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Title: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 01:41:12 PM
Where will TO be next year?

I'm hoping for the taterskins, personally.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: MDS on November 05, 2005, 01:44:15 PM
in the dirty dirty with senor mexico
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 01:50:18 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 05, 2005, 01:44:15 PM
in the dirty dirty with senor mexico

Man, that would be great. You know it wouldn't take long for him to publicly whine about Mexico's horrible passing. I don't think Mora would have TO on his team, though.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 02:14:39 PM
Mmmm. Delicious cancer.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 05, 2005, 02:19:04 PM
Jacksonville?
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 05, 2005, 02:25:00 PM
I really, really want to see him in Atlanta.  Oh, THAT would be fun.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: shorebird on November 05, 2005, 03:04:55 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 05, 2005, 02:25:00 PM
I really, really want to see him in Atlanta. Oh, THAT would be fun.

Yeah, TO with a qb who'd rather run than pass. That relationship wouldn't last as long as the one that was axed today.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: shorebird on November 05, 2005, 03:05:21 PM
Trade his ass to the Bengals.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: shorebird on November 05, 2005, 03:05:55 PM
I hope it's no team in the NFC.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: BigEd76 on November 05, 2005, 03:10:20 PM
Arizona needs another WR  :P
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: Father Demon on November 05, 2005, 03:19:02 PM
Quote from: shorebird on November 05, 2005, 03:05:55 PM
I hope it's no team in the NFC.

I'm with shore on this one.  If he's traded, I hope it's to a zesty AFC team.  I don't need to see TO on the opposing sideline twice a year like some of you monkeybutts are thinking about.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 03:28:28 PM
The number of teams that 1) would accept TO and 2) don't already have a #1 wide receiver is small.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 05, 2005, 03:32:22 PM
That's why i said Jax.  Smith is ready to retire. 

We could trade him to Buffalo for Moulds.  I'm sure Mularkey would put TO in his place.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: WEST is GOD on November 05, 2005, 06:08:25 PM
taterskins, Bucs, Titans, Dolphins, Falcons(yes, despite what Blank said), Chiefs.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:13:58 PM
Even the taterskins aren't dumb enough to bring in TO when they already have the best performing receiver in the NFL.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:15:07 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:13:58 PM
Even the taterskins aren't dumb enough to bring in TO when they already have the best performing receiver in the NFL.

That is simply not true. That organization is dumb enough to do anything. They'll have interest. Guaranteed.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:15:42 PM
By the way, how soon can we trade his malignant ass?
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:27:28 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:15:42 PM
By the way, how soon can we trade his malignant ass?

First day of the NFL calendar year 2006. Usually that's March.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: Bigskinbauer on November 05, 2005, 06:27:50 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:15:07 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:13:58 PM
Even the taterskins aren't dumb enough to bring in TO when they already have the best performing receiver in the NFL.

That is simply not true. That organization is dumb enough to do anything. They'll have interest. Guaranteed.
we said we didn't want plex because of his attitude, you are talking about d-bag extraordinaire.

Next QB eagles that is an exellent observation. 

You will get jack shtein for to, look at what the vikings got for randy and TO is randy's attitude x 10
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Bigskinbauer on November 05, 2005, 06:27:50 PM

You will get jack shtein for to, look at what the vikings got for randy and TO is randy's attitude x 10

They got a starting LB and a first round pick... I would take those for TO in a farging heartbeat.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: Bigskinbauer on November 05, 2005, 06:32:37 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Bigskinbauer on November 05, 2005, 06:27:50 PM

You will get jack shtein for to, look at what the vikings got for randy and TO is randy's attitude x 10

They got a starting LB and a first round pick... I would take those for TO in a farging heartbeat.
yeah you are probably right, i guess i was thinking about something something else.  you could most likely pull a first rounder from some sad team.  I would say baltimore but you would think they have already had enough of to
just trade outside the division, TO is still a good player
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
Owens will not be traded...

1. The trading deadline has passed this year
2. When the moratorium is lifted on trades in March, he'll be a FA because the Eagles will refuse to pay him the roster and option bonuses so he'll be a UFA.

No trade.

I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2005, 06:48:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.

If he ends up in the division I hope he ends up there simply for the fact that I'd love to see how Cowpuke fan hypocritically welcomes him to the team.  Besides, then Meshawn would finally have someone on the sidelines he can relate to.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:49:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
Owens will not be traded...

