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Title: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: stillupfront on October 18, 2005, 05:30:23 PM

What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

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What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.
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What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.
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Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
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What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.
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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: Father Demon on October 18, 2005, 05:48:43 PM

oh boy... :-X

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: rjs246 on October 18, 2005, 05:57:46 PM

Nothing like a little Tuesday afternoon suck on the glass dick, eh SUF?

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: General_Failure on October 18, 2005, 06:19:04 PM

I'm not sure it's been scientifically proven that your tasteless jokes work against AFC opponents. I guess we'll find out.

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: stillupfront on October 20, 2005, 10:10:58 AM

No comment?

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on October 20, 2005, 02:23:54 PM

Should there be?

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: stillupfront on October 20, 2005, 02:28:18 PM

Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on October 20, 2005, 02:23:54 PM
Should there be?

You just don't get it. No one with less than 700 posts would understand. It is not your fault.

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: stillupfront on October 23, 2005, 06:35:34 PM

B ehold the power of superstition. I have some very tasteless ones for the next game.

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: General_Failure on October 23, 2005, 06:43:14 PM

Are any of them new, by any chance? Or the same hash you've been shuffling for the last five years?

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: MDS on October 23, 2005, 06:59:30 PM

do you use credit cards to sort your coke?

Title: Re: I think the jokes are necessary
Post by: shorebird on October 23, 2005, 07:40:11 PM

Quote from: stillupfront on October 23, 2005, 06:35:34 PM
B ehold the power of superstition. I have some very tasteless ones for the next game.

I don't see how the hell they can be anymore tasteless then what you posted before the edit.

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