Ha.
From CNN:
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Woman falls after dangling from hot air balloon
BETHLEHEM TOWNSHIP, New Jersey (AP) -- A woman helping her husband launch his hot-air balloon was critically injured when her leg got caught in a rope and she was pulled up into the air and fell through the roof of a barn.
Kathleen J. Long, 53, of Phillipsburg, was in critical condition Monday morning at St. Luke's Hospital in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. The accident happened Sunday in Bethlehem Township, New Jersey.
It was not clear how Long's leg got caught in the rope. Witnesses say she dangled from it for a short time and passed through several tree tops before she was knocked off.
She then fell about 50 feet and crashed through the barn roof, officials said.
Nuke humans!
QuoteWitnesses say she dangled from it for a short time and passed through several tree tops before she was knocked off.
She then fell about 50 feet and crashed through the barn roof, officials said.
That's a tough bitch.
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 31, 2005, 04:42:19 PM
That's a dumb bitch who should be dragged out into the street and shot in the face so that there is no chance of reproduction.
I knew what you meant.
She doesn't need her face for reproduction.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 31, 2005, 05:12:32 PM
She doesn't need her face for reproduction.
I'm sure she makes mouth-babies all the time. The stupid ones always do. God bless 'em.
She only needs her face if she's in the movie Alien. Maybe Aliens. And even then I don't think the face huggers really care.
You guys are sick!
Quote from: General_Failure on October 31, 2005, 06:34:01 PM
She only needs her face if she's in the movie Alien. Maybe Aliens. And even then I don't think the face huggers really care.
Nah man. The face huggers were total throat fargers. They could probably just cope with a bloody stump.
If you have sex in a hot air balloon while airborne, does that qualify you into the mile high club? Or is there a separate club for that?
Balloon Bangers?