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Anyone else know the joke "The Aristocrats?"
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 12, 2005, 03:16:46 PM
Anyone else know the joke "The Aristocrats?"
Aren't there roughly 111 different versions of that joke?
ive got 9 kids to feed
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 12, 2005, 03:48:58 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 12, 2005, 03:16:46 PM
Anyone else know the joke "The Aristocrats?"
Aren't there roughly 111 different versions of that joke?
There are a million variations. It just depends on how sick you are.
There is a basic framework to the joke and an ending. Whatever you put in the middle is what makes it original.
For instance:
QuoteA family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
THEN COMES THE TEXT OF THE JOKE...
(And then the ending...)
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
Link To Aristocrats Jokes Site (http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/)
*** Warning ***
Not entirely work safe. Watch your back.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 12, 2005, 04:10:09 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 12, 2005, 03:48:58 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 12, 2005, 03:16:46 PM
Anyone else know the joke "The Aristocrats?"
Aren't there roughly 111 different versions of that joke?
There are a million variations. It just depends on how sick you are.
There is a basic framework to the joke and an ending. Whatever you put in the middle is what makes it original.
For instance:
QuoteA family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
THEN COMES THE TEXT OF THE JOKE...
(And then the ending...)
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
Link To Aristocrats Jokes Site (http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/)
*** Warning ***
Not entirely work safe. Watch your back.
QuoteAND THEN COMES MY SARCASTIC REPLY ABOUT NOT JUST PASTING THE WHOLE JOKE HERE TO BEGIN WITH
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I didn't post the joke because I don't want to get my ass banned, you dope-smoking-salad-tossing-jack-and-coke-drinking-lady-marmalade-dancing-to motherfarger.
:D
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 12, 2005, 02:36:22 PM
Difficulty: No boob jokes.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 12, 2005, 03:12:39 PM
I just FEEL like a woman trapped in a man's body....I feel it right here. Something's missing.
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