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Title: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 26, 2005, 12:26:28 AM
Watching Sportscenter and Chad Johnson has a list titled "Who's covered Chad Johnson in 2005?" and it's got a list of all the DB's he's going up against this year.  Next to their name there is are 2 boxes labled "yes" and "no".  He's got the "no" box checked for the past 2 weeks and after this week I'm guessing there's a check in the "no" box again next to Jerry Azuma's name too.  :-D
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: WEST is GOD on September 26, 2005, 02:16:51 AM
I know I thought it was funny too.

I wonder if he gets like 15 yards and 2 catches, but a TD, if he'll check in yes or no.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 26, 2005, 07:16:50 AM
I thought his Riverdance celebration yesterday was hilarious. :-D :-D
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 26, 2005, 08:08:19 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 26, 2005, 07:16:50 AM
I thought his Riverdance celebration yesterday was hilarious. :-D :-D

So did I.

But we all know had it been TO, it would have been headline news.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 26, 2005, 08:19:42 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 26, 2005, 07:16:50 AM
I thought his Riverdance celebration yesterday was hilarious. :-D :-D

Yeah it was.  Freaking classic.  As for TO saying there will be no celebrating this year, I noticed he did a little bump n grind action in the endzone yesterday.  Nothing spectacular but I don't think it's going to be long before we something a little more extravagant from him. 
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: mussa on September 26, 2005, 11:15:44 AM
CJ is awesome.  He's going to have a big year.   
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: MURP on September 26, 2005, 12:49:38 PM
CJ is hilarious.  Pepto sent to the DB's last year..
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 26, 2005, 12:50:46 PM
He so wants to be TO. He even said that TO is his favorite WR.

The pushups in the endzone were a tribute.  :-D
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 26, 2005, 12:56:18 PM
I watched that...they were like half assed push ups though.  He needs to get more muscles like TO.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: MDS on September 26, 2005, 01:46:53 PM
I wonder if he would've checked "yes" to Matt Ware covering him in last years game.

Cuase Matt Ware's awsome. And he starts.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Dillen on September 26, 2005, 03:43:25 PM
Quote from: MURP on September 26, 2005, 12:49:38 PM
CJ is hilarious.  Pepto sent to the DB's last year..
Yeah, but that game he was like 3 catches, 20 yards.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Bigskinbauer on September 26, 2005, 06:52:56 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 26, 2005, 02:16:51 AM
I know I thought it was funny too.

I wonder if he gets like 15 yards and 2 catches, but a TD, if he'll check in yes or no.
the thing is i think that he will check yes if he loses, no matter how good he does because he is that kind of player, if they win then he will  probally hit up a yes
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: mooby on September 26, 2005, 10:55:05 PM
you guys have to turn anything that has to do with another team into a t.o. suckfest?
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: MDS on September 26, 2005, 11:09:59 PM
So says the man with a fanbase willing to individually perform handjobs to their beloved over-the-hill NASCAR coach.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 26, 2005, 11:56:00 PM
Quote from: mooby on September 26, 2005, 10:55:05 PM
you guys have to turn anything that has to do with another team into a t.o. suckfest?

Your pathetic Foreskins team has played two crappy squads and you have the balls to come and talk smack to the four time defending NFC East champs?  The team that has owned your crappy team for years?
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2005, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: Bigskinbauer on September 26, 2005, 06:52:56 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 26, 2005, 02:16:51 AM
I know I thought it was funny too.

I wonder if he gets like 15 yards and 2 catches, but a TD, if he'll check in yes or no.
the thing is i think that he will check yes if he loses, no matter how good he does because he is that kind of player, if they win then he will  probally hit up a yes

Who gives a shtein? We weren't saying, "Wow, Chad Johnson is awesome teammate." You would lick his "me-first" taint to have him on your shteinbag team. farg off assbag.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: mooby on September 27, 2005, 05:32:24 PM
i'm not dissin' anyone, and just cuz you think that all skins fans love to swallow gibbs doesn't mean it's true. i could say you'd all love to pay for andy reid's weekly liposuction, but it doesn't make it true. i'd just be lowering myself to you guy's level. but it seems like anything that doesn't have to do with the eagles somehow turns into another thread about how great the eagles are around here.

