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Title: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 10:45:03 AM
This gets me so fired up that I can't even explain it. I want to rape and pillage and punch and headbutt. (http://g.msn.com/0MN2ET7/2?http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9896288&&CM=EmailThis&CE=1%3Cbr%20/%3E)


QuoteBENTONVILLE, Ark. - For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: mussa on November 02, 2005, 11:07:53 AM
the bucks are coming to rape your daughters!
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 11:08:28 AM
Clearly no one else thinks that breaking a deer's neck with your bare hands is as awesome as I do. Bunch of slack jawed flags.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: fansince61 on November 02, 2005, 11:10:40 AM
Its safer to open the doors and windows and leave the house..the deer will leave ;)
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: Feva on November 02, 2005, 11:10:57 AM
I would have been much more excited if it were Joe Buck.


But who knows?  Maybe it's name was Joe.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: mussa on November 02, 2005, 11:13:47 AM
that is fargin awesome.  thats when you need a cinderblock laying around...to finish off the deer that tried to rape yur daughter/sister mother type lady friend
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: T_Section224 on November 02, 2005, 11:20:51 AM
rjs, i find it pretty exciting as well.  that's what i call sport, blood sport at that!
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: MadMarchHare on November 02, 2005, 11:21:39 AM
farg safer.  This guy didn't just strangle a deer, he broke it's neck with his forearms.  This is like Hercules killing the lion in mythology.  This is farging awesome!

Of course, something like this would only happen in Arkansas.  He probably tried to rape it first.
"Squeal like a pig!  Louder! Louder!"
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: Diomedes on November 02, 2005, 11:32:28 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 11:08:28 AM
Clearly no one else thinks that breaking a deer's neck with your bare hands is as awesome as I do.

"Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand, and I will move the world." - Archimedes

They've got long necks, nice handles on top of their heads.  In a bedroom with nowhere to run, all  you gotta do is get holda those antlers, gain a little purchase somewhere, and torque.  Dead Bambi.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 11:48:56 AM
As awesome as it is to hear about some douche killing a deer with his bare hands, I'm hard pressed to believe this yokel didn't have a gun in his house. Shooting a deer in the bedroom has to be about as easy as shooting fish in a barrell.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 11:52:48 AM
Not to let you all see too much of my redneck genes or anything, but have you ever actually shot a deer THawk? Those MFers run for a while after they get shot, and its panic run. The thing would have done way more damage if the dude had shot it. Plus, I don't know about you, but if my daughter was in the room the last thng I would do is try to shoot a wild, unhappy, and almost certainly panicky animal. Wrestling and neck-snapping is the way to go.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: Wingspan on November 02, 2005, 11:54:57 AM
the whole thing sounds awesome...from the deer charging into the house, then the dude going on jason voorhees on him. pretty sweet.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: SunMo on November 02, 2005, 11:56:16 AM
was it this guy....

(http://www.abdcards.com/ww79.jpg)
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: JTrotter Fan on November 02, 2005, 12:09:37 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 11:52:48 AM
Not to let you all see too much of my redneck genes or anything, but have you ever actually shot a deer THawk? Those MFers run for a while after they get shot, and its panic run. The thing would have done way more damage if the dude had shot it. Plus, I don't know about you, but if my daughter was in the room the last thng I would do is try to shoot a wild, unhappy, and almost certainly panicky animal. Wrestling and neck-snapping is the way to go.

That's gotta take a ton of force to snap the neck of a deer.  Damn...no wonder it took 40 minutes.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 12:16:29 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 11:52:48 AM
Not to let you all see too much of my redneck genes or anything, but have you ever actually shot a deer THawk? Those MFers run for a while after they get shot, and its panic run. The thing would have done way more damage if the dude had shot it. Plus, I don't know about you, but if my daughter was in the room the last thng I would do is try to shoot a wild, unhappy, and almost certainly panicky animal. Wrestling and neck-snapping is the way to go.

I just eat venison - hunting would be fun if I could drink, but drinking while operating a firearm has been construed as unsafe behavior.

Usually you're not 2 feet away when you try to shoot a deer. I'm sure a shotgun blast from that distance would prevent the deer from moving too terribly much afterward.

I don't think his daughter was physically present in the room.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: General_Failure on November 02, 2005, 12:20:31 PM
I wonder if he had a hunting liscence. And when does bare-handed hunting season begin, anyway?
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 12:22:58 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 12:16:29 PM

Usually you're not 2 feet away when you try to shoot a deer. I'm sure a shotgun blast from that distance would prevent the deer from moving too terribly much afterward.


You would be surprisingly wrong about that. Unless you managed to brain-shot it.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 12:24:50 PM
Surprised I am. You're right though-barehanded had to be better. Imagine the sense of accomplishment this guy must feel. If I were him, I'd walk around snapping everything I encountered.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: T_Section224 on November 02, 2005, 12:41:33 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 12:16:29 PMhunting would be fun if I could drink, but drinking while operating a firearm has been construed as unsafe behavior.
you'd be amazed at the post-hunt festivities, makes the day of sitting out in the cold all worth it.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: hbionic on November 02, 2005, 02:04:39 PM
Quote from: T_Section224 on November 02, 2005, 12:41:33 PMyou'd be amazed at the post-hunt festivities, makes the day of sitting out in the cold all worth it.

You mean drinking deer blood?
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: T_Section224 on November 02, 2005, 02:40:20 PM
well, that too, but i meant sitting around the fireplace getting smashed while the women cook dinner.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: MadMarchHare on November 02, 2005, 05:12:38 PM
How is that different from every other day?
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: T_Section224 on November 02, 2005, 05:14:06 PM
true, but you're in the woods, in another county, it's way cool.
Title: Re: Man Wrestles 5-point Buck TO DEATH
Post by: Feva on November 03, 2005, 07:11:03 AM
On a related note... man goes toe to toe with a grizzly, AND WINS! (http://www.nearlygood.com/video/salmon.html)