im drunk...discuss... :bow
It's fun when you post when drunk. I remember I went to a bar and got rejected by a few chicks and posted the whole thing.......it was pretty sad......but I immediately deleted everything...and nobody found out. :paranoid
Also, you think you're funnier when you're drunk....so post away! ;)
Quote from: mussa on November 11, 2005, 01:19:39 AM
im drunk...discuss... :bow
What are you drinking? I downed a 4 pack of Guinness cans earlier :drool
I think people who brag about being drunk need to seriously look into counseling. Or growing some pubes.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on November 11, 2005, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: mussa on November 11, 2005, 01:19:39 AM
im drunk...discuss... :bow
What are you drinking? I downed a 4 pack of Guinness cans earlier :drool
That's an expensive night of drinking. I love Guinness, but rarely drink that much of it in a night.
Quote from: hbionic on November 11, 2005, 01:22:10 AM
It's fun when you post when drunk. I remember I went to a bar and got rejected by a few chicks and posted the whole thing.......it was pretty sad......but I immediately deleted everything...and nobody found out. :paranoid
i have the screenshot that somewhere.....
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 08:35:50 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on November 11, 2005, 02:36:08 AM
What are you drinking? I downed a 4 pack of Guinness cans earlier
That's an expensive night of drinking. I love Guinness, but rarely drink that much of it in a night.
On the fourth of July in 2000 four of my buddies, my ladyfriend and I sat at an Irish bar in DC for 6 hours drinking before the fireworks. When we got our tab there were 96 pints of Guinness listed (and a couple of Heineken's for the ladyfriend).
One of my friends still has the receipt.
Jesus Christ, man, you have to take out a loan to pay that tab?
They let you make installments?
We had lunch AND dinner there too. I'm good at spending money on my own momentary happiness.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 09:19:42 AMOn the fourth of July in 2000 four of my buddies, my ladyfriend and I sat at an Irish bar in DC for 6 hours drinking before the fireworks. When we got our tab there were 96 pints of Guinness listed (and a couple of Heineken's for the ladyfriend).
That works out to 19.2 (96/5) pints per Jerk. Or 3.2 (19.2/6) pints per Jerk hour. I'm not gonna call you a liar, but that's pretty hard to believe.
oh man...
Quote from: Diomedes on November 11, 2005, 09:42:21 AM
That works out to 19.2 (96/5) pints per Jerk. Or 3.2 (19.2/6) pints per Jerk hour. I'm not gonna call you a liar, but that's pretty hard to believe.
I actually agree with you, and will readily admit that there is no way I could pull that kind of shtein right now, but this was 2 months after I graduated from college and was far and away the peakest of my drinking peak. Three weeks earlier two buddies and I finished a quarter barrel by ourselves while I was moving my shtein out of our house in state college. (Which I believe came out to 24 or 26 beers a piece.) And 3 weeks before that I had finished a 750ml bottle of jack by myself in about 3 hours because none of my ladyfriends would get drunk at beach week and I wanted to show them how much more fun they would be if they were drunk.
The fact that my 175 lb body used to be able to do these things sickens and excites me.
Guiness has the same alcohol percentage as a Coors Light That helps being able to pound em.
3 pints of guiness an hour is more than doable.
christ i have had nights of 10+ irish carbombs.
Quote from: MURP on November 11, 2005, 09:55:51 AM
Guiness has the same alcohol percentage as a Coors Light That helps being able to pound em.
And it isn't carbonated. Which makes chugging much easier. Oh yeah, and it has less calories than skim milk. I eat it in my wheaties.
heh...childs play...i can drinka case of beer my myself. Hoydas. :-D
Quote from: mussa on November 11, 2005, 10:08:23 AM
heh...childs play...i can drinka case of beer my myself. Hoydas.
So this is kind of off topic, but you're mildly retarded, right?
right now yes
mussa's still drunk.
