I hate the taterskins. There are a million reasons, but I'll vent two of them here. Feel free to add your own favorites.
1. I moved to the DC area the year they beat the Broncos in the SB. My family moved in the middle of the winter and therefore the middle of football season. I was young, raised an Eagles fan and didn't want to move to a new city where I didn't know anyone. I rooted HARD against them in the playoffs and superbowl out of spite and spite alone. They won. Hate was born.
2. Their fans. I have never ever ever encountered a more delusional group of people in my life. Living down there was actually fun the past few years because I knew that twice a year I would get to laugh my ass off at the DTC-like jackasses who could never seem to accept just how bad their team really was. It's enfuriating and yet satisfying at the same time... as long as their football team is bad. If and when their team becomes good again, I will be very happy that I'm not surrounded by Skins fans.
I love and hate taterskins/Eagles week. Even when we are leaps and bounds better I get the creeping crawling uneasy feeling. What if we lose. Those farging shteinbags will think their team is good. They'll think they have a shot at doing something, anything, with their season. It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. This week is no different. I don't even want to talk shtein about the game. I just want to sit and stew over how much I farging hate that franchise.
Over.
No matter the time of day, it's better than 50/50 that right now, Art is fellating Joe Gibbs. Literally.
I hate the taterskins because of their fans. Never lived in DC but the homerism of their fanbase caused me to hate them worse than Dallas. And I lived amongst Cowboys fans for 10 years.
The Skins have ZERO pass rush. Daniels, Boschetti, Salavea, Griffin (although a solid run defender) and the other misfits on that DL suck.
So we know that Greggggggggggggg Williams is going to blitz to get pressure. Let's hope Reid can pull his head out and run the ball to neutralize the blitz. And let's hope that Donny Mac can have enough time and space to step up in the pocket and get the ball to the WRs and beat the blitz.
Huge game on Sunday. Too fargin bad we have to hear Mr. Excitement, Joey Leg and "Watch His Feet x5" for 3 hours.
easily the worst fans in the history of sports
i hate the skins more than my sons mother and thats saying something
If we lose this game, I don't know what I'll do because I'm not a drinker.
Maybe I'll just break things.
Quote from: TO is GOD on November 01, 2005, 03:20:11 PM
If we lose this game, I don't know what I'll do because I'm not a drinker.
Are you telling me that you've reached this level of stupidity without the aid of alcohol? Jesus, I just assumed you had had a few booze-induced strokes or a serious slip and fall at the very least.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 01, 2005, 03:14:20 PM
i hate the skins more than my sons mother and thats saying something
Not really, because you liked her enough to stuff her cheerio with snausage at one point in time.
Not really, because you liked her enough to stuff her cheerio with snausage at one point in time.
yeah and leaving the theater i said that bridges of madison county wasnt that bad
Liar. You own the DVD and watch it all the time.
don't farg around with The Bridges yo
I dont like the taterskins because Doug Williams was a black quarterback who won the SB for them. I never want a black QB to win anything every again, and become Rush Limbaugh's sidekick.
Are black QBs lining up to become Rush's sidekick?
Intelogint insite: We really need to win this game. It becomes even more important that its against the taterskins.
(http://users.erols.com/sevarask/corpevnt/hog.jpg)
Does anything else really need to be said about these social misfits?
I mean, just look at them.
Good God.
:-D
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 01, 2005, 04:15:11 PM
Does anything else really need to be said about these social misfits?
I mean, just look at them.
Good God.
:-D
in all fairness, if one of them was here, they could just post a picture of the trashman and "Birdman" and smash us right back.
How many Eagles fans have you ever seen that dress up like transvestite pigs?
Dude, there's no comparison. Eagles fans are psycho, I'll give you that, but they're not creepy.
Wah, wah, wah don't sell your tix to Eagles fans (another thread on ES about this) (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124322)
QuoteEvery year Eagles fans destroy the fun for me and my family at FedEx.
I am posting my worst experience at an Eagles game at FedEx and I invite each of you to do the same so that this message stays on the first page of this board.
I took my 11- and 10-year olds to last year's night game and drunken Eagles fans spilled beer on them (accidentally, but no other fans get so drunk that they can't hold their beer) and my kids almost got caught in the middle of a brawl. Before they passed out, the Eagles fans behind us repeatedly bragged that FedEx was their "home away from home."
