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Title: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: Phanatic on October 27, 2005, 11:13:10 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051027/ap_on_fe_st/feces_food

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DALLAS - A taxi driver is on trial for allegedly tainting baked items at the grocery store by sprinkling dried feces on the food. Prosecutors have store surveillance videotapes of two alleged incidents in July.

Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, is charged with two felony counts of tampering with consumer products.

Customers had complained that the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure.

The defendant, who allegedly had a beef with the store over the way he'd been treated, faces punishment ranging from probation, to 2 to 20 years in prison



Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 27, 2005, 11:14:23 AM
Quote from: Phanatic on October 27, 2005, 11:13:10 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051027/ap_on_fe_st/feces_food

:puke

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DALLAS - A taxi driver is on trial for allegedly tainting baked items at the grocery store by sprinkling dried feces on the food. Prosecutors have store surveillance videotapes of two alleged incidents in July.

Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, is charged with two felony counts of tampering with consumer products.

Customers had complained that the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure.

The defendant, who allegedly had a beef with the store over the way he'd been treated, faces punishment ranging from probation, to 2 to 20 years in prison


Figures.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 27, 2005, 11:17:31 AM
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The defendant, who allegedly had a beef with the store over the way he'd been treated, faces punishment ranging from probation, to 2 to 20 years in prison

That's quite a range.  Where do you think this will fall?
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: BigEd76 on October 27, 2005, 11:17:48 AM
Quote from: Phanatic on October 27, 2005, 11:13:10 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051027/ap_on_fe_st/feces_food

:puke

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DALLAS - A taxi driver is on trial for allegedly tainting baked items at the grocery store by sprinkling dried feces on the food. Prosecutors have store surveillance videotapes of two alleged incidents in July.

Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, is charged with two felony counts of tampering with consumer products.

Customers had complained that the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure.

The defendant, who allegedly had a beef with the store over the way he'd been treated, faces punishment ranging from probation, to 2 to 20 years in prison





Figures.


I heard about this one yesterday.  This article didn't mention the part where the police busted into the house and found piles of crap next to his bed...  :-D
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: Diomedes on October 27, 2005, 11:21:03 AM
Obviously, this person should be in a mental hospital.  Perhaps permanently.  Certainly not in the general population.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: SunMo on October 27, 2005, 11:21:56 AM
just makes you think about all the stuff they don't catch
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 27, 2005, 11:22:08 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 27, 2005, 11:17:31 AM
That's quite a range. Where do you think this will fall?

Probation if he doesn't have a record. 
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: rjs246 on October 27, 2005, 11:27:39 AM
Poop.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: Rome on October 27, 2005, 11:29:55 AM
I'm sitting here eating my lunch and of course I open this thread.

Idiot.

:-D
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: T_Section224 on October 27, 2005, 11:35:41 AM
yeah, i'm trying to decide where to go to lunch, it's safe to say at this point it's not going to be the super market, wawa here i come.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: Rome on October 27, 2005, 11:39:11 AM
Yeah because you never see derelicts in Wawa.

:-D
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: BigEd76 on October 27, 2005, 11:43:36 AM
The donuts at Wawa are delivered in the back of a dirty pickup truck and handled by Indians that don't wash their hands.  Enjoy!  :drool
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: Diomedes on October 27, 2005, 12:00:15 PM
I've got about a hundred fifty restaurants within four blocks.  Wonder which one I'll go to?
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: Rome on October 27, 2005, 12:01:32 PM
You work in midtown, right Dio?

If so, go to the Blarney Stone on West 47th for a few Guinnesses.  Screw food.  It's for the gays.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: rjs246 on October 27, 2005, 12:02:12 PM
Doodie.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 27, 2005, 12:06:25 PM
That article makes me want to drop a deuce. Guess I'll be heading over to the employee refrigerator pretty soon.


>:( <<< This my making dook face.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: General_Failure on October 27, 2005, 12:12:11 PM
You need less fiber in your diet.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 27, 2005, 12:16:42 PM
Thanks for the tip. They're like smelly brown cinderblocks back there.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: General_Failure on October 27, 2005, 12:17:47 PM
A modern toilet isn't able to handle that sort of thing. Eat more greasy food.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 27, 2005, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 27, 2005, 12:17:47 PM
A modern toilet isn't able to handle that sort of thing. Eat more greasy food.

That's why I use the employee refrigerator. The cold keeps the stank down.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 27, 2005, 12:31:18 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on October 27, 2005, 12:06:25 PM
That article makes me want to drop a deuce. Guess I'll be heading over to the employee refrigerator pretty soon.


>:( <<< This my making dook face.

You mean it's not...  :boom
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: mussa on October 27, 2005, 01:38:16 PM
i don't blame the guy.  when i was in dallas, the people treat the cabbies like shtein.  talk shtein on them, call them racial names.  coming from philly i was like well sometimes we get alittle rowdy in a cab, but this is just plain farged up. 
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: rjs246 on October 27, 2005, 01:39:30 PM
Caca.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: mussa on October 27, 2005, 01:40:13 PM
Dried BM sprinkles anyone//? 
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: MURP on October 27, 2005, 02:30:54 PM
say when...
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 27, 2005, 08:37:44 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 27, 2005, 01:39:30 PM
Caca.

Isn't that spelled with a K? Spell check doesn't pick either up. I smell a conspriracy....


No, nevermind, that's the BM pile.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: rjs246 on October 28, 2005, 09:06:33 AM
QuoteCabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces

You said taint.
Title: Re: Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
Post by: QB Eagles on October 28, 2005, 10:05:20 AM
In reverse news, Taco Bell accused of tainting its burritos with food.