ok so you have a good team, i'll give props for that. yes, they are better than the skins, i'll give you props for that too. but one thing we do hold is the series record, which means over the course of our history, the skins have beaten the eagles more times than the eagles have beaten them. yes you've owned us in recent years, but the fact is, you haven't owned us all time.

what in my statement made you think i was having the balls to talk smack? if i was talking smack, i would've said your team sucks, or something along that matter. but no, you eagles fans take everything to heart.

what in your right mind makes you think i'd give a handjob to gibbs? what are you fantasies little boy? seriously, that's about as nasty as it gets. you'll never see me say anything that remotely looks like i'm kissing gibbs ass. if you want my opinion, gibbs still hasn't proved to me that he can succeed at this level, ok? OMG, YOU'RE PROBABLY SHOCKED BY A NON BIASED SKINS FANS OPINION. then again, there are a few of us.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Tomahawk on September 27, 2005, 06:05:51 PM
I am shocked, mooby. That makes about two (2) skins fans willing to talk legitimate football. Kudos.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 27, 2005, 06:12:30 PM
Quote from: mooby on September 27, 2005, 05:32:24 PM
i'm not dissin' anyone, and just cuz you think that all skins fans love to swallow gibbs doesn't mean it's true. i could say you'd all love to pay for andy reid's weekly liposuction, but it doesn't make it true. i'd just be lowering myself to you guy's level. but it seems like anything that doesn't have to do with the eagles somehow turns into another thread about how great the eagles are around here.

ok so you have a good team, i'll give props for that. yes, they are better than the skins, i'll give you props for that too. but one thing we do hold is the series record, which means over the course of our history, the skins have beaten the eagles more times than the eagles have beaten them. yes you've owned us in recent years, but the fact is, you haven't owned us all time.

what in my statement made you think i was having the balls to talk smack? if i was talking smack, i would've said your team sucks, or something along that matter. but no, you eagles fans take everything to heart.

what in your right mind makes you think i'd give a handjob to gibbs? what are you fantasies little boy? seriously, that's about as nasty as it gets. you'll never see me say anything that remotely looks like i'm kissing gibbs ass. if you want my opinion, gibbs still hasn't proved to me that he can succeed at this level, ok? OMG, YOU'RE PROBABLY SHOCKED BY A NON BIASED SKINS FANS OPINION. then again, there are a few of us.

First off, gay joke.

Second, I didn't really see anyone knocking you for talking smack. There were a few comments about TO, but nobody turned the thread into a Eagles lovefest. As long as you don't come around talking about how the Skins are the best team ever, with zero ways to back it up (happens alot around here with alot of Gibbs' sword swallowers), I've got no beef with you posting here. Jake (a guy from TheHogs.net) posts here and doesn't get bashed, and brings valid points.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2005, 06:42:26 PM
*ignoring worthless Skins puke*


QuoteCHAD DANCE A DISS OF URLACHER?

There's a hypothesis making the rounds in Chicago that the post-touchdown jig performed by Bengals receiver Chad Johnson on Sunday was a backhanded slap at Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher.

Urlacher, as we've noted on several occasions over the past few months, currently is engaged in a legal imbroglio with the mother of his infant son as to matters of paternity and child support.  The woman in question, Tyna Robertson, previously accused "Riverdance" fancy boy Michael Flatley of sexual improprieties and filed a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against him.  Flatley filed a multi-million-dollar defamation lawsuit after criminal charges were dropped.

It's an interesting concept, and if it were true we'd have a tremendous amount of new respect for Johnson.  We're told, however, that Johnson didn't have Urlacher's predicament in mind.

Apart from the question of whether Johnson is sufficiently smart and/or creative (a big "N-O" on both counts) to come up with something like that, we hear that Johnson would not take a slap like that at Urlacher out of respect for his abilities on the field.

