33:45 AM
That quote is infuriating and unsexy
why....shes saying no matter how hard i try im still a whore and if given the chance i will farg you
Wrong. She's saying she is not as big of a whore as we'd like to think.
no
she cant not be a whore...which makes her a bigger whore than anyone
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2006, 10:43:57 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 01, 2006, 10:33:45 AM
That quote is infuriating and unsexy
why....shes saying no matter how hard i try im still a whore and if given the chance i will farg you
Wrong. She's saying she is not as big of a whore as we'd like to think.
Wrong. She's saying that when in a relationship she will try to resist the urge to suckle on unfamiliar man parts. But probably won't. Because she's a big time cock jockey.
I repeat... HIT!
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My keyboard is sticky.
yes yes yes yes yes yesy ysysyyed dc.cm/....mess pants
Anyone who bangs Benicio Del Toro in an elevator is a whore.
I love it.
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Yes please.