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Title: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Boyzguru on October 05, 2005, 05:06:27 PM
than.......................

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060843721.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg%5Bimg%5D)
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 05, 2005, 05:08:08 PM
If you weren't so dumb, you'd realize that every single one of us hates the guy on the cover of that book.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: MURP on October 05, 2005, 05:09:18 PM
http://media.putfile.com/hoedown1
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 05, 2005, 05:12:32 PM
still my favorite....that and the jail one.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Diomedes on October 05, 2005, 05:12:48 PM
Quote from: Boyzguru on October 05, 2005, 05:06:27 PM
shtein in mouth

(http://www.haakonmaxwell.com/images/cockpunch.jpg)
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: MURP on October 05, 2005, 05:16:00 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Rome on October 05, 2005, 05:32:43 PM
Yeah, I can see why.

(http://www.siegler.net/cowboys/images/cowgirls.jpg)

:puke
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: General_Failure on October 05, 2005, 05:33:31 PM
Mike's got some nice boobies.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: WEST is GOD on October 05, 2005, 05:43:59 PM
there ain't no fan like a cowboy fan!
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: MDS on October 05, 2005, 06:37:17 PM
I love threads like this
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 05, 2005, 06:37:41 PM
Quote from: Avenger on October 05, 2005, 05:43:59 PM
there ain't no fan like a cowboy fan!

Yeah there is.

A dead Cowboy fan.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Boyzguru on October 05, 2005, 08:05:43 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 05, 2005, 05:08:08 PM
If you weren't so dumb, you'd realize that every single one of us hates the guy on the cover of that book.

I thought that was you  :-X.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 05, 2005, 08:07:07 PM
Nah, it's not PG.

But that guy on the cover does have a vadge on him.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: T_Section224 on October 06, 2005, 08:01:20 AM
i find it odd that someone would take the name of a guru of boys, anyone else disturbed by this?
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: sallad selgae on October 06, 2005, 08:30:37 AM
Quote from: T_Section224 on October 06, 2005, 08:01:20 AM
i find it odd that someone would take the name of a guru of boys, anyone else disturbed by this?

Michael Jackson is a Cowboy's fan????
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Boyzguru on October 07, 2005, 01:28:55 AM
Man, is this the typic of NY reject guido Fecal Fan or what??  What a pathetic lot you are. 


(http://www.astropix.com/SPORTSPIX/SB39/SB_3_F.JPG)

I dont know if that is a plea to a hapless franchise or a sad plea from a fan to Filthy Girl
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: General_Failure on October 07, 2005, 01:34:44 AM
Nice crop job.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 07, 2005, 04:27:45 AM
Hey BoyzGuru...

Don't even start talking about what Philly fans look like. I lived in Texas for years and went to that dump Texas Stadium many times. Nothing beats the redneck Cowboys fan look.

I'm sure you know it well...

Pulls up to the lot in his '78 Silverado with the squealing fan belt, gun rack and rust all over the place. His blimp of a wife unfolds herself from the passenger seat and has to climb out of the drivers side because the passenger door won't open due to the male Cowboy fan hitting the double-wide with the side of his truck one drunken night.

The guy is wearing his Wranglers with his Aikman jersey tucked in so he can show off his license plate sized belt buckle and has his Stetson on his balding head. His pig wife has on her Emmitt Smith blanket and the little rednecks that come along with Momma and Daddy are wearing their fake ass Novacek jersey's that were bought at the local Goodwill joint.

That's you and your ol lady going to a game isn't it? Do you still have your prized Barry Switzer soda cup collection that you got at 7-11 in 1995?
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Magical_Retard on October 07, 2005, 05:36:00 AM
Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan.........than what? an AIDs victim? yeah maybe but even then barely.

oh yeah b4 i forget FARG DALLAS.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Boyzguru on October 07, 2005, 10:42:02 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 07, 2005, 04:27:45 AM
Hey BoyzGuru...

Don't even start talking about what Philly fans look like. I lived in Texas for years and went to that dump Texas Stadium many times. Nothing beats the redneck Cowboys fan look.

I'm sure you know it well...

