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Title: News from Tomahawk's recent European vacation
Post by: stillupfront on November 10, 2005, 10:25:21 AM
QuoteMAN CLAIMS HE WAS RAPED BY DOG
(England) - An intoxicated man who claimed he had been raped by a dog was sentenced to 12 months in jail by a judge. Tom A  Hawke, 45, of Peoria, Illinois USA was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with Hawke at the side of a road. Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hawke was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer, they saw he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind. "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Crosland. "The couple was extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hawke was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hawke told police, "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added, "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hawke, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His lawyer said Hawke has no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Title: Re: News from Tomahawk's recent European vacation
Post by: Tomahawk on November 10, 2005, 12:25:31 PM
Don't make fun of rape. I'm traumatized.
Title: Re: News from Tomahawk's recent European vacation
Post by: stillupfront on November 10, 2005, 01:47:07 PM
Alleged rape.
Title: Re: News from Tomahawk's recent European vacation
Post by: MDS on November 10, 2005, 01:48:49 PM
crackhead
Title: Re: News from Tomahawk's recent European vacation
Post by: rjs246 on November 10, 2005, 01:55:22 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on November 10, 2005, 01:47:07 PM
Alleged rape.

Secret code for 'passionate interspecies homosexual monkey love.'
Title: Re: News from Tomahawk's recent European vacation
Post by: henchmanUK on November 11, 2005, 06:27:13 AM
Quote"The dog pulled my trousers down."

:-D