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Cowboys | Cortez Released
Mon, 24 Oct 2005 09:33:07 -0700
The Dallas Cowboys have announced the team has released PK Jose Cortez.
ha and ha.
I just passed gas a lot.
Nice scapegoat ::)
I find it especially interesting after he had a damned good day agains the Eagles. And even then I knew he was playing way over his head.
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.
why dont they release that suck master Bledsoe?
Parcells was so angry.
So which former XFLer is next? Maddox? Rod Smart? ;)
I'm shocked it took them this long to release the little farger. He missed a huge FG in the loss to Washington. He missed a big kick in Oakland too.
And he blames everyone but himself for the misses.
The funniest thing I've probably seen on an NFL field is when Larry Allen about beat his ass on the field in SF after he missed an XP and blamed the blockers.
He blamed his holder yesterday too.
Get back to roofing, Jose! :boo
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.
Hmmm Bounty Bowl II? :evil
Sign Jesse Small and have him go after France like Buddy did with Zendejas!
I like your thinking, 64. :D
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.
That's exactly what I was thinking when I heard this. Of course we won't offload France until we're sure Akers is back at 100%. France is doing a nice job for us--he isn't Akers, but who is?
Quote from: PhillyandBCEagles on October 24, 2005, 09:19:13 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2005, 05:00:11 PM
The Girls will probably end up with Todd France, so he'll get to lose both Eagles/Cowboys games this year.
That's exactly what I was thinking when I heard this. Of course we won't offload France until we're sure Akers is back at 100%. France is doing a nice job for us--he isn't Akers, but who is?
Vinateri. :P
I was glad to see him go, and not just because of yesterday. As PP54 mentioned, there was that garbage he pulled in Oakland, and his kickoffs stunk it up as well. More than a few times he had kicks that would have gone out of bounds if the KR had just let them be, and when they did make it to the endzone they weren't very deep in.
A lot of fans were down on Cundiff for awhile, but most of them were regretting not having him after a few games with this idiot.
Good riddance.
I was actually shocked that you guys kept him even though Cundiff (who looks like that annoying ass little kid Haley Joel Osment, by the way) got hurt. Cortez sucked in his previous stops.
I called my best friend, who is a Cowboys fan, to rip him for that loss yesterday and he also was happy to see Cortez go.
Did you guys sign that Suisham dude from your PS? Is he the long term answer?
If the Skins let Novak go, I bet you guys get him.
There weren't a lot of choices, really. We gave Cundiff an injury settlement, and we can't resign him until week 10. We basically had him in as a camp body after the kicker we had in camp to check out/spell Cundiff went down. He wasn't bad in camp, and was good on kickoffs which is a plus with ole field position Parcells.
We had Novak around before so he's a possibility. If I remember right he was on our practice squad right after camp. I think we released him from it before the 'Skins picked him up, but I'm not sure. France was one of the guys we fans were looking at in camp as well, and Tyler Jones. It looks as though we may tick with Suisham. I think he was in camp with the Vikings.
Cundiff wasn't stellar, but he was pretty consistent from 40 yards in. He didn't kick off deep, but he put decent air under it. If he's rehabbed and has been kicking, Suisham might just be a stopgap.
:'( :'(
Can we please close this thread? My pride hurts.
i cant believe we signed that loser
Take your lumps and ask for seconds.
Did we say he sucked? We meant he's awesome. :yay
He rules! Eagles represent!
:fire Shoot me now.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 25, 2005, 05:28:27 PM
Take your lumps and ask for seconds.
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Hurry and pick him up! He's great!
May I please sponsor Jose Cortez?
Quote from: phattymatty on October 25, 2005, 09:18:09 PM
May I please sponsor Jose Cortez?
You're a latino whore.
Whore.
where are you in dc anyway? i was at baileys for the game sunday, and it was ridiculous.
I live in Northen VA, I was at Champ's sports bar giving "bunny ears" to Doc Walker during the taping of some shtein taterskins show. They told me to leave, which I did, without paying my (large) tab. :deion
Bitches.
dont diss doc. hes super tight with extremeskins, therefor making him awsome cool
Quote from: MDS on October 25, 2005, 09:36:11 PM
dont diss doc. hes super tight with extremeskins, therefor making him awsome cool
The man is stone retarded. This fact allows him to communicate intimately with the many posters that frequent ExtremeSkins.com
This thread is money.
:yay
WAR CORTEZ!