You actually thought of ways to make it worse?
We got a pizza from some dipshtein Greek idiot up the street from our house and the only reason we did was because we were both dead-tired.
So, I ordered it and it showed up. Oh. My. God. It was horrendous.
Anyway, I was thinking of something that would make it the least bit palatable and couldn't think of anything so I ended up dumping sour cream on the top of it. :-D
You know what? It made it better. :paranoid
Please. Someone kill me. :'(
hey, as long as its warm down there. :-D
How exactly can pizza taste bad?
Even bad pizza still tastes good, unless they mix semen in the sauce or something. What kinda greeks made this pizza exactly?
It is nice out. It's about 65 degrees with a really nice breeze and low humidity.
Sitting here in my home office with the windows open drinking a Captain Morgan & Coke as we speak.
Even Hell has its advantages sometimes...
8)
It was a beautiful fall day here. Crisp air, high about 55, leaves are all different gorgeous colors.
The next 2 days according to weather.com....
Sunny 66°
Sunny 68°
And oh yeah, the pizza here is perfect.
:-*
It's perfect in Ocean City (Mack & Manco's).
I've never had a pizza in the city that does it justice. It's just that good. And it never, ever requires sour creme under any circumstance, which is nice.
:P
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 29, 2005, 08:28:33 PM
It's perfect in Ocean City (Mack & Manco's).
I've never had a pizza in the city that does it justice. It's just that good. And it never, ever requires sour creme under any circumstance, which is nice.
:P
M&Ms.....:drool :drool :drool
Pizza with M&M?S wow!
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 29, 2005, 08:19:42 PM
It is nice out. It's about 65 degrees with a really nice breeze and low humidity.
Sitting here in my home office with the windows open drinking a Captain Morgan & Coke as we speak.
Even Hell has its advantages sometimes...
8)
Got to 80 down here in South Hell today. The post-hurricane cold front is dissipating.
i always though mack and manco's pizza was a little overrated. not bad...but not the best i ever had either.
Best I have ever had was at a place called Sal's in Cooperstown, NY. My nephew and I downed two whole pies in about 10 minutes. :deion
I love pizza... order it, and I;ll eat it...
Mmmmmmmm..... pizzzzzzza......
All pizza in Jacksonville, NC sucks. I'll eat it from time to time but it still sucks. The sauce is runny and they skimp on the toppings. :boo
But the worst pizza I had was the one I ordered when I went to the strip club with Yeti. :puke That thing was farging terrible. They burnt the cheese. How the farg do you burn the cheese on a pizza. They left it in the oven for so long that even the burnt parts had no flavor. I had thought about rubbing it on the floor just to give it a little flavor. But then I remembered that Yeti recommended the strip club so I figured the floor was probably tainted with cheap stripper herpe juice and opted to just toss the pizza instead.
On a side note, while I'm complaining about food and talking about strip clubs, I went to Mickey D's with a buddy of mine over Labor Day weekend after we left one of Jacksonville's finest gentlemen's clubs. So it's like 1am and we pull up to the drive thru and I ask him what he wants and he says he just wants 2 cheeseburgers and a coke. Sounded good to me so I ordered 4 cheeseburgers and 2 cokes. No big deal, right? Wrong.
This burger slut comes back through the speaker box and tells me that they are out of cheeseburgers. What? How the farg does McDonald's run out of cheeseburgers? It's McDonalds. It's what they do. They make cheeseburgers. So just to make sure I wasn't mistaken, I say "I'm sorry, did you just say you're out of cheeseburgers?" and she says yes and then she offers me a chicken sammwich.
Now things have gone from bad to worse. I don't want a chicken sammich I want some damn cheeseburgers. How the hell are you going to offer me a chicken sammich as compensation for not having cheeseburgers. At this point I'm outraged. First they tell me their out of cheesebugers and then they try and pawn off a chicken sammich on me? This is ludacris. It's like walking into a bar and ordering a beer only to have the bartender not only tell you that he's out of beer but then ask you if you want a Zima instead.
So when I told her I didn't want her chicken sammich this Lord of the Fries biatch then offers me a Big n Tasty. Exsqueeze me? You don't have cheeseburgers but you've got Big n Tasty. Isn't a Big n Tasty just a cheeseburger with a whole bunch of shtein piled on it? So I asked her if I could just get a Big n Tasty without all the extra crap on it and call it a cheeseburger and she said no. I wanted to go inside and pull a Farva on her but we went to Taco Bell instead.
Just order St. Louis style pizza when youre in St. Louiey... It's so freaking meh!!
give it some of the good ole dried BM sprinkles.
This thread is making me hungry...
A large BM and Sour Cream pizza, please... :sly
:puke
Tobasco sauce is always good on pizza.
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 31, 2005, 03:11:49 PM
Tobasco sauce is always good on pizza.
I thought of that. We were out of it at the time. Not anymore, though.
:drool
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 29, 2005, 08:25:56 PM
It was a beautiful fall day here. Crisp air, high about 55, leaves are all different gorgeous colors.
That honestly has to be the stupidest shtein I've EVER read. Really. LEAVES? Who gives a farg about leaves? MURP, do something! Maybe that's why you hate L.A. so much...because we actually rake and throw away our leaves and you never saw any of your precious colored yard garbage laying around for you to admire.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 31, 2005, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 31, 2005, 03:11:49 PM
Tobasco sauce is always good on pizza.
I thought of that. We were out of it at the time. Not anymore, though.
:drool
A local pizza joint gives you (well not "you" since you've assumedly never been here)
french dressing to put on their pizza. It's a thin crust and some would argue it's the best shtein they've had.
There is ONE place I've found here in the Raleigh, NC area that makes a decent pizza. One.
BTW, Mack & Manco's is majorly overrated. It's good stuff, but I can't believe anyone would say it's the best pizza they've ever had. That's just ridiculous.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 01, 2005, 08:20:25 AM
BTW, Mack & Manco's is majorly overrated. It's good stuff, but I can't believe anyone would say it's the best pizza they've ever had. That's just ridiculous.
Liar. :-D