There are a couple of imaginary CF personalities that I would like to see fight to the death.
IGY vs. PG (I feel liker her face and neck are going to explode every time IGY posts)
Dio vs. StillUpFront (they could politicize each other to death)
FF vs. Rome (because I get the feeling that they would actually get along in real life and that's gay)
Mussa vs. His Keyboard/The English Language (I mean, seriously)
GF vs. Anybody Else Trying to be Funny (That's his domain and he'll defend it tooth and nail)
Any others you'd like to see?
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 02:54:02 PMAny others you'd like to see?
You and your four drunk jerk friends against Andy Reid comes to mind.
I'd also kind of like to see the lovebirds fight each other... something tells me a certain someone is a bit whipped by a certain someone else.
I'm talking about Tomohawk and Hbionic of course.
me vs. Dio, he hates me.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 11, 2005, 02:55:47 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 02:54:02 PMAny others you'd like to see?
You and your four drunk jerk friends against Andy Reid comes to mind.
That would rule. A forceful overthrow of the playcalling duties. Word.
i would like to see this match
rjs246(Eagles Talk edition) vs rjs246(General edition)
Demon v. MURP- Two of our bigger posters on this board.
Fansince '61 v. Fansince '64- Settle it once and for all
NB v. Dio- Just because its been waiting to happen.
Sarge v. Heterosexuality- Throw away match. Even Sage knows he can't win.
henchmanuk v. bobbyinlondon- Winner buys us all Newcastles
PG v. LA- TKO due to smog inhilation & drowning...and no leaves.
PG's Legs v. Lady BIC- Razors lose in a tough battle
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 02:54:02 PM
Any others you'd like to see?
rjs246 vs. phattymatty -- Make it happen.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 03:38:09 PM
rjs246 vs. phattymatty -- Make it happen.
What on Earth are you talking about? I've never seen this man before in my life.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 03:38:09 PM
rjs246 vs. phattymatty -- Make it happen.
What on Earth are you talking about? I've never seen this man before in my life.
He did mention something about blindfolding you before the "deed" was done.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 03:40:32 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 03:38:09 PM
rjs246 vs. phattymatty -- Make it happen.
What on Earth are you talking about? I've never seen this man before in my life.
He did mention something about blindfolding you before the "deed" was done.
Ok. Now I'm genuinely confused.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 03:40:32 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 03:38:09 PM
rjs246 vs. phattymatty -- Make it happen.
What on Earth are you talking about? I've never seen this man before in my life.
He did mention something about blindfolding you before the "deed" was done.
Ok. Now I'm genuinely confused.
He mentioned something about that, too.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 03:45:14 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 03:40:32 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 03:38:09 PM
rjs246 vs. phattymatty -- Make it happen.
What on Earth are you talking about? I've never seen this man before in my life.
He did mention something about blindfolding you before the "deed" was done.
He mentioned something about that, too.
Ok. Now I'm genuinely confused.
Did he also mention that you are really awesome at quoting?
Football Talk RJS vs. General RJS could be interesting.
Lots gasoline and dog poo.
I am in. Just name the time and place you pinko commie cork sucker.
Quote from: stillupfront on November 11, 2005, 03:48:12 PM
I am in. Just name the time and place you pinko commie cork sucker.
:-D Internet tough guy!
That's right!! I am an internet animal. I wants duke it out. Anytime you are ready.
You guys are the wost manneans.
I'd like to fight all of you at the same time. Jerks.
I'm sensing a CF Fight Club forming. Oops, not supposed to talk about that stuff.
I'll fight Koy for his malt liquor.
Quote from: hbionic on November 11, 2005, 04:14:25 PM
You guys are the wost manneans.
No, we HAVE the wost manneans. I think.
I think you mean you mannean the worst.
Lad vs. Ed. That would be some serious internet shtein right there.
Edit: Avenger vs. Monster vs. TOisGod vs. WestisGod et al.
Since its a cage match, I'm assuming weapons are allowed, right?
What would be everyone's weapon of choice?
I'm guess it would go a little like this:
rjs- Molotov Cocktail,
Big Brother- Two 20 sided die,
NB- A Bible,
Sarge- One Super-X-tra Large, uncircumsized, double donkey dildo w/balls,
MDS- His Herpes,
PG- Her sarcasm,
Zanshin- His Zen,
Satoshi- The Bird Flu,
Joel- The Constitution,
Stillupfront- A bull dyke,
Susquehanna- A keyboard
MURP- An Iron Fist :paranoid
Demon- A Giant Tongue
Phantic- A Heater,
T-Hawk- His Mangina,
Don Ho- A Gun (You thought Lai),
FFatPatt-A New farging Nickname,
Fansince'64- A Library Card,
Dio- His Patriotism,
Just to name a few of you clowns...fill in the rest....
I demand that I get to use my regular weapon.
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Quote from: hbionic on November 11, 2005, 03:26:14 PM
Sarge v. Heterosexuality- Throw away match. Even Sage knows he can't win.
You're right. I can't win that one. Heterosexuality rules me. Thanks for clearing that up for everyone.
NGM-His random trolling posts...and Dio's muffin ass.
Larry- Cable
Mussa-Actual logic
IGY- Ebonics
WestisGod- Howard Eskin
MURP- Josh Parryesque blocking ability*
GF- Peter Panish resistance to growing up and cartoon allusions
MDS- yamaka
Quote from: hbionic on November 11, 2005, 09:11:27 PM
Since its a cage match, I'm assuming weapons are allowed, right?
What would be everyone's weapon of choice?
I'm guess it would go a little like this:
rjs- Molotov Cocktail,
Big Brother- Two 20 sided die,
NB- A Bible,
Sarge- One Super-X-tra Large, uncircumsized, double donkey dildo w/balls,
MDS- His Herpes,
PG- Her sarcasm,
Zanshin- His Zen,
Satoshi- The Bird Flu,
Joel- The Constitution,
Stillupfront- A bull dyke,
Susquehanna- A keyboard
MURP- An Iron Fist :paranoid
Demon- A Giant Tongue
Phantic- A Heater,
T-Hawk- His Mangina,
Don Ho- A Gun (You thought Lai),
FFatPatt-A New farging Nickname,
Fansince'64- A Library Card,
Dio- His Patriotism,
Just to name a few of you clowns...fill in the rest....
I need nothin to pimp slap that commie bastich.
im smarter teh u think...i would have a cinderblock...and i would have to fight yeti for his wife.
Quote from: hbionic on November 11, 2005, 09:11:27 PM
FFatPatt-A New farging Nickname
I won't need one for a while. Mike Patterson will re-prove tonight just how much of a stud he is.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 14, 2005, 01:32:31 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 11, 2005, 09:11:27 PM
FFatPatt-A New farging Nickname
I won't need one for a while. Mike Patterson will re-prove tonight just how much of a stud he is.
doesnt make the handle any less stupid
The fact that you think it's stupid instills confidence in me that the exact opposite is actually true.
good point
d'oh!
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 14, 2005, 02:05:57 PM
The fact that you think it's stupid instills confidence in me that the exact opposite is actually true.
I think its sweet! :yay
Quote from: hbionic on November 14, 2005, 02:06:41 PM
I think its sweet! :yay
Great... maybe I should change it after all.
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