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Eagles => Eagles Talk => Topic started by: cowboys22 on November 14, 2005, 02:38:23 PM

Poll
Question: How many rushing attemtps will the Eagles have
Option 1: 1-10(they never get a chance to run bc the Cowboys dominate them) votes: 2
Option 2: 11-15 (they try to run but only avg less than 2 yds/run votes: 3
Option 3: 16+ (who are you kidding?) votes: 11
Title: Rushes
Post by: cowboys22 on November 14, 2005, 02:38:23 PM
If you voted for more than 10 rushes you're fooling yourself.  The Beagles suck and will be left for dead tonight on their own field...with the fans booing of course bc they realize it will be at least one more year until they win something that matters.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: Wingspan on November 14, 2005, 02:39:37 PM
do you eat your own turds like my dog does?
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: SunMo on November 14, 2005, 02:40:40 PM
you know, we do appreciate clever trash talk around here.  unfortunately, you don't have the mental capacity for that.

what I want to know is, were you able to get off from Wal-Mart tonight to watch the game, or are you just going to hang around electronics all night in hopes you can catch a glimpse.  besides, nobody really buys lampshades on a Monday night, right?
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: rjs246 on November 14, 2005, 02:40:42 PM
They'll rush 16+ times. They have to now that TO is gone. Thank farging christ.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: Diomedes on November 14, 2005, 02:43:23 PM
Sure, more than 16 attempts.  I'd be surprised as hell if they topped 20 attempts though (excluding un-scripted QB scrambles).
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 14, 2005, 02:48:15 PM
Quote from: cowboys22 on November 14, 2005, 02:38:23 PM
If you voted for more than 10 rushes you're fooling yourself.  The Beagles suck and will be left for dead tonight on their own field...with the fans booing of course bc they realize it will be at least one more year until they win something that matters.

I prefer "Fecals" to "Beagles", if you're into trash-talking.  Beagles are actually fairly cool dogs.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: rjs246 on November 14, 2005, 02:52:23 PM
The whole, Cowgirls, Fecals, Meshawn, Gnats, McHeart-throb, ELIsha, Deadskins, renaming something to make it mildly insulting in a third grade kind of way is so farging retarded that it makes me want to stab you all. Cowboys and Eagles fans alike. It's retarded, shows an utter lack of originality and the fact that it passes as humor is unbelieveable. Kill yourselves.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 14, 2005, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 14, 2005, 02:52:23 PM
The whole, Cowgirls, Fecals, Meshawn, Gnats, McHeart-throb, ELIsha, Deadskins, renaming something to make it mildly insulting in a third grade kind of way is so farging retarded that it makes me want to stab you all. Cowboys and Eagles fans alike. It's retarded, shows an utter lack of originality and the fact that it passes as humor is unbelieveable. Kill yourselves.

I smell a new confession on grouphug.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: LBIggle on November 14, 2005, 02:54:06 PM
good to see the extent of your football knowledge is that the eagles haven't rushed the ball alot this year.

too bad this isn't a new development.  reids never rushed the ball alot. while doing this we've dominated your team just fine.  it will continue tonight.. enjoy the show.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: rjs246 on November 14, 2005, 02:55:40 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 14, 2005, 02:53:53 PM
I smell a new confession on grouphug.

Nah, that's just astroglide and pretzels. The odors are similar so I can understand the confusion.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 14, 2005, 02:59:48 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 14, 2005, 02:52:23 PM
The whole, Cowgirls, Fecals, Meshawn, Gnats, McHeart-throb, ELIsha, Deadskins, renaming something to make it mildly insulting in a third grade kind of way is so farging retarded that it makes me want to stab you all. Cowboys and Eagles fans alike. It's retarded, shows an utter lack of originality and the fact that it passes as humor is unbelieveable. Kill yourselves.

Shut yer pie hole pms24/7.  :P
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: Dillen on November 14, 2005, 03:02:13 PM
Quote from: cowboys22 on November 14, 2005, 02:38:23 PM
If you voted for more than 10 rushes you're fooling yourself.  The Beagles suck and will be left for dead tonight on their own field...with the fans booing of course bc they realize it will be at least one more year until they win something that matters.
Honestly, you think the term "Beagles" is insulting? The Cowlittlemen suck. Take that, bitch.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 14, 2005, 03:56:13 PM
Is today a school holiday?
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: Tomahawk on November 14, 2005, 03:59:34 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 14, 2005, 03:56:13 PM
Is today a school holiday?

Why? Did you get stopped for playing hooky?
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 14, 2005, 04:03:01 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 14, 2005, 03:59:34 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 14, 2005, 03:56:13 PM
Is today a school holiday?

Why? Did you get stopped for playing hooky?

lol. Die.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: stillupfront on November 14, 2005, 04:18:07 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 14, 2005, 03:59:34 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 14, 2005, 03:56:13 PM
Is today a school holiday?

Why? Did you get stopped for playing hooky?

RJS will be whippin up a batch imagining PG in a school girl outfit.


HB will whip up a batch imagining RJS whippin up a batch
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: hbionic on November 14, 2005, 06:03:29 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on November 14, 2005, 04:18:07 PMHB will whip up a batch imagining RJS whippin up a batch

...but as soon as I realize rjs is whipping up a batch imagining PG in a school girl outfit, I'll just cut my nuts off.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: hbionic on November 14, 2005, 06:05:13 PM
Rushes? We don't have no rushes! We ain't got no rushes! We don't need no stiking rushes!

*Please note that my humor is based on the philosophy of quantity over quality. Thank you.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: Larry on November 14, 2005, 06:08:25 PM
(http://boards.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/av-383.jpg)
I think Reno could help on third downs. I'd actually like to see him in there as a pass catcher. Could be kind of a swing/fifth WR type of player.

Mahe 200 total yards tonight....Book it.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: rjs246 on November 14, 2005, 06:32:11 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on November 14, 2005, 04:18:07 PM
RJS will be whippin up a batch imagining PG in a school girl outfit.


HB will whip up a batch imagining RJS whippin up a batch

This post made me laugh up quite a bit of vomit.
Title: Re: Rushes
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 14, 2005, 07:19:48 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 14, 2005, 02:48:15 PM
Quote from: cowboys22 on November 14, 2005, 02:38:23 PM
If you voted for more than 10 rushes you're fooling yourself.  The Beagles suck and will be left for dead tonight on their own field...with the fans booing of course bc they realize it will be at least one more year until they win something that matters.

I prefer "Fecals" to "Beagles", if you're into trash-talking.  Beagles are actually fairly cool dogs.

(http://www.ilovehou.com/twonicknames/gifsite/1/flash/joecool2.jpg)