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Title: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 10, 2005, 03:00:57 PM
Bring 'em.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: rjs246 on November 10, 2005, 03:04:03 PM
farging hate Dallas.
Hate their bandwagoning fans.
Napalm Texas. Jerks.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 10, 2005, 03:06:04 PM
Texas Stadium
Hasn't been imploded yet?
It's such a shteinhole.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Father Demon on November 10, 2005, 03:09:30 PM
81 is out
But it really matters none.
Birds 30, boys 10.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: rjs246 on November 10, 2005, 03:11:29 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 10, 2005, 03:09:30 PM
81 is out
But it really matters none.
Birds 30, boys 10.

You could have made that rhyme...

Gone is 81
But it really matters none.
Birds 30, Boys 1.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Wingspan on November 10, 2005, 03:13:45 PM
eat shtein dallas fans
eat a big shtein dallas fans
eat shtein dallas fans
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Father Demon on November 10, 2005, 03:21:03 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on November 10, 2005, 03:13:45 PM
eat shtein dallas fans
eat a big shtein dallas fans
eat shtein dallas fans

Sometimes the most beautiful things in the world are the simplest.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Rome on November 10, 2005, 03:31:56 PM
Dallas Fans Are A Bunch Of Hoydas
Of That There Is No Doubt
Five Seven Five This Motherfarger

;D
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 10, 2005, 03:38:10 PM
Dallas eats goat turds
Juicy piles of steaming dung
They drink liquid poop
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 10, 2005, 04:00:17 PM
I live in Waco
Loser Cowboy fans all up
in each others crack

Crackheads galore make
up the fanbase of so called
Americas team

I hate Cowboys fans
cuz they are the biggest bunch
of sallies on earth
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 10, 2005, 05:52:11 PM
J. Jones back on field
Will wish he waited longer
Dawk breaks his kneecaps
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 12, 2005, 02:27:20 PM
Cowboys fans now boast
For one lone win in four games
Soon it will be five

Eagles had off night
Earlier in the season
Monday is diff'rent

McNabb's smile is back
An Owensesque weight is gone
Throw Touchdowns to Brown
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: MDS on November 12, 2005, 03:28:32 PM
parcells and jerah,
they are the two biggest Romes
evar. Dallas Sucks.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: fansince61 on November 12, 2005, 04:20:56 PM
Pukes comin to Philly
Division win day be needin
But when they leave
dere aholes be bleedin
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: phattymatty on November 12, 2005, 04:33:22 PM
i got drunk last night
standard friday night shiznit
oh, dallas sucks cock
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: phattymatty on December 20, 2006, 09:51:14 AM
haikus are just poems
that don't make much sense at all
potato toothbrush
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2006, 10:05:27 AM
Dawkins hits Owens
Eighty one is motionless
Standing ovation
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: ice grillin you on December 20, 2006, 10:37:56 AM
fag at quarterback
paid girlfriend on my arm piece
give me kiss TO
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Quasimoto on December 20, 2006, 10:42:56 AM
garcia throws pass
caught for a touchdown by brown
yells at owens "haaaaaaaaaay"
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Zanshin on December 20, 2006, 10:50:31 AM
Just farg Dallas hard
Seriously, farg Dallas
farg them like a bitch
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Feva on December 20, 2006, 12:41:29 PM
Yup, farg Dallas
Shutting these iceholes out makes
my Merry Christmas.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Yeti on December 20, 2006, 02:46:38 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 20, 2006, 09:51:14 AM
haikus are just poems
that don't make much sense at all
potato toothbrush
:-D

Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
birds win division.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 03:01:02 PM
Dallas sucks balls
Tony Romo, kiss my ass
Rings past tense
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Rome on December 20, 2006, 03:34:17 PM
T.O., Kill Yourself
And Do It On Christmas Night
Feliz Navidad
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: RezRob on December 20, 2006, 04:06:36 PM
      B-West Probowl snub
Runs to daylight past Farg-heads
      Iggles fans get chubs
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 20, 2006, 08:44:36 PM
Another Birds Win
May Cause Parcell Attack
TO takes more pills
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 20, 2006, 09:01:20 PM
Dallas sucks! Dallas
sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Dallas sucks! A lot. 
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 20, 2006, 09:01:54 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 20, 2006, 03:34:17 PM
T.O., Kill Yourself
And Do It On Christmas Night
Feliz Navidad

:cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Taxt on December 20, 2006, 09:40:17 PM
Cowboys locker room
TO wants the penises
Smacked on his face
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Diomedes on December 20, 2006, 09:45:50 PM
write a sonnet and
for a month i'll change my sig:
Dio is <your> bitch
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 10:02:34 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on December 20, 2006, 09:45:50 PM
write a sonnet and
for a month i'll change my sig:
Dio is <your> bitch
Dallas, oh Dallas
How I hate thee
You getting your ass kicked
Would give me such glee

Romo's a douche
And the rest of you blow
Do I even have to mention
The antics of T.O.?

