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Eagles => Eagles Talk => Topic started by: MURP on October 06, 2005, 12:32:11 PM

Title: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: MURP on October 06, 2005, 12:32:11 PM
post em when you got em.
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: rjs246 on October 06, 2005, 12:36:42 PM
Cramming penises
In each others' pooping holes
Is fun for Cowboys
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: JTrotter Fan on October 06, 2005, 12:38:09 PM
Roy Williams will whiff
When TO runs for six then
Parcells will beat him

Big Red hates to run
McNabb has got a big gun
Herniaz aint shtein
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: Wingspan on October 06, 2005, 12:41:58 PM
no run no run pass
pass pass pass no run no run
pass pass pass pass pass
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: sallad selgae on October 06, 2005, 12:54:08 PM
TO loves him stars
Big and Small he owns them all
TO celebrates
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: MDS on October 06, 2005, 01:18:59 PM
farg dallas they suck
yes, dallas sucks dallas sucks
parcells is stupid
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 06, 2005, 01:29:52 PM
Drew is statuesque
Roy Williams can't cover shtein
Birds win by 20

Newman in Pro Bowl?
Pigs will fly if that happens
Hell will be cold, too

Number 2 wideouts
Against our secondary
Equals dead Bledsoe

Is there any doubt
Trotter will have a huge game?
Woodchoppa kills Jones

Jerrah loves football
According to Verizon
He'll love it less soon

Terrell has something
For overrated Roy-Will
What, you ask?  OWNAGE.

The farging Cowboys
Farging suck my farging sack
By the way, they suck
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: BigEd76 on October 06, 2005, 02:12:05 PM
Cocaine, alcohol,
Rape, marijuana, arrests.
"HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!"
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: Rome on October 06, 2005, 02:18:04 PM
Dallas Sucks iceholes
Dallas Sucks iceholes A Lot
Dallas Sucks iceholes

Hillbilly Wife Beaters
Molest Sheep and Small Children
God, I hope They Die.

Dallas Texas Is
Where Jack Kennedy Was Shot
Kill The Cowboys Please
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: phattymatty on October 06, 2005, 03:28:38 PM
Need a good blow job?
Drew Bledsoe gives them the best.
He cups your balls too.
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 06, 2005, 09:37:09 PM
Tuna's heart will fail
At the sight of Jevon Kearse
Sacking Drew Bledsoe


Dreams of glories past
All Dallas fans now cling to
As Eagles win again


Eagles will trounce Cowgirls
Many Dallas fans try to
Hide identities


Aikman's retired
So is Emmit and Irvin
Eagles rule again


Dallas is awful
They are almost as bad as
Geo's bad haikus
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: Feva on October 07, 2005, 06:43:35 AM
Eagles at Cowgirls
It's that time for another
Thirty-point blowout.

We're always thankful
For games against the Cowgirls
It's like a bye week
Title: Re: Week 5 Haiku
Post by: rjs246 on October 07, 2005, 08:46:07 AM
Jessica Alba
Has an ass that Cowboys fans
Can't appreciate