Please post your experience with these clowns and help keep the Eagles fans out of our house.
Yeah, no one else in the entire world gets as piss drunk as Birds fans. Please.
QuoteI am extremely reluctant to go to an Eagles vs Skins night game any more. I have had season tickets for five years and every time it gets worse. From the pepper spray game to last years debacle where a Philly fan pulled a gun on a taterskins fan in the green lot. Of course there was no one around to do anything. We all know that Fed Ex is such a joke anyway. Add in Eagles fans and it is unsafe. I truly admire anyone who takes young children to the stadium. Espescially for an Eagles game. They have to put up with a lot. Dan Snyder should sit in the upper bowl for an Eagles taterskins game and see what it is like. It is his Mega-Stadium, no concern for the fan base thinking that has made it a home away from home for not only Eagles fans but anyone else who wants to come see their team beat the skins. Mr. Snyder has done many good things but the way he treats the fans is an absolute disgrace. If he sold the team tommorrow I would have a party.
Pepper spray incident = started by Skins fans fighting. Pulling guns on people? :-D
QuoteSaw an Eagles fan grab a guy by the shirt and pull him down from two rows up. When the guy landed on his back under the seats the three Eagles fans continued to kick and beat him until 10 minutes later when some security came. When the guy got up his face looked like a mess. I also saw a woman ask repeatedly a Eagles fan to stop spilling bear on her. When she finaly had enough, she stood up and turned around to yell at him. His response...he punched her in the face dropping her like a sack of potatoes. Out cold, she had to be carried out of the stadium. These are isolated incedents, and not all Philadelphia fans are like this. However, many that come to Fed Ex think that this is how you act at a football game. It is wrong, and we can change it by not selling our tickets to them.
QuoteWe have to stand our ground Sunday...we cannot let them take over our field. Home away from home my ass.
Any time you hear E-A-G-L-E-S please be sure to scream CHOKE!!!!
Any time you see an Eagles fan put their hands on a taterskins fan, please, step in and say something.
Any time you see an Eagles fan throw something at a taterskins fan. Please, either punch them in the throat, or better yet, report them to security, say they were exposing themselves to small children outside of the bathroom, and be done with it.
Lets rid our home of the vermin.
Take PRIDE in your team and your stadium!!!!!!!!
What a huge group of lying, whining vaginas.
I cant wait to see the Eagles stomp the Foreskins.
If any of these fairy tails had happened in Philly, what do you think would have happened to the offending party?
Oh man do I miss those FedEx games. Eagles fans OWN that stadium.
Wow...do those ES asshats forget the incident 2 years ago when the Eagles fan was beaten by Skins fans in the parking lot on the way out of the game? He was in the ICU down in DC after that.
Selective memory is for the gays.
The Eagles haven't lost in Washington since 1999, and this is the fourth straight year the game at FedEx is a night one...
Wow...do those ES asshats forget the incident 2 years ago when the Eagles fan was beaten by Skins fans in the parking lot on the way out of the game? He was in the ICU down in DC after that.
Selective memory is for the gays.
actually it was on the ramp leaving the stadium...i walked by the guy after he was being treated...he actually ended up with some brain damage
last year we got in a huge brawl leaving the game...my boy knocked this kid out and then got knockd out himself by a sucker punch from a skin fan who couldnt have been more than 5'4 140...he hit my man and then carl lewised it down the ramp...i chased him for like 20 feet and gave up...turned around and like 10 of my boys were in an all out brawl with the rest of that little bitches friends
I feel for the Eagles fan, but to get beat up by Skins fans is pretty pathetic.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 01, 2005, 04:25:56 PM
I took my 11- and 10-year olds to last year's night game and drunken Eagles fans spilled beer on them (accidentally, but no other fans get so drunk that they can't hold their beer) and my kids almost got caught in the middle of a brawl. Before they passed out, the Eagles fans behind us repeatedly bragged that FedEx was their "home away from home."
That easily could have been me. I offered to buy the kid nachos but his puss of a dad wouldn't let me.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 03:02:16 PM
I hate the taterskins. There are a million reasons, but I'll vent two of them here. Feel free to add your own favorites.
1. I moved to the DC area the year they beat the Broncos in the SB. My family moved in the middle of the winter and therefore the middle of football season. I was young, raised an Eagles fan and didn't want to move to a new city where I didn't know anyone. I rooted HARD against them in the playoffs and superbowl out of spite and spite alone. They won. Hate was born.