Quote from: MURP on November 11, 2005, 09:55:51 AM
Guiness has the same alcohol percentage as a Coors Light.
you may want to refrain from mentioning that you know anything about Coors Lite.
dude, i bring PBR to tailgates. There is no beer too low for me. Steel Reserve!!!
Quote from: MURP on November 11, 2005, 09:55:51 AM
Guiness has the same alcohol percentage as a Coors Light That helps being able to pound em.
Oh, I have no problem pounding them, but if I want to get drunk, I usually go another route... or drop some Bailey's and Jamison in and have myself an Irish Car Bomb... possibly the best drink ever.
Guinness is made to enjoy.
Quote from: MURP on November 11, 2005, 10:45:14 AM
dude, i bring PBR to tailgates. There is no beer too low for me. Steel Reserve!!!
Steel Reserve is brutal (brutally delicious, that is). Have you tried Camo?
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 11, 2005, 10:45:15 AMGuinness is made to enjoy.
a pint of guinness should only ever take three drinks to finish, ask anyone from ireland.
oh yes, Car Bombs are a favorite of mine. What a great drink.
Lad..... I have tried Camo....................... and Hurricane. ha. my stomach is still plotting revenge.
The car bomb thing is cute, but it's a terrible thing to do to a perfectly good Guinness.
A friend of mine likes to tell the story of my later brother-in-law, and their visit to a pub in Ireland. They were there for a little while having a good time, when the bartender stopped everything and made an announcement to the entire pub that my BIL was just starting his 20th pint.
One of my buddies from the Fourth of July story studied for a semester in Galway, Ireland and worked at a pub there. It's a horseracing pub and for decades the only pictures on the walls were of famous thoroughbreds from the area. He is a superlush like myself and would expound on how much he could drink. Needless to say he was challenged by one of the bartenders to drink 12 pints in an hour and keep it down. He finished 13 and a shot of rye. Now his picture is on the wall there.
This same kid once had an 80-pound cabinet TV dropped on his head from the second story of his frat. When he got to the hospital the nurse told him that she couldn't believe he was alive or that he could carry on a conversation with her. Not because she was shocked that he had survived the accident but because his BAC was .36. The doctor actually told him that the reason he survived was because he was so drunk that his body was incapable of tensing up when the TV impacted. He just turned to jelly.
Also, this kid got a 1510 on his SATs without his calculator. He didn't realize you were allowed to use them so he ONLY got a 710 on the math section. 800 verbal.
Clearly, he's not human.
Clearly, you have much man-love for this friend/idol/hero.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 11, 2005, 12:07:25 PM
Clearly, you have much man-love for this friend/idol/hero.
Clearly. What can I say, I don't often run in to people who are both smarter than me and are able to outdrink me. It's a rare combination and worthy of praise... or at least worthy of telling stories about on a message board when you don't want to think about how awful your favorite football team is.
I would be inclined to worship such a person myself. If I didn't hate him for being everything I wish I was, but am not.
Quote from: Diomedes on November 11, 2005, 12:17:28 PM
I would be inclined to worship such a person myself. If I didn't hate him for being everything I wish I was, but am not.
It is mildly furstrating having a close friend who is better at both things I hold most dear. On the other hand he has the social graces of a lobotomized donkey, so at least there's that.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 11, 2005, 12:00:05 PMThe doctor actually told him that the reason he survived was because he was so drunk that his body was incapable of tensing up when the TV impacted. He just turned to jelly.
So...tensing up is bad when suffering trauma? So, if I ever get kicked in the nuts...just lay out and stretch? Kind of hard to do.
But I heard something similar when you get in an auto accident, you get more injured because you usually brace yourself which creates a smaller area of yourself. Is there a doctor in the house?
(http://www.allhatnocattle.net/drunk%20feel.jpg)
Murp, that gave me a severe headache.
I'm sober and that pic is freaking me out. Makes me want to get loaded just to see what it looks like.