ONE ticket wins the PowerBall lottery (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051020/ap_on_re_us/lottery_jackpot)
ONE person won this.
:o
I would buy and sell all of your dumb asses.
after taxes they will see $20.
"Two chicks at the same time dude. Two Chicks" :-D
Spend most of it on sex, drugs and rock and roll and waste the rest.
680 chicks at the same time.
Help the Hurricane Katrina victims.
i'd buy a toothbrush
QuoteMary Neubauer, spokeswoman for the Iowa Lottery, said hundreds of ticket buyers had played a set of numbers from the ABC drama "Lost," which featured a character who won $156 million by playing a string of digits obtained from a patient in a mental institution: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
Yeah, that ish happens all the time with fortune cookies, too.
People are fools. The sooner we can kill them all, the better.
I'd hire an assassin to kill people indiscriminately.
And for fun, I'd even let you idiots select the marks for me.
(And no, one of them wouldn't be me, so go farg yourselves.)
:)
thank god somebody won. my part-time job has a lottery machine, fargin insane. people are idiots. u can always spot a lottery junkie, when they come into the store. they are addicts too.
Quote from: mussa on October 20, 2005, 11:59:40 AM
thank god somebody won. my part-time job has a lottery machine, fargin insane. people are idiots. u can always spot a lottery junkie, when they come into the store. they are addicts too.
I hate the old ladies at a Wawa that stand there and take 20 minutes to pick their numbers while a long line is waiting behind her.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 20, 2005, 12:14:25 PM
Quote from: mussa on October 20, 2005, 11:59:40 AM
thank god somebody won. my part-time job has a lottery machine, fargin insane. people are idiots. u can always spot a lottery junkie, when they come into the store. they are addicts too.
I hate the old ladies at a Wawa that stand there and take 20 minutes to pick their numbers while a long line is waiting behind her.
wawa doesnt sell lottery tickets.
Nevermind then....7-11...any convenience center.
I call them all wawa.
i would buy the phillies.
Quote from: MDS on October 20, 2005, 12:27:55 PM
i would buy the phillies.
The lump sum is closer to $180 mill. After taxes, that's less than $100 mill. You couldn't even come close.
not after i put in my own money. talk about 100.1!!
The local grocery chain just put in a new, state-of-the-art store. They have a DIY lottery machine that also handles Powerball. I only ever buy one ticket. What a pleasure not having to deal with a "customer service" person, or stand behind some schmuck who's buying tickets for his entire office.
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 20, 2005, 12:32:00 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 20, 2005, 12:27:55 PM
i would buy the phillies.
The lump sum is closer to $180 mill. After taxes, that's less than $100 mill. You couldn't even come close.
It's over $100 million. Take like 35% out for taxes and that's a good estimate of how much you'd get.
Actually...I think it's closer to 1
You could buy the Devil Rays for that after tax amount. :-D :-D
I would quit my job and do absolutly nothing for a while...
The problem with the DIY machines are then old fargs are confused and need help.
Im a total icehole to lottery ticket buyers. If they piss me off or get smart i tell them to get the hell out. People are freakin retarded.
Buy one of these:
(http://www.privateislandsonline.com/listingimages/panamalasperlas2.jpg)
With lots and lots of this:
(http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/30/a3/fddkSpiritsBy_NameAllHavana_Club_7_Year_Old_Aged_Rum-resized200.jpg)
And lots and lots of these:
(http://media.santabanta.com/gal/mu2004/swimsuits/belize1.jpg)
And oh yeah... one of these:
(http://www.holborn-studios.co.uk/i/loaction_yacht_yacht.jpg)
And one of these:
(http://www.pacificjets.co.nz/content/images/17/550x550normal/Jetatsunset_450.jpg)
The rest is just details......
(http://www.haakonmaxwell.com/images/R1200gs%20right%20side.jpg)
(http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m1a1-tank-iny.jpg)
Quote from: mussa on October 20, 2005, 01:23:18 PM
Im a total icehole to lottery ticket buyers. If they piss me off or get smart i tell them to get the hell out. People are freakin retarded.
that's some quality customer service, i'm guessing you're nominated for employee of the month all of the time, huh?
rjs... that cracked me up. I got some Tropicana fruit juice up my nose.... :-D
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 20, 2005, 02:11:47 PM
I got some fruit juice up my nose....
hanging out with Richard Simmons again?
Quote from: mikey418 on October 20, 2005, 12:57:39 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 20, 2005, 12:32:00 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 20, 2005, 12:27:55 PM
i would buy the phillies.
The lump sum is closer to $180 mill. After taxes, that's less than $100 mill. You couldn't even come close.
It's over $100 million. Take like 35% out for taxes and that's a good estimate of how much you'd get.
Actually...I think it's closer to 1
It would be somewhere around $100 m. No more than $110 m. Not enough to buy a respectable sports franchise**.
**or the Phillies, for that matter
Quote from: T_Section224 on October 20, 2005, 02:06:34 PM
Quote from: mussa on October 20, 2005, 01:23:18 PM
Im a total icehole to lottery ticket buyers. If they piss me off or get smart i tell them to get the hell out. People are freakin retarded.
that's some quality customer service, i'm guessing you're nominated for employee of the month all of the time, huh?
actually yea i probably should. the owner and the son are worse than me. they'll tell u to farg off right in your face. its great! so u can be the biggest dick in the world, and if they want to see a manager, he;ll tell you to farg off. i love it. best way to deal with people in retail. customers always wrong and retarded. farg off.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 20, 2005, 01:54:48 PM
(http://www.haakonmaxwell.com/images/R1200gs%20right%20side.jpg)
(http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/image_uploads/hearse.jpg)
Would you guys take the lump sum or the 30 annual installments?
T-Hawk:
(http://thebiggestsecret.online.fr/images/Herd_of_Sheep_311px.gif)
Big Brother:
(http://www.slicksurfaces.com/friends/images/devil.may.care/images/a.xlarge.cod.piece.jpg)
Sarge would promote himself to be th leader of his new army...the Mangina Militia:
(http://www.kingsam.com/Images/updatemangeBlue.jpg)
PG would buy:
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006LPPI.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
and a few of these...
(http://www.giftvelocity.com/items/shaving_kit_shaving_razor_set_shaving_man_m.jpg)
Quote from: TO is GOD on October 20, 2005, 05:33:11 PM
Would you guys take the lump sum or the 30 annual installments?
No farging chance I would take the 30 installments. I want my gratuitous spending and I want it now.
One of these
(http://www.x-t-c.com/wallpapers/images/aston_martin_vanquish_01.jpg)
Aston Martin
One of these
(http://www.leterrae.com/Italian_villa_Italy8.jpg)
Italian Villa
One of these
(http://www.voyagebysail.com/miami_sailboat_charters_florida_private_yachts_charter/miami_boats_for_charters_private_yacht_charters_18.jpg)
Sail Boat
And two of these
(http://www.amoramor.net/fotos/10501-11000/10729-1.jpg)
Russian mail order bride
Then I'd spend whatever I have left on these
(http://www.absolutely-nuts.com/Photos/024753%20Assorted%20Swedish%20Fish.jpg)
Swedish Fish
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 20, 2005, 06:42:05 PMThen I'd spend whatever I have left on these
(http://www.absolutely-nuts.com/Photos/024753%20Assorted%20Swedish%20Fish.jpg)
Swedish Fish
Swedish Fish a.k.a gummy baby dicks...you sick farg!
Quote from: TO is GOD on October 20, 2005, 05:33:11 PM
Would you guys take the lump sum or the 30 annual installments?
Always take the cash. You can invest it yourself and do much better than what you'd get from that annuity.