2. Their fans. I have never ever ever encountered a more delusional group of people in my life. Living down there was actually fun the past few years because I knew that twice a year I would get to laugh my ass off at the DTC-like jackasses who could never seem to accept just how bad their team really was. It's enfuriating and yet satisfying at the same time... as long as their football team is bad. If and when their team becomes good again, I will be very happy that I'm not surrounded by Skins fans.
I love and hate taterskins/Eagles week. Even when we are leaps and bounds better I get the creeping crawling uneasy feeling. What if we lose. Those farging shteinbags will think their team is good. They'll think they have a shot at doing something, anything, with their season. It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. This week is no different. I don't even want to talk shtein about the game. I just want to sit and stew over how much I farging hate that franchise.
Over.
Trying moving down to Dallas...you wouldnt hate the skins as much
i went to the game last year with my friend and his family. grant it we sat club box, but there were no problems. i was the biggest jackass, and all i did was cheer and talk some trash with suits who didnt care.
taterskins fans are totally vaginas.
I was at the "pepper spray" game. Christ, by the time that happened, we were so drunk we didn't know why the Birds were running onto the field.
We had no problems at the game. We had to be on our "good behavior" because my friend got the tix from his boss, and didn't want to alienate his friends in that section.
Until last season I had been at every Fed Ex game for year. The pepper spray game was ridiculous. We were so drunk that we started screaming that the Skins had just given up because we had no idea why the Eagles were leaving their sideline. Made sense to us at the time.
Is anyone surprised that the taterskins thread was started by rjs?
No?
Me neither.
rjs = taterskins Jizzbag Slurper
Yawn.
boo. anytime someone makes fun of me i yawn or say wah wah. im a bitch.
If anyone could possibly think of something original to say I would acknowledge it. But since everyone's favorite joke here is the one they've repeated over and over and over and over and over and over again, it gets a yawn. Even your dumb ass can recognize that, can't you? No probably not. Too busy getting your panties in a wad over the fact that I don't like baseball. Give it up, smart stuff.
Calm down Art.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 01, 2005, 07:40:57 PM
Calm down Art.
At least that was a slight variation on the theme. Still completely unorginal since everyone here is also obsessed with Art, but a variation none the less. Christ.
Again I say you need to post more pictures of Jessica Alba's tiny ass.
yawn
Quote from: General_Failure on November 01, 2005, 07:44:38 PM
Again I say you need to post more pictures of Jessica Alba's tiny ass.
Fine
(http://www.cfox.com/shared/corus_content/cfoxfm/images/general_content/jessica-alba-0105-003.jpg)
Quote from: General_Failure on November 01, 2005, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 01, 2005, 07:48:22 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 01, 2005, 07:44:38 PM
Again I say you need to post more pictures of Jessica Alba's tiny ass.
Fine
Horay for originality!
If people enjoy 'your mom' or 'hbionic is gay' jokes more than a shot of Jessica Alba's ass, then I clearly cannot relate to the average CFer.
AND further to the point... you are more or less poking fun at my hammed-up obsession with Jessica Alba. I, on the other hand am making fun of everyone's obsession with making 1974 'your mom' jokes, 1983 'you're gay' jokes, 'hbionic likes eating cock because he's never slept with anyone' jokes and jokes about some fat sweaty taterskins fan who can't get enough Gibbs juice.
I ask you, what is more entertaining? Telling someone they're gay for the thirysix thousandth time? Or the occasional shot of a hot starlette's barely-clad ass-lobes?
Your mom takes up less room than Alba-ass. Which is surprising, really.
Meh, I edited my last post. This thread has become idiotic, shockingly. farg the taterskins.
I love this thread.
More than rjs loves the taterskins?
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 01, 2005, 03:14:20 PM
easily the worst fans in the history of sports
Why in the world would you talk about yourself like that, skinslover?
I hate the taterskins because of Joe Thiesman,
(changed in college from theeeesman to rhyme with Hiesman) and his loud ass know in all mouth that constantly talks and says nothing. He considers himself to be so friggen' great, when my grandmother could have quarterbacked those teams with the talent Gibbs put around him. To hear him talk he knows everything about the game and was this great qb who carried his team, when most of the time he was handing off to John Riggens running behind Joe Jacoby. I knew when he broke his leg that someone would hire that mouth, and we'd never hear the end of him. Makes me sick everytime I hear his voice.
