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Title: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: sallad selgae on September 30, 2005, 04:15:25 PM
Someone had to start this thread before our weekend goes into the crapper.
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: rjs246 on September 30, 2005, 04:18:09 PM
Eagles versus Chefs?
Great googely boogely.
We will smote them good.
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: sallad selgae on September 30, 2005, 05:11:59 PM
Dick Vermiel will Cry
More than David Akers Did
When  His Team Loses
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: BigEd76 on September 30, 2005, 05:41:13 PM
Bye, Darnerien.
We'll remember your one catch.
We needed France though.
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: QB Eagles on September 30, 2005, 06:01:56 PM
Those aren't tears of joy.
Sunday Night, Coach will quit to
Sell health insurance.
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 30, 2005, 06:09:10 PM
Birds' shocking run D
Must be playing in top form
For Eagles to win

Welbourn the monkey
The steroid monkey, that is
Will not play Sunday

I openly asked
At the start of the season,
"Trent Green... 4th best Q?!?"

The previous words
Are, of course, referring to
Fantasy Football

Larry Johnson is
Not the best boyfriend around
Just ask Tomohawk

Watching anyone
Kick off instead of Bartrum
Will be a nice change

Have the Chiefs gone and
Signed Freddie Mitchell again?
If so, Eagles win.

McNabb's guts could spill
All over Arrowhead's grass
He'd still out-throw Trent

After the 1st game
Chiefs D thought they were quite good
But the Jets just suck
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 30, 2005, 06:19:58 PM
McNabb's hernia
May prevent him from running
He'll still beat the Chefs.

We still love Vermeil
For Super Bowl XV
Sad to beat him down

What will Freddie Think
Watching Philly win Sunday
From his living room?
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 30, 2005, 06:36:22 PM
Vermeil is a tool
his false teeth are made of wood
damn, he's and old fart
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 01, 2005, 06:56:59 AM
Vermeil cries too much
In fact, he's quite the Hoyda
He makes whine Sunday
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: Rome on October 01, 2005, 08:35:24 AM
Kansas City Sucks
Kansas City Sucks A Lot
Kansas City Sucks
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: MDS on October 01, 2005, 10:54:23 AM
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah
I'm a little crying bitch
I am Dick Vermil
Title: Re: How can we win without a Haiku Thread?
Post by: MURP on October 01, 2005, 10:05:50 PM
Quote from: sallad selgae on September 30, 2005, 04:15:25 PM
Someone had to start this thread before our weekend goes into the crapper.

good call.