1. The trading deadline has passed this year
2. When the moratorium is lifted on trades in March, he'll be a FA because the Eagles will refuse to pay him the roster and option bonuses so he'll be a UFA.

No trade.

I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.

Hm. That eats balls. I almost hope they pay him his roster bonus just to completely farg him over and have complete control over his football destiny. It would be worth the $7+ mil...
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 05, 2005, 06:54:08 PM
They can trade him back to San Fran since they have a straight QB now.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 07:06:10 PM
Pretty sure Dallas is still upset over the star thing.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 05, 2005, 07:07:59 PM
Well according to Irvin, they are stacked with #2 WR's...they could use a #1 down there.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: MURP on November 05, 2005, 07:09:29 PM
the Soul
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: WEST is GOD on November 05, 2005, 07:10:15 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:13:58 PM
Even the taterskins aren't dumb enough to bring in TO when they already have the best performing receiver in the NFL.

They traded for Steve Smith?
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: EJ72 on November 05, 2005, 11:37:24 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2005, 06:48:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.

If he ends up in the division I hope he ends up there simply for the fact that I'd love to see how Cowpuke fan hypocritically welcomes him to the team. 

I'd fly down to Dallas, kidnap Jerry Jones and both his sons and ship them off to South America for electroshock therapy if owens ended up in Dallas.

Any team that accepted him into the fold would have to dream up a contract with every clause known to man included, and possibly a few new ones. Personally I think it would be easier to hire a top notch neurosurgeon to wire his cerebellum in such a way that he's rendered speechless every time a T.O. thought enters his head.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: Bigskinbauer on November 05, 2005, 11:46:58 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 05, 2005, 06:54:08 PM
They can trade him back to San Fran since they have a straight QB now.
nah trade him to the lions, they like to get a new WR every year and Garcia likes the man parts
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(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/don_banks/10/23/snap.judgments.week7/p1_garcia.jpg)
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: Bigskinbauer on November 05, 2005, 11:50:13 PM
Quote from: TO is GOD on November 05, 2005, 07:10:15 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:13:58 PM
Even the taterskins aren't dumb enough to bring in TO when they already have the best performing receiver in the NFL.

They traded for Steve Smith?
i too would say steve smith to this point has been slightly better than moss, they have a lot in common though
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on November 06, 2005, 03:23:36 AM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 05, 2005, 06:54:08 PM
They can trade him back to San Fran since they have a straight QB now.

Good thing they didn't draft the 'mo from Berkley
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 06, 2005, 05:07:36 AM
Quote from: EJ72 on November 05, 2005, 11:37:24 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2005, 06:48:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.

If he ends up in the division I hope he ends up there simply for the fact that I'd love to see how Cowpuke fan hypocritically welcomes him to the team. 

I'd fly down to Dallas, kidnap Jerry Jones and both his sons and ship them off to South America for electroshock therapy if owens ended up in Dallas.

Any team that accepted him into the fold would have to dream up a contract with every clause known to man included, and possibly a few new ones. Personally I think it would be easier to hire a top notch neurosurgeon to wire his cerebellum in such a way that he's rendered speechless every time a T.O. thought enters his head.

:-D

I actually want him in Atlanta.

So he'd serve a purpose in ripping Vick. The first time he is open and Vick runs TO will shtein himself.

But I doubt he goes there. Blank hates him and the OC is Knapp...the dude he berated in SF on the sidelines
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 06, 2005, 01:08:54 PM
Vick will be exposed as the zesty QB he is if TO went there. I don't think he'll go there.

I wonder, if Dallas or Washington gets TO....how exactly will those fans (and they have ALL TROLLED HERE) react?

I guess I should start going through all of the bash TO threads from both fans...get them handy.  :-D  Would love to see him react with Brunell and Bledsoe as his QBs.  :-D
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: EJ72 on November 06, 2005, 01:09:56 PM
See, what you do is you send him to anyone of these places that he would be sufficiently miserable because of another player, coach, whatever. Detroit with a former coach and Garcia, as well as being the wide receiver graveyard(Where talent goes to die). Atlanta, with Knapp and Vick there. KC where he can deride Vermeil for his crying. San Francisco, just for chuckles.