I can't stand them because of the holier than thow Joe Gibbs, who was so revered by the press they talked of the upstanding players he had and how he would never put up with bad people, when he had guys like cokehead Dexter Manley playing for him, who went through High School and College and couldn't even farging read the print on his contracts. Gibbs got what he could from him and tossed him to the illiterate curb.
I hate them because of dumbasses like Sonny Jergenson and Billy Kilmer, who's radio telecast are so friggen' homeristic that it makes any other teams fans want to puke.
I can't stand them because of thier fans who think they will win the Superbowl every year because,
after all, we are the taterskins!!
Why in the world would you talk about yourself like that, skinslover?
i know you are but what am i
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 02, 2005, 03:30:07 PM
Why in the world would you talk about yourself like that, skinslover?
i know you are but what am i
Yep. That's the bottom. We've reached the low point, folks. Be proud.
I should probably ban you all and start over.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 02, 2005, 03:43:50 PM
I should probably ban you all and start over.
You should start with TO_is_GOD
Starting a new board around him is a bad idea. Shame on both of you.
Quote from: General_Failure on November 02, 2005, 03:56:00 PM
Starting a new board around him is a bad idea. Shame on both of you.
Hey I get it! You're pretending like you didn't understand what we meant! Good one.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 01, 2005, 03:14:20 PM
easily the worst fans in the history of sports
i hate the skins more than my sons mother and thats saying something
Damn, you must have one ugly lookin kid!
Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 04:08:30 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 02, 2005, 03:56:00 PM
Starting a new board around him is a bad idea. Shame on both of you.
Hey I get it! You're pretending like you didn't understand what we meant! Good one.
RJS, I have never met someone more in need of a blowjob.
Relax, icehole.
Quote from: methdeez on November 02, 2005, 05:17:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 04:08:30 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 02, 2005, 03:56:00 PM
Starting a new board around him is a bad idea. Shame on both of you.
Hey I get it! You're pretending like you didn't understand what we meant! Good one.
RJS, I have never met someone more in need of a blowjob.
Relax, icehole.
You've obviously never met me. I always need a blowjob. You thirsty?
Damn, you must have one ugly lookin kid!
holla at lil igy
(http://images.snapfish.com/3453%3B9%3A%3B23232%7Ffp63%3Dot%3E2334%3D8%3A%3A%3D349%3DXROQDF%3E232357%3A%3C8%3B697ot1lsi)
Quote from: methdeez on November 02, 2005, 05:17:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 04:08:30 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 02, 2005, 03:56:00 PM
Starting a new board around him is a bad idea. Shame on both of you.
Hey I get it! You're pretending like you didn't understand what we meant! Good one.
RJS, I have never met someone more in need of a blowjob.
Relax, icehole.
I am in need of a BJ approximately 37 seconds after I receive one. I didn't realize this was a rare affliction.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 02, 2005, 05:20:12 PM
Damn, you must have one ugly lookin kid!
holla at lil igy
My, how Aryan of you, IGY.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 02, 2005, 05:20:12 PM
Damn, you must have one ugly lookin kid!
holla at lil igy
(http://images.snapfish.com/3453%3B9%3A%3B23232%7Ffp63%3Dot%3E2334%3D8%3A%3A%3D349%3DXROQDF%3E232357%3A%3C8%3B697ot1lsi)
Yep, I was right. That's one ugly sumbitch!! Damn, his mother must be one of the ugliest chicks you ever doinked, cuz that poor bastich came out all messed up!
That's weird, ice grillin you. You're kid looks an awful lot like me.
http://www.mikkelriber.dk/images/So%20white.mp3
I gotta song for you, IGY!
Is it possible for a kid to come out that white if the father is black?
I once heardthat you can be black on the inside and white on the outside.
I have the NFL Game of the Week from the SD game saved on my TiVo. I just watched the replay of the blocked FG over and over and over for the last hour, and remember how I felt when it happened live.
