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Bandwagon Central => General => Topic started by: MadMarchHare on October 05, 2005, 05:22:08 PM

Title: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: MadMarchHare on October 05, 2005, 05:22:08 PM
That is completely farging awesome

(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/10/05/gater.python.ap/story.python.ap.jpg)

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/05/gater.python.ap/index.html

Especially considering CNN misspelled "gator" in the link.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Wingspan on October 05, 2005, 05:25:15 PM
that rocks...wish it was a bigger image though
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 05, 2005, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on October 05, 2005, 05:25:15 PM
that rocks...wish it was a bigger image though

Exactly what I was thinking. 
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: MadMarchHare on October 05, 2005, 05:27:21 PM
Sorry, all CNN had.  Maybe something local - I'll see what I can do.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: rjs246 on October 05, 2005, 05:54:16 PM
Holy shtein that farging rules.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: QB Eagles on October 05, 2005, 06:24:05 PM
(http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20051005/capt.sge.ogx76.051005183436.photo00.photo.default-378x271.jpg?x=378&y=271&sig=FK5c8Tpmw5Uf8lqtK9NSsg--)
(http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20051005/capt.sge.ohg23.051005192052.photo00.photo.default-380x285.jpg?x=380&y=285&sig=vq4metMEbn9dCDDZrFPYPA--)
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: General_Failure on October 05, 2005, 06:34:40 PM
(http://www.ece.utexas.edu/~akkin/pictures/never_give_up.jpg)
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: BigEd76 on October 05, 2005, 07:25:10 PM
Holy S....best story ever...  :-D
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 05, 2005, 08:14:37 PM
The gator is still alive too.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: General_Failure on October 05, 2005, 08:18:41 PM
How does the python explain that one in snake heaven?

"Yeah, I got eaten out by a gator."
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 08:25:55 PM
Quite possibly the best story ever.

I wonder what the snake was thinking as he was bursting? "Damn...this gator is giving me one helluva case of idigestion. Anyone got a TUMS?"
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: MURP on October 05, 2005, 08:48:55 PM
holy shteinballs.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: T_Section224 on October 06, 2005, 07:42:09 AM
awesome!
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: MadMarchHare on October 06, 2005, 08:44:27 AM
I'm just wondering what the park ranger was thinking when he saw that.

"What the farg.....???"
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: mussa on October 06, 2005, 12:06:36 PM
the pythons are coming, hide your kids!!

it clearly looks like the gator was kicking his way out and eventually did.  awesome :yay
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: MURP on October 10, 2005, 02:48:24 PM
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19803
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Father Demon on October 10, 2005, 03:44:12 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 10, 2005, 02:48:24 PM
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19803

Why did we need a picture of that guy choking his python??
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: rjs246 on October 10, 2005, 03:59:36 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 10, 2005, 03:44:12 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 10, 2005, 02:48:24 PM
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19803

Why did we need a picture of that guy choking his python??

Just to emphasize that man kicks ass and even though pythons will eat whole aligators we will still choke the shtein out of them just to show them who the boss of this planet is.

Take that mother nature! I feel like bludgeoning some animals to death with my wang.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Zanshin on October 10, 2005, 04:04:34 PM
Can you find animals that small?
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: rjs246 on October 10, 2005, 04:10:48 PM
I have excellent eyesight.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: General_Failure on October 10, 2005, 05:02:33 PM
Yeah, but fleas are pretty quick.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 10, 2006, 10:31:40 PM
Snake regurgitates Hippo. (http://www.dailysixer.com/snakehip.shtml) Wow.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: reese125 on April 10, 2006, 10:42:44 PM
Holy $htein...Im hungry
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: MURP on April 11, 2006, 09:43:00 AM
holy farg. 

Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 11, 2006, 09:43:31 AM
I don't think I want to watch that, do I?  :paranoid
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: mussa on April 11, 2006, 09:49:53 AM
yes u have to :o
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: RezRob on April 11, 2006, 09:59:14 AM
Holy farg that was crazy, and it remided me of a former girlfriend...
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 11, 2006, 10:00:54 AM
Quote from: JailBird-man on April 11, 2006, 09:59:14 AM
Holy farg that was crazy, and it remided me of a former girlfriend...

The snake or the Hippo?
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: phattymatty on April 11, 2006, 10:36:08 AM
i wonder how long it takes for it's mouth to go back to normal.  that shiz was just hanging there, then the stupid snake gets ready to eat it again.

regardless, that snake now knows what its like to be my girlfriend.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Father Demon on April 11, 2006, 11:36:00 AM
I would have rather seen it eat the damn thing.....
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Feva on April 11, 2006, 02:05:21 PM
That's some wild shtein right there.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Diomedes on April 11, 2006, 02:24:36 PM
That must have been a baby hippo.  Cool link, thanks.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: mussa on April 11, 2006, 02:55:56 PM
captain obvious to the rescue!
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 11, 2006, 07:46:15 PM
Holy shtein!
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 01, 2006, 03:30:13 PM
Shark eats Seal. (http://www.break.com/index/sharkdolphin.html) Not as cool as the snake links, but a pretty awesome display from natures oceanic killing machine.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: mussa on May 01, 2006, 05:16:22 PM
damn i'd be shteinting myself if i was out in a boat and i saw that.  bad ass :yay
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 01, 2006, 09:07:05 PM
Nature is awe-inspiring.
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 01, 2006, 10:32:21 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on May 01, 2006, 09:07:05 PM
Nature is awe-inspiring.

Nature sucks.  If it were any good it would make all women's boobs look fake and they'd never have beat up, stretched out meat curtains. 
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Wingspan on May 02, 2006, 05:18:09 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 01, 2006, 10:32:21 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on May 01, 2006, 09:07:05 PM
Nature is awe-inspiring.

Nature sucks.  If it were any good it would make all women's boobs look fake and they'd never have beat up, stretched out meat curtains. 

you should consider upgrading to the $10 hooker
Title: Re: Burmese python eats 6' alligator, then bursts
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 02, 2006, 05:55:53 PM
Whatever Frenchy.  :P