My wife and I went to NYC today to walk around and grab some chow. We were in a famous steakhouse called Gallaghers. The tables are really close together. The table next to us was open at first. Who sits down next to us? Old Gap Tooth himself! I said hello and he and his wife turned out to be really cool. We chatted the whole time. After about ten beers we talked some serious trash. I told him Runyan was waiting for the new lightweight Michael Strahan and would toss him around like a rag doll. He told me Runyan wanted none of him. Said Jonny was in for another embarassing day. We were dirnking and laughing. A really good guy. I was in the bathroom when the check came and the SOB picked up my rather substantial tab. Afterwards I bought him a few cocktails in the bar.
Sounds like you're still high from yesterday
that is disgusting.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 10, 2005, 10:01:17 PM
Sounds like you're still high from yesterday
I was just goofy yesterday. No chemicals needed. This story was freakin' amazing. Gappy is cool as hell. Very personable. Just like a regular guy.
that is disgusting.
Really i don't know what i would do. I would probally say something to him about how he better watch out for so and so but buy him drinks and such, that is disgusting.
did he spit the drink out of his gap teeth?
Quote from: stillupfront on October 10, 2005, 10:04:12 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 10, 2005, 10:01:17 PM
Sounds like you're still high from yesterday
I was just goofy yesterday. No chemicals needed. This story was freakin' amazing. Gappy is cool as hell. Very personable. Just like a regular guy.
I met him a few years ago when the SB was in SD. He was casually walking down the street when I saw him, I pointed and said "Michael Strahan" and he came right up to me and a group of my friends. He asked us if we were Giants fans and we said no Eagles, he laughed and said "go figure" (or something like that ), but yeah, as much as I hate to admit it, he was pretty cool.
And you went back to his place, and he had his way with you.
did you guys smoke crack together too?
Quote from: Bigskinbauer on October 10, 2005, 10:06:20 PM
that is disgusting.
Really i don't know what i would do. I would probally say something to him about how he better watch out for so and so but buy him drinks and such, that is disgusting.
did he spit the drink out of his gap teeth?
The guy picked up a 200 dollar dinner tab for me. The least I could do was buy a few drinks.
and give him some rocks to smoke
I thought gap-tooth's wife was leaving him like the golddigging slut she is.
That IS a cool story! :=)
after stillupfront slapped Strahans wife they were best buddies.
Quote from: MURP on October 11, 2005, 09:41:12 AM
after stillupfront slapped Strahans wife they were best buddies.
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Slapped her with the sausage.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 10, 2005, 10:07:03 PMHe was casually walking down the street when I saw him, I pointed and said "Michael Strahan"
What did you do next? Point at a dog and say "doggie"? :P
I actually like ol Gappy. One of the few opposing players I enjoy watching and listening to on TV.
Cool story indeed. But I doubt it was his wife. Probably some random groupie.
Wait, is this the same wife that he was going through that nasty divorce with?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2013162
No, her name was Cheryl