They may be struggling, and they may not succeed in their goals this season, but I love football, and I love the Eagles. Things like this, and the way it makes you go billy-berserk, is why we watch. Nobody lose that feeling, it's what it's all about. WAR EAGLES!
that was so beautiful i could almost point at you for being gay
Is it possible for a kid to come out that white if the father is black?
ma dooks is an albino
reminds me of what my grand ma used to say...about how we think the devil is someone underground and gonna brun you when you are dead...wrong shed say...the devil is right here on earth and hes got blonde hair blue eyes and skin white as snow...and hes giving you hell every day but youre to dumb to see it...the devil is always causin grief amongst the righteous people
I still don't think he's really your kid.
Quote from: TO is GOD on November 02, 2005, 09:21:51 PM
I once heardthat you can be black on the inside and white on the outside.
That is true. I have plenty of soul, but no rhythm.
Do you ever lose her when it snows?
id try but the blood trail would be to obvious
QuoteFans make the difference in this one.
Skins 24 Eagles 17
Skin fans on ES think the fans will help the team win on Sunday.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 04, 2005, 08:51:53 AM
QuoteFans make the difference in this one.
Skins 24 Eagles 17
Skin fans on ES think the fans will help the team win on Sunday.
Well, they're probably right. Eagles fans will certainly be louder than the skins fans. It's just a given.
Art talks about the pressing issues sorrounding sundays game:
QuoteAll,
As you know, we request you guys report to us posts you feel are out of line, are personal in nature, just wrong, or whatever. We will not always respond the way you hope, but, only by your reports can our attention be drawn immediately to trouble areas.
Any of you who use the report function which is the little ! on the top right of every post, we will get the message. When we close the report, we will leave a note as to what we did. You can see this by hitting the Quick Links drop down at the top of every page and click Post Reports to see what's happened and why.
Please continue helping us in the way you have been whether some one makes a personal attack or whether someone posts a news article you feel is protected by copyright or any other potential violation of the rules you may see. Just drawing more attention to this as we had a good bit of help yesterday.
Art.
"Be sure to tattle on every Eagles fan that comes to the board so I can ban them swiftly and we can get back to sucking each other, Joe Gibbs, and the entire Washington organization off. Thanks."
what's the line for the game?
thank you sir.
I've never put more than $5 on a sporting event, but I am good at teh Google.
i have issues at work because i'm on a tight leash. any web address with 'eagles', 'sports', 'NFL' gets blocked.
i have a buddy who lives in Washington and we bet a case of beer each time they play.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 11:49:57 AM
i have a buddy who lives in Washington and we bet a case of beer each time they play.
Against the line, or straight up?
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 04, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 11:49:57 AM
i have a buddy who lives in Washington and we bet a case of beer each time they play.
Against the line, or straight up?
in previous years, i had to give him points because we all knew the Eagles would win and we wanted to keep it interesting. and this year since the Eagles are the underdog I'm requiring the same thing from him.
Atta boy. At least if the Eagles lose, but cover, you'll get some brew out of it.
hell yeah, nothing like a fresh O'Douls to wash the bitter taste of defeat away :paranoid
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 11:55:57 AM
hell yeah, nothing like a fresh O'Douls to wash the bitter taste of defeat away :paranoid
??? :puke
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 11:55:57 AM
hell yeah, nothing like a fresh O'Douls to wash the bitter taste of defeat away :paranoid
oDouls eh. i'd rather chug some 151 and light my face on fire. thats just me though.
I miss my Yuengling Lager!!
Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 04, 2005, 11:55:57 AM
hell yeah, nothing like a fresh O'Douls to wash the bitter taste of defeat away :paranoid
O'Douls? I'm not even a drinker and I know that stuff tastes like liquid shtein. But hey, more power to ya.
Have the odds changed since TO was bounced and Westrbook was extended?
one thing is for sure. Theisman and the other douches in the announcer booth are going to have a field day.
Quote from: MURP on November 06, 2005, 12:41:16 PM
one thing is for sure. Theisman and the other douches in the announcer booth are going to have a field day.
We'll be muting the TV, thanks.
i am going to man it up and sit through it. an eagle win will make things better. plsu mguire is funny. theisman is just annoying.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 06, 2005, 12:41:44 PM
Quote from: MURP on November 06, 2005, 12:41:16 PM
one thing is for sure. Theisman and the other douches in the announcer booth are going to have a field day.
We'll be muting the TV, thanks.
wish i would've thought of that before i kicked the speakers out of my tv. must've been that odouls