Pulls up to the lot in his '78 Silverado with the squealing fan belt, gun rack and rust all over the place. His blimp of a wife unfolds herself from the passenger seat and has to climb out of the drivers side because the passenger door won't open due to the male Cowboy fan hitting the double-wide with the side of his truck one drunken night.

The guy is wearing his Wranglers with his Aikman jersey tucked in so he can show off his license plate sized belt buckle and has his Stetson on his balding head. His pig wife has on her Emmitt Smith blanket and the little rednecks that come along with Momma and Daddy are wearing their fake ass Novacek jersey's that were bought at the local Goodwill joint.

That's you and your ol lady going to a game isn't it? Do you still have your prized Barry Switzer soda cup collection that you got at 7-11 in 1995?




Switzer,as bad a coach as he was,still managed to win a Super Bowl.  Your "genius" Fat bastich Reid has yet to and crybaby Vermiel  had to go the St. Louis to get his title.  And Buddy Ryan........hahahahah.

As for what Boys fans look like.  I am not from there and have been there only one time.  You kinda hit on the guys which is pretty humorous.  The women though I think you are mistaking for Houston because the women I saw were pretty hot.   
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 07, 2005, 10:45:36 AM
Quote from: Boyzguru on October 07, 2005, 10:42:02 AM
As for what Boys fans look like.  I am not from there and have been there only one time.  Y

Now, THERE'S a shock.









::)
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Rome on October 07, 2005, 10:50:45 AM
(http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/image-17989.jpg)

Yeah, it's much better to be a Cri..., I mean, COWBOYS fan.

Hahahahahaha!

:-D

Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Beermonkey on October 07, 2005, 10:52:13 AM
Quote from: Boyzguru on October 07, 2005, 10:42:02 AM
I am not from there and have been there only one time. 

Boyzguru = Cowboys Superfan  :-D

At least you where there one more time than most Cowboys fans.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Wingspan on October 07, 2005, 11:03:32 AM
before....

(http://www.widewordofsports.com/images-jerry%20jones.jpg)

after...

(http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/_photos/2001-10-12-jones.jpg)


:-D
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: RAIDERRED on October 07, 2005, 11:42:57 AM
(http://www.sptimes.com/2003/01/15/photos/sp-phillyfan.jpg)
(http://dragonballyee.com/archives/photos/2005/02Feb/0055/0055.jpg)

Yep. Big difference. ::) Nothing like a bird doing the doo on your head. :-D
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: JTrotter Fan on October 07, 2005, 11:44:42 AM
Better than being a Redneck loser from Lubbock.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: RAIDERRED on October 07, 2005, 11:47:41 AM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 07, 2005, 11:44:42 AM
Better than being a Redneck loser from Lubbock.

What makes you think that I'm FROM Lubbock? ;D
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: JTrotter Fan on October 07, 2005, 11:49:29 AM
It doesn't matter if you are or not...you are a Tech fan.  You automatically get lumped in, just like you loser Cowboy fans do with us Eagles fans. 

So you are automatically a redneck moron.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: RAIDERRED on October 07, 2005, 11:50:45 AM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 07, 2005, 11:49:29 AM
It doesn't matter if you are or not...you are a Tech fan.  You automatically get lumped in, just like you loser Cowboy fans do with us Eagles fans. 

So you are automatically a redneck moron.

(http://www.retrogrouch.net/MT/archives/contentimages/phillydh.jpg)

Who's the Homo?
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: JTrotter Fan on October 07, 2005, 11:52:52 AM
Yeah, like it's any better at Texas stadium on Sundays.  I've been there plenty of times.  You guys are almost as bad as Raider fans.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: joshlitt on October 07, 2005, 11:56:48 AM
Born in Texas...
(http://www.bostonnightclubnews.com/images/misc/temp/evalongoriadesperatehousewives.jpg)

(http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/bill7924/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/simpson_js087544.jpg.w300h449.jpg)

(http://devol.fopf.mipt.ru/actresses/Angie%20Harmon/New-angie-harmon.jpg)

See either your blind or you have mistaken the Skins fans for ours.....
(http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/image_uploads/hogettes.jpg)