:-D :-D
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Bigskinbauer on September 27, 2005, 07:16:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on September 27, 2005, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: Bigskinbauer on September 26, 2005, 06:52:56 PM
Quote from: Avenger on September 26, 2005, 02:16:51 AM
I know I thought it was funny too.

I wonder if he gets like 15 yards and 2 catches, but a TD, if he'll check in yes or no.
the thing is i think that he will check yes if he loses, no matter how good he does because he is that kind of player, if they win then he will  probally hit up a yes

Who gives a shtein? We weren't saying, "Wow, Chad Johnson is awesome teammate." You would lick his "me-first" taint to have him on your shteinbag team. farg off assbag.
what the hell are you talking about?
He asked a question and i gave my opinion, and yes i would want Johnson on the taterskins, only a dumbass wouldn't want that. 
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 27, 2005, 07:32:55 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 27, 2005, 06:42:26 PM
*ignoring worthless Skins puke*


QuoteCHAD DANCE A DISS OF URLACHER?

There's a hypothesis making the rounds in Chicago that the post-touchdown jig performed by Bengals receiver Chad Johnson on Sunday was a backhanded slap at Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher.

Urlacher, as we've noted on several occasions over the past few months, currently is engaged in a legal imbroglio with the mother of his infant son as to matters of paternity and child support.  The woman in question, Tyna Robertson, previously accused "Riverdance" fancy boy Michael Flatley of sexual improprieties and filed a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against him.  Flatley filed a multi-million-dollar defamation lawsuit after criminal charges were dropped.

It's an interesting concept, and if it were true we'd have a tremendous amount of new respect for Johnson.  We're told, however, that Johnson didn't have Urlacher's predicament in mind.

Apart from the question of whether Johnson is sufficiently smart and/or creative (a big "N-O" on both counts) to come up with something like that, we hear that Johnson would not take a slap like that at Urlacher out of respect for his abilities on the field.

:-D :-D

Yo...if Chad Johnson did that because of Urlacher's baby momma...that is the funniest thing I think I've ever seen in the NFL.  :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 27, 2005, 09:21:57 PM
That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: archer on September 27, 2005, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2005, 09:21:57 PM
That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.

Shawn Taylor @ #1?
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: General_Failure on September 27, 2005, 10:55:14 PM
We dun luv them thugs.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 27, 2005, 11:39:29 PM
Who Dey, Who Dey...Who Dey think gon dance like Johnson?!
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Tomahawk on September 28, 2005, 12:57:27 PM
Quote from: archer on September 27, 2005, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2005, 09:21:57 PM
That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.

Shawn Taylor @ #1?

Sean
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 28, 2005, 02:27:35 PM
Quote from: archer on September 27, 2005, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2005, 09:21:57 PM
That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.

Shawn Taylor @ #1?

Ha.  You won't find any taterskins, Cowboys, or Giants on that list.  Ever.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Mad-Lad on September 28, 2005, 04:48:04 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 28, 2005, 02:27:35 PM
Quote from: archer on September 27, 2005, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 27, 2005, 09:21:57 PM
That would make Chad Johnson one of my 5 favorite non-Eagle players.  Maybe top 3.

Shawn Taylor @ #1?

Ha.  You won't find any taterskins, Cowboys, or Giants on that list.  Ever.

unless they leave Philly to one of those teams for more money, then suck and come back to solidify the run defense.
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Diomedes on September 28, 2005, 05:58:58 PM
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Mad-Lad would you please go back to the hot asian chick avatar?  It was SO much better.

Thanks.
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Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Mad-Lad on September 28, 2005, 06:08:18 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 28, 2005, 05:58:58 PM
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Mad-Lad would you please go back to the hot asian chick avatar?  It was SO much better.

Thanks.
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(http://www.concretefield.net/uploads/Mad-Lad/bjork.gif)

is it a Bjork thing, or do you "enjoy Cock"?
Title: Re: Chad Johnson's "List"
Post by: Diomedes on September 28, 2005, 06:10:14 PM
That's Bjork?  Must be an old pic.  I guess I like Bjork.  I do remember that she attacked a reporter once.  That was cool.