Bring 'em.
farging hate Dallas.
Hate their bandwagoning fans.
Napalm Texas. Jerks.
Texas Stadium
Hasn't been imploded yet?
It's such a shteinhole.
81 is out
But it really matters none.
Birds 30, boys 10.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 10, 2005, 03:09:30 PM
81 is out
But it really matters none.
Birds 30, boys 10.
You could have made that rhyme...
Gone is 81
But it really matters none.
Birds 30, Boys 1.
eat shtein dallas fans
eat a big shtein dallas fans
eat shtein dallas fans
Quote from: Wingspan on November 10, 2005, 03:13:45 PM
eat shtein dallas fans
eat a big shtein dallas fans
eat shtein dallas fans
Sometimes the most beautiful things in the world are the simplest.
Dallas Fans Are A Bunch Of Hoydas
Of That There Is No Doubt
Five Seven Five This Motherfarger
;D
Dallas eats goat turds
Juicy piles of steaming dung
They drink liquid poop
I live in Waco
Loser Cowboy fans all up
in each others crack
Crackheads galore make
up the fanbase of so called
Americas team
I hate Cowboys fans
cuz they are the biggest bunch
of sallies on earth
J. Jones back on field
Will wish he waited longer
Dawk breaks his kneecaps
Cowboys fans now boast
For one lone win in four games
Soon it will be five
Eagles had off night
Earlier in the season
Monday is diff'rent
McNabb's smile is back
An Owensesque weight is gone
Throw Touchdowns to Brown
parcells and jerah,
they are the two biggest Romes
evar. Dallas Sucks.
Pukes comin to Philly
Division win day be needin
But when they leave
dere aholes be bleedin
i got drunk last night
standard friday night shiznit
oh, dallas sucks cock
haikus are just poems
that don't make much sense at all
potato toothbrush
Dawkins hits Owens
Eighty one is motionless
Standing ovation
fag at quarterback
paid girlfriend on my arm piece
give me kiss TO
garcia throws pass
caught for a touchdown by brown
yells at owens "haaaaaaaaaay"
Just farg Dallas hard
Seriously, farg Dallas
farg them like a bitch
Yup, farg Dallas
Shutting these iceholes out makes
my Merry Christmas.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 20, 2006, 09:51:14 AM
haikus are just poems
that don't make much sense at all
potato toothbrush
:-D
Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
birds win division.
Dallas sucks balls
Tony Romo, kiss my ass
Rings past tense
T.O., Kill Yourself
And Do It On Christmas Night
Feliz Navidad
B-West Probowl snub
Runs to daylight past Farg-heads
Iggles fans get chubs
Another Birds Win
May Cause Parcell Attack
TO takes more pills
Dallas sucks! Dallas
sucks! Dallas sucks! Dallas sucks!
Dallas sucks! A lot.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 20, 2006, 03:34:17 PM
T.O., Kill Yourself
And Do It On Christmas Night
Feliz Navidad
:cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead :cfhead
Cowboys locker room
TO wants the penises
Smacked on his face
write a sonnet and
for a month i'll change my sig:
Dio is <your> bitch
Quote from: Diomedes on December 20, 2006, 09:45:50 PM
write a sonnet and
for a month i'll change my sig:
Dio is <your> bitch
Dallas, oh Dallas
How I hate thee
You getting your ass kicked
Would give me such glee
Romo's a douche
And the rest of you blow
Do I even have to mention
The antics of T.O.?
I hope you all die
Death to your fans, how sublime
I'd kill you myself
But you're not worth jail time
I piss on your trophy shelf
You can go farg yourself
Ha ha!
farging close enough. What shall it be??
I am BlueHeart's bitch? Or something else?
I know, I lost my rhythm at the end.... **shrug**
"Dio is Blue's bitch" will suffice.
:=)
Alright. It's December 20th. From now until the end of January 20th, 2007, it'll be that.
No, yours is better. Snuck it in there while I was replying. LOL
Dang. I was just too late.
What the heck, here it is anyway:
On this Christmas eve the fans will rejoice
Gather in worship of the NFL
We will cheer out with one collective voice
Telling Terrell Owens to go to hell
On the eve of that blessed, holy day
We will cheer on the Eagles, green and white
And pray that they will somehow find a way
To beat the Dallas Cowboys Christmas night
Will Garcia's limp throws find their mark?
Will Westrbook's fragile body last again?
Causing Bill Parcell's heart to jump the shark
Would not give this fan cause to complain.
Can Mornhinweg call a few runs up the gut
And rely less upon the forward pass
Because that put our offense in a rut
And that was such a huge pain in the ass!
We hope the Eagles show heart in this game
And TO' death would not cause too much shame
Quote from: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 10:11:59 PM
No, yours is better. Snuck it in there while I was replying. LOL
Made the correction, sir.
Leave it to the teacher to do it proper. As a bonus, I'll offer Geo a claim on January 20th thru February 20th.
Then it's back to all satan, all the time.
Good stuff, Geo. :yay
Damn... sonnets have the
rhyme1
rhyme2
rhyme1
rhyme2
format, right?
Well, I tried. At least I remembered the 3 quatrains ending in a couplet.. or whatever the farg it's called. :-\
A traditional sonnet has 14 lines (3 quatrains & a couplet) with an a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g rhyme scheme. Modern sonnets have 14 lines with 10 syllables each and don't necessarily rhyme.
I hadn't written a sonnet since I was a junior in high school (soon that will be 20 years ago). Mrs. French was my English teacher, and a tough old bird!
Come to think of it, I think that sonnet was about the Eagles as well. :cfhead
I got a B on it, if my memory serves me correctly.
She must have been a damned Cowboys fan.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 20, 2006, 10:40:45 PM
A traditional sonnet has 14 lines (3 quatrains & a couplet) with an a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g rhyme scheme. Modern sonnets have 14 lines with 10 syllables each and don't necessarily rhyme.
I'm all like hot 'n stuff right now...
Win the East Eagles
Take two from the Cowturds...good.
Win the East the East.
to the east my brother to the east
Westbrook in the 1st half and even more in the 2nd.
T.O. said last, they know who should've won that game! ha!
8 games, only half a season and I'm already a Pro Bowl QB WTF?
Pray for Karma to look kindly on the Quarterbacks thrown under the bus and our Defenders
Quote from: PhilLeeD on December 21, 2006, 10:20:35 PM
Westbrook in the 1st half and even more in the 2nd.
T.O. said last, they know who should've won that game! ha!
8 games, only half a season and I'm already a Pro Bowl QB WTF?
Pray for Karma to look kindly on the Quarterbacks thrown under the bus and our Defenders
Haiku. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku)
:-D
Dallas sucks fat balls
Romo and T.O. ass sex
Parcells likes to watch
TO needs to get AIDS
Seriously, he's a douche
farg him, he should die
Quote from: ice grillin you on December 21, 2006, 08:04:47 AM
to the east my brother to the east
Sissy'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Down with the X-clan IGY? Nice....
Wrong Thread....Farg Dallas