Put a clause in his contract that stipulates he can say anything he wants about a teammate or coach in private, but if it's said to the media, he's to be subjected to a series of enemas to be adminstered by Phyllis Diller, Dennis Rodman, RuPaul and Richard Simmons, with Garcia has a a special assistant.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: Father Demon on November 06, 2005, 02:34:42 PM
So nice you had to say it twice?

;)
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: EJ72 on November 06, 2005, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 06, 2005, 02:34:42 PM
So nice you had to say it twice?

;)

My connection was acting up earlier, and I hadn't even noticed it posted twice.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2005, 04:59:44 PM
From PFT:

QuoteCurrent speculation in league circles is that the Broncos will offer him a one-year, short-fuse, incentive-laden deal once he's on the market.  We continue to believe that taterskins owner Dan Snyder won't be able to resist pursuing Owens, and that coach Joe Gibbs ultimately will conclude that he can control T.O.  Still, the team privately is getting the word out that they aren't and won't be interested -- perhaps to deflect any suspicion of tampering if they make a deal with him minutes after he becomes a free agent.



Another team to consider is the Dolphins.  T.O. has a soft spot for South Florida, home of his agent, Drew Rosenhaus.  Also, Owens has been a regular on talk radio in Miami, with a weekly appearance this season on 790 AM.  The Nicktator hasn't exactly amassed a crew of choir boys in Miami, and if Saban can manage the personalities that already are in the building, he arguably can handle Owens, too.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 07, 2005, 05:08:18 PM
Tell me how all of these coaches can "handle" TO?

Please. Someone tell me.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 07, 2005, 05:11:50 PM
If it's between Denver, Washington, or Dallas, is it OK if I just laugh?
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 07, 2005, 05:12:58 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 07, 2005, 05:11:50 PM
If it's between Denver, Washington, or Dallas, is it OK if I just laugh?

How funny would it be to see the fans from those teams JUSTIFY the pickup? After all of the shtein they've spewed on this board all year.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 07, 2005, 05:14:16 PM
No coach can "handle" TO.  TO is a "super flamboyant all about me and cross me once you're dead to me kinda guy."

He won't change.  He'll be the same anywhere he goes.  He'll find something to bitch about or someone to rip on.   
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 07, 2005, 05:16:03 PM
Wow, I typed "Dallas", but I meant "Miami".  Weird.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 07, 2005, 05:16:57 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 07, 2005, 05:14:16 PM
No coach can "handle" TO.  TO is a "super flamboyant all about me and cross me once you're dead to me kinda guy."

He won't change.  He'll be the same anywhere he goes.  He'll find something to bitch about or someone to rip on.   

Which is my point...if Reid couldn't handle him and a guy like GRUDEN couldn't handle Keyshawn, tell me how GIBBS will handle TO.  :-D
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 07, 2005, 05:18:07 PM
That's easy... Gibbs is god.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: Tomahawk on November 07, 2005, 05:18:11 PM
Please be Miami. Don't they still have Boston?

I still would like for the Eagles to pay his roster bonus and bench him for the season, and continue to do so for the rest of his contract, effectively killing his career.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 07, 2005, 05:27:27 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 07, 2005, 05:18:11 PM
I still would like for the Eagles to pay his roster bonus and bench him for the season, and continue to do so for the rest of his contract, effectively killing his career.

That would be awesome, if the team had no pressing needs to address with that money.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: mikey418 on November 08, 2005, 01:03:14 PM
Jim Mora Sr said he'd disown his son if his team signs Owens (Atlanta).
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: General_Failure on November 08, 2005, 01:30:04 PM
Wow, now I want him to go to Atlanta.
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 08, 2005, 02:02:05 PM
I couldn't be rooting for Atlanta more (to get T.O.).
Title: Re: Which Team Likes Cancer?
Post by: Feva on November 08, 2005, 02:22:53 PM
Damn, I would cream myself if he went to Atlanta.  You've got no idea how everyone down here plays all high and mighty about TO and how "Arthur Blank would never have a player like that on his team".  Everyone from the suddenly arrogant fans to the local radio stations.  I would LOVE to see them backpedalling like hell about how that would now a positive for the Falcons.

Oh... and it would most definitely expose the myth of the Mike Vick experience.  :evil