I hope you all die
Death to your fans, how sublime
I'd kill you myself
But you're not worth jail time

I piss on your trophy shelf
You can go farg yourself
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Diomedes on December 20, 2006, 10:07:32 PM
Ha ha!


farging close enough.  What shall it be??


I am BlueHeart's bitch?  Or something else?
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 10:09:34 PM
I know, I lost my rhythm at the end.... **shrug**

"Dio is Blue's bitch" will suffice.

:=)
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Diomedes on December 20, 2006, 10:10:49 PM
Alright.  It's December 20th.  From now until the end of January 20th, 2007, it'll be that.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 10:11:59 PM
No, yours is better. Snuck it in there while I was replying. LOL
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 20, 2006, 10:18:46 PM
Dang.  I was just too late.

What the heck, here it is anyway:

On this Christmas eve the fans will rejoice
Gather in worship of the NFL
We will cheer out with one collective voice
Telling Terrell Owens to go to hell

On the eve of that blessed, holy day
We will cheer on the Eagles, green and white
And pray that they will somehow find a way
To beat the Dallas Cowboys Christmas night

Will Garcia's limp throws find their mark?
Will Westrbook's fragile body last again?
Causing Bill Parcell's heart to jump the shark
Would not give this fan cause to complain.

Can Mornhinweg call a few runs up the gut
And rely less upon the forward pass
Because that put our offense in a rut
And that was such a huge pain in the ass!

We hope the Eagles show heart in this game
And TO' death would not cause too much shame
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Diomedes on December 20, 2006, 10:20:17 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 10:11:59 PM
No, yours is better. Snuck it in there while I was replying. LOL

Made the correction, sir.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Diomedes on December 20, 2006, 10:22:15 PM
Leave it to the teacher to do it proper.  As a bonus, I'll offer Geo a claim on January 20th thru February 20th.

Then it's back to all satan, all the time.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 10:25:45 PM
Good stuff, Geo.  :yay

Damn... sonnets have the
rhyme1
rhyme2
rhyme1
rhyme2

format, right?

Well, I tried. At least I remembered the 3 quatrains ending in a couplet.. or whatever the farg it's called.  :-\
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Rome on December 20, 2006, 10:40:45 PM
A traditional sonnet has 14 lines (3 quatrains & a couplet) with an a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g rhyme scheme.  Modern sonnets have 14 lines with 10 syllables each and don't necessarily rhyme.

Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 20, 2006, 10:46:48 PM
I hadn't written a sonnet since I was a junior in high school (soon that will be 20 years ago).  Mrs. French was my English teacher, and a tough old bird!

Come to think of it, I think that sonnet was about the Eagles as well.   :cfhead

I got a B on it, if my memory serves me correctly.

She must have been a damned Cowboys fan.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 10:50:41 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 20, 2006, 10:40:45 PM
A traditional sonnet has 14 lines (3 quatrains & a couplet) with an a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g rhyme scheme.  Modern sonnets have 14 lines with 10 syllables each and don't necessarily rhyme.

I'm all like hot 'n stuff right now...
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Displaced on December 20, 2006, 11:00:31 PM
Win the East Eagles


Take two from the Cowturds...good.

Win the East the East.
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: ice grillin you on December 21, 2006, 08:04:47 AM
to the east my brother to the east
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: PhilLeeD on December 21, 2006, 10:20:35 PM
Westbrook in the 1st half and even more in the 2nd.

T.O. said last, they know who should've won that game! ha!

8 games, only half a season and I'm already a Pro Bowl QB   WTF?

Pray for Karma to look kindly on the Quarterbacks thrown under the bus and our Defenders
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 21, 2006, 11:17:34 PM
Quote from: PhilLeeD on December 21, 2006, 10:20:35 PM
Westbrook in the 1st half and even more in the 2nd.

T.O. said last, they know who should've won that game! ha!

8 games, only half a season and I'm already a Pro Bowl QB   WTF?

Pray for Karma to look kindly on the Quarterbacks thrown under the bus and our Defenders

Haiku. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku)
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 22, 2006, 12:18:12 AM
:-D
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 22, 2006, 08:28:03 AM
Dallas sucks fat balls
Romo and T.O. ass sex
Parcells likes to watch
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: MDS on December 23, 2006, 12:29:36 PM
TO needs to get AIDS
Seriously, he's a douche
farg him, he should die
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 23, 2006, 01:50:12 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 21, 2006, 08:04:47 AM
to the east my brother to the east

Sissy'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Down with the X-clan IGY? Nice....
Title: Re: (farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 24, 2006, 01:51:49 PM
Wrong Thread....Farg Dallas