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Eagles => Eagles Talk => Topic started by: MURP on September 22, 2005, 02:11:33 PM

Title: week 3 haiku
Post by: MURP on September 22, 2005, 02:11:33 PM
post em when you got em.

Kerry Collins loves
to drink Jack and coke before
fumbling six times.
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Post by: Wingspan on September 22, 2005, 02:14:20 PM
raiders lay big shtein
raiders fans slurp the big shtein
big shtein comes out 'gain
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 22, 2005, 02:15:54 PM
Raider Nation knows
Pointing to feats in the past
Is all they have got

Raiders have offense
Eagles have offense AND D
Eagles destroy them
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Post by: rjs246 on September 22, 2005, 02:21:49 PM
Raiders fans think they are tough
But Belichick knows
We'll kick the crapout of them.
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Post by: MURP on September 22, 2005, 02:21:54 PM
Correll Buckhalter
will sell some meth laced chronic
to Randy - pregame.
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Post by: phattymatty on September 22, 2005, 02:22:09 PM
The Oakland Raiders
scare me about as much as
the Dead Tree Crew yo
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Post by: MURP on September 22, 2005, 02:26:14 PM
Norv Turners face must
have been napalmed multiple
times, that poor bastich.
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Post by: Geowhizzer on September 22, 2005, 02:38:06 PM
My two-year-old son
Makes more sense than Raiders fans
He's smarter as well

Old Kerry Collins
May fall off of the wagon
When Trotter maims him
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Post by: sallad selgae on September 22, 2005, 03:15:05 PM
S and M Nation
Leave Your Whips and Chains at Home
You're Eagles Black Ho's
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Post by: MDS on September 22, 2005, 03:44:51 PM
Sapp is fat fat fat
fatty fat fat fat fat fatty
fat and he sucks ass
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Post by: Rome on September 22, 2005, 04:32:47 PM
David Bell Is God
Phillies Will Win The Wildcard
Eagles Smack Raiders
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Post by: Feva on September 22, 2005, 04:47:43 PM
Oh come on Sunday
So Eagles can crush Raiders
Thirty-four, Thirteen
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Post by: terpseagles on September 22, 2005, 05:08:17 PM
Raiders fans, they blow
Talk big ish but then don't show
No balls come Sunday
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Post by: QB Eagles on September 22, 2005, 07:24:11 PM
Sapp is ugly, he
Stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks,
And his soul stinks too.
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Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 22, 2005, 07:41:15 PM
Us Eagles Fans Know
That The Raiders Really Blow
We Trust in TO

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Post by: Geowhizzer on September 22, 2005, 07:48:32 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 22, 2005, 07:24:11 PM
Sapp is ugly, he
Stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks,
And his soul stinks too.

(http://www.idir.net/~higgy19/Op/grinch.jpg)
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Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 22, 2005, 08:03:20 PM
Kerry Collins? Bwah!
Moss? Well, we've seen him before
No problem...again

Oh and three, they'll cry
After this game is over
The Raiders still suck
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Post by: WillRarelyPost on September 22, 2005, 09:26:50 PM
This is my first try
Harder than I would have thought
Eagles will win big.....

:)
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Post by: MURP on September 22, 2005, 10:02:56 PM
One Hundred Million
crying pansy ass Raider tears
ha, your team sucks wang
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Post by: Phanatic on September 23, 2005, 01:31:48 AM
Eagles Dominate
While Raiders suck donkey dick
Collins quits freaks blitz


Heard Raider Nation?
Week ass simple hermaphro's
aged 16 or less

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Post by: Feva on September 23, 2005, 05:49:08 AM
This game's a mismatch
Eagles will stick their foot up
The Raiders black hole
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Post by: Geowhizzer on September 23, 2005, 06:16:54 AM
McNabb throws Touchdowns
To Owens, Westbrook and Smith
Lewis gets one, too

Raiders to the Linc
They may just soil their panties
Just seeing the fans

I will quite enjoy
Watching our Eagles win big
Will Oakland show up?

Eagles win Sunday
Will old Al Davis survive
The annihilation?
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Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 23, 2005, 07:34:50 AM
Some geniuses here
Need to take a minute and
Learn what haiku is

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Post by: Rome on September 23, 2005, 08:16:36 AM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on September 23, 2005, 07:34:50 AM
Some geniuses here
Need to take a minute and
Learn what haiku is

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
:flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff :flipoff
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Post by: Zanshin on September 23, 2005, 08:44:23 AM
Warren Sapp comes back
Only sack he gets is from
A Camden crack whore.
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Post by: Zanshin on September 23, 2005, 08:48:20 AM
The booze to pot show
Sent to rehab by Dawkins
Moss will quit early.
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Post by: sallad selgae on September 23, 2005, 12:42:36 PM
Jim Plunkett is Not
Playing Anymore You She Men
Welcome to Today
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Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 23, 2005, 03:15:37 PM
Straight Cash Homie is
What Randy Moss Stated But
He Is Really Gay