You say you live(d) in Texas, but you must have never been up north, you can distinctly tell the women by the size of their beak!
(http://big-nose-girls.tripod.com/sabrina41.jpg)
See the pic above here...
http://big-nose-girls.tripod.com
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: ice grillin you on October 07, 2005, 11:57:34 AM
Who's the Homo?

thats rjs...lay off em...he doesnt get a chance to attend that many games...so when he does he goes all out
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: rjs246 on October 07, 2005, 12:00:42 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 07, 2005, 11:57:34 AM
Who's the Homo?

thats rjs...lay off em...he doesnt get a chance to attend that many games...so when he does he goes all out

Eat shtein.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 07, 2005, 12:23:58 PM
Born and raised in Philly  (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=16147.0)
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Rome on October 07, 2005, 12:33:09 PM
Born in Texas (and incidentally, RAIDERSPED's junior prom date):

(http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/cattle/texaslonghorn/LHBULL1.GIF)

Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Wingspan on October 07, 2005, 12:40:07 PM
The City of Dallas, TX was named after Vice President George Dallas

some facts?

About George Dallas:

Political Party: Dallas was a Democrat, from Pennsylvania

The city of Dallas, Texas is named after him.

He was a lawyer, and began his political career as Mayor of Philadelphia in 1819.

He represented Pennsylvania in the US Senate from 1831 - 1833.

He was Attorney General of Pennsylvania from 1833 - 1835.

:-D

suckers (lifted from another board)
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Boyzguru on October 07, 2005, 03:54:22 PM
(http://resources.survivorphoenix.com/graphics/albums/StephenieLaGrossa/S10E02CBS14.jpg)

The only good thing that has ever come from Philly.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 07, 2005, 04:07:37 PM
Yeah, because this one is a dog, right?

(http://www.maximonline.com/girls/kelly_monaco/gm_l11.jpg)
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: Wingspan on October 07, 2005, 04:14:19 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on October 07, 2005, 12:40:07 PM
The City of Dallas, TX was named after Vice President George Dallas

some facts?

About George Dallas:

Political Party: Dallas was a Democrat, from Pennsylvania

The city of Dallas, Texas is named after him.

He was a lawyer, and began his political career as Mayor of Philadelphia in 1819.

He represented Pennsylvania in the US Senate from 1831 - 1833.

He was Attorney General of Pennsylvania from 1833 - 1835.

:-D

suckers (lifted from another board)

still cant get over this...

Quote from: Boyzguru on October 07, 2005, 03:54:22 PM
The only good thing that has ever come from Philly.

i suppose your right, since technically Dallas came from Philly.

Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: phillywin2k5 on October 07, 2005, 04:41:16 PM
Quote from: joshlitt on October 07, 2005, 11:56:48 AM
Born in Texas...
(http://www.bostonnightclubnews.com/images/misc/temp/evalongoriadesperatehousewives.jpg)


more like hopped over the fence into Texas!!
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: MDS on October 07, 2005, 04:54:43 PM
Quote from: Boyzguru on October 07, 2005, 03:54:22 PM
(http://resources.survivorphoenix.com/graphics/albums/StephenieLaGrossa/S10E02CBS14.jpg)

The only good thing that has ever come from Philly.

who is that?
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: rjs246 on October 07, 2005, 06:31:52 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 07, 2005, 04:54:43 PM

Who is that?


I know who she is and she's busted. In the face.

She has an ok body, which is what happens when you're on Survivor and you starve yourself for several months.

Another week and her 'ok' body will be disgusting. Then she'll get kicked off and get fat. In other words, reality TV sucks donkey cock.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: lambert10 on October 07, 2005, 06:39:54 PM
We may have come from Philly, but we made it better while ya'll still remained your half-arsed selfs, going through life wondering how to actually put a championship team together - sorry guys, it just isn't ever gonna happen for you.
Title: Re: Its so much better to be a Cowboy fan......................
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 07, 2005, 06:41:20 PM
Since the Oakland dopes are gone...I figured I'd add another quote in my sig line.

Just for you, Cowboys fans.

Your boy Darren Woodson....