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Title: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 24, 2005, 04:36:00 PM
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Cowboys | Cortez Released
Mon, 24 Oct 2005 09:33:07 -0700

The Dallas Cowboys have announced the team has released PK Jose Cortez.

Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: MURP on October 24, 2005, 04:44:14 PM
ha and ha. 
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: rjs246 on October 24, 2005, 04:44:42 PM
I just passed gas a lot.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 24, 2005, 04:48:06 PM
Nice scapegoat  ::)
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 24, 2005, 04:58:30 PM
I find it especially interesting after he had a damned good day agains the Eagles. And even then I knew he was playing way over his head.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: MDS on October 24, 2005, 05:08:08 PM
why dont they release that suck master Bledsoe?
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 24, 2005, 06:48:50 PM
Parcells was so angry.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Purple_Hayz on October 24, 2005, 07:15:01 PM
So which former XFLer is next?  Maddox?  Rod Smart? ;)
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 24, 2005, 07:30:22 PM
I'm shocked it took them this long to release the little farger. He missed a huge FG in the loss to Washington. He missed a big kick in Oakland too.

And he blames everyone but himself for the misses.

The funniest thing I've probably seen on an NFL field is when Larry Allen about beat his ass on the field in SF after he missed an XP and blamed the blockers.

He blamed his holder yesterday too.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Purple_Hayz on October 24, 2005, 07:33:10 PM
Get back to roofing, Jose! :boo
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Fan_Since_64 on October 24, 2005, 08:23:58 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.

Hmmm Bounty Bowl II?  :evil
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 24, 2005, 08:25:09 PM
Sign Jesse Small and have him go after France like Buddy did with Zendejas!

I like your thinking, 64. :D
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on October 24, 2005, 09:19:13 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.

That's exactly what I was thinking when I heard this.  Of course we won't offload France until we're sure Akers is back at 100%.  France is doing a nice job for us--he isn't Akers, but who is?
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 24, 2005, 09:39:29 PM
Quote from: PhillyandBCEagles on October 24, 2005, 09:19:13 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.

That's exactly what I was thinking when I heard this.  Of course we won't offload France until we're sure Akers is back at 100%.  France is doing a nice job for us--he isn't Akers, but who is?

Vinateri.  :P
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: EJ72 on October 25, 2005, 02:05:47 AM
I was glad to see him go, and not just because of yesterday. As PP54 mentioned, there was that garbage he pulled in Oakland, and his kickoffs stunk it up as well. More than a few times he had kicks that would have gone out of bounds if the KR had just let them be, and when they did make it to the endzone they weren't very deep in.

A lot of fans were down on Cundiff for awhile, but most of them were regretting not having him after a few games with this idiot.

Good riddance.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 02:18:21 AM
I was actually shocked that you guys kept him even though Cundiff (who looks like that annoying ass little kid Haley Joel Osment, by the way) got hurt. Cortez sucked in his previous stops.

I called my best friend, who is a Cowboys fan, to rip him for that loss yesterday and he also was happy to see Cortez go.

Did you guys sign that Suisham dude from your PS? Is he the long term answer?

If the Skins let Novak go, I bet you guys get him.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: EJ72 on October 25, 2005, 02:49:10 AM
There weren't a lot of choices, really. We gave Cundiff an injury settlement, and we can't resign him until week 10. We basically had him in as a camp body after the kicker we had in camp to check out/spell Cundiff went down. He wasn't bad in camp, and was good on kickoffs which is a plus with ole field position Parcells.

We had Novak around before so he's a possibility. If I remember right he was on our practice squad right after camp. I think we released him from it before the 'Skins picked him up, but I'm not sure. France was one of the guys we fans were looking at in camp as well, and Tyler Jones. It looks as though we may tick with Suisham. I think he was in camp with the Vikings.

Cundiff wasn't stellar, but he was pretty consistent from 40 yards in. He didn't kick off deep, but he put decent air under it. If he's rehabbed and has been kicking, Suisham might just be a stopgap.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 25, 2005, 05:14:55 PM
 :'( :'(
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 25, 2005, 05:26:40 PM
Can we please close this thread?  My pride hurts.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2005, 05:28:11 PM
i cant believe we signed that loser
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:28:27 PM
Take your lumps and ask for seconds.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: BigEd76 on October 25, 2005, 05:28:52 PM
Did we say he sucked?  We meant he's awesome.  :yay
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 25, 2005, 05:34:35 PM
He rules!  Eagles represent!
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Purple_Hayz on October 25, 2005, 07:38:02 PM
:fire Shoot me now. 
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on October 25, 2005, 07:57:48 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:28:27 PM
Take your lumps and ask for seconds.

Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Larry on October 25, 2005, 07:58:19 PM
Hurry and pick him up!  He's great!
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: phattymatty on October 25, 2005, 09:18:09 PM
May I please sponsor Jose Cortez?
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 25, 2005, 09:20:47 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on October 25, 2005, 09:18:09 PM
May I please sponsor Jose Cortez?

You're a latino whore.



Whore.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: phattymatty on October 25, 2005, 09:23:37 PM
where are you in dc anyway?  i was at baileys for the game sunday, and it was ridiculous.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 25, 2005, 09:29:34 PM
I live in Northen VA, I was at Champ's sports bar giving "bunny ears" to Doc Walker during the taping of  some shtein taterskins show. They told me to leave, which I did, without paying my (large) tab. :deion



Bitches.
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2005, 09:36:11 PM
dont diss doc. hes super tight with extremeskins, therefor making him awsome cool
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on October 25, 2005, 09:40:37 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 25, 2005, 09:36:11 PM
dont diss doc. hes super tight with extremeskins, therefor making him awsome cool

The man is stone retarded. This fact allows him to communicate intimately with the many posters that frequent ExtremeSkins.com
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Rome on October 25, 2005, 09:44:44 PM
This thread is money.

:yay
Title: Re: Bwah...Jose Cortez released
Post by: Feva on October 26, 2005, 06:33:54 AM
WAR CORTEZ!