So, I just got a call from a retired man drumming for the Republican National committee, trying to scare me into donating.
"The Democrats are immobilizing behind Hillary Clinton."
"George Soros, who has been called a Marxist and an Atheist, is dumping millions into her campaign and throwing his support behind her, and he's been called a Marxist and Athiest" (Yes, he got that part in twice within 5-10 seconds.)
"Moveon.org has just donated hundreds of millions..."
"It's obvious their goal is to take over the House and put the very liberal Nancy Pelosi in charge to be at the forefront of Hillary's campaign."
etc, etc...
I let him continue (reading theonion.com at the time and was slightly amused by him), then I finally interrupt him.
"Frankly, I don't like the direction of the Republican party very much, either. You can count on my vote if it's between Hillary and almost anyone else as the lesser of two evils, but I have better things to do with my money. Didn't you hear about that little rainstorm that hit the Gulf coast area?"
"Yes, that's terrible. Can we at least count on you for twenty or twenty-five dollars?"
"No, you absolutely cannot. Bye."
What timing! Have I mentioned recently how much I hate our politicial system?
I lost my trash can during the storm last night. Don't forget to send me money too.
Jesus Christ. If Hillary is running for President this country is farged. Right in the goat ass.
That's a pretty fierce flurry of barely connected talking points right there. Political fundraisers are among the lowest forms of humanity, and that goes for any party. Last thing our politicians need is more cash to waste.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 15, 2005, 10:35:12 AM
Jesus Christ. If Hillary is running for President this country is farged. Right in the goat ass.
Sorry, dude, but I doubt it's an "if".
Well I meant 'if' she get's the party nomination.
Sorry, dude, but I doubt that's an "if" either.
Christ. Looks like another election where rjs won't be voting.
Like it matters. You live in MA. Half the state could not vote, and it'd still be blue.
All of you little tiny-dicked punks would have to bow down to a woman president if Hillary were elected.
That's reason enough for me to toss my vote her way.
:-D
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 15, 2005, 02:35:52 PM
All of you little tiny-meatcicleed punks would have to bow down to a woman president if Hillary were elected.
That's reason enough for me to toss my vote her way.
:-D
Hillary is a woman by genetics only.
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 15, 2005, 03:12:55 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 15, 2005, 02:35:52 PM
All of you little tiny-meatcicleed punks would have to bow down to a woman president if Hillary were elected.
That's reason enough for me to toss my vote her way.
:-D
Hillary is a woman by genetics only.
(http://www.kwik-link.com/hillary/hill.celebrates.win.jpg)
BOW DOWN, MISOGYNISTIC PIGS! :-D
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Quote from: rjs246 on September 15, 2005, 03:17:25 PM
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Worst movie ever.
It takes a lot for me to hate anything Nicholson stars in much less the luscious Helen Hunt.
That did it for me.
I wanted to blind myself and drive white hot screwdrivers into my ears after watching that awful movie.
Presenting Hillary as anything but a Satan-owned Authoritarian is impossible. She makes evil Presidents like LBJ and Nixon look like kids lighting bags of poop on fire.
She's hot and you know it.
I mean, what's not to love? No rack, canckles, bad skin, dykey short haircut, pantsuits...
Good God, I think I just had an accident.
An infatuation with Hillary makes one with Linda Cohn look normal.
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 15, 2005, 03:27:34 PM
An infatuation with Hillary makes one with Linda Cohn look normal.
Almost.
Doesn't help anyone with a Gudel or Lynam obsession though.
Quote from: General_Failure on September 15, 2005, 03:33:31 PM
Doesn't help anyone with a Gudel or Lynam obsession though.
which leads me to a lingering question...is it on comcasts application to be a broadcaster that facial ticks and lisps are required? they seem to have a lot of them
Quote from: Wingspan on September 15, 2005, 03:58:02 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 15, 2005, 03:33:31 PM
Doesn't help anyone with a Gudel or Lynam obsession though.
which leads me to a lingering question...is it on comcasts application to be a broadcaster that facial ticks and lisps are required? they seem to have a lot of them
It does seem to be a prerequisite. Almost the same having a speech impediment on Looney Tunes cartoons.
Genetically? There's no way Hillary doesn't have a Y chromosome in there somewhere....
afaik: XY is a man, XX is a woman, and XXY is a person with Down's Syndrome.
Actually, there are some who are XYY, and are uber-aggressive males. Think Tyson (although I'm not sure he's ever been diagnosed).
Sounds like Hillary to me.....
I can remember getting a call from the RNC 2-3 times during the last election to get donations.
Finally the last time (about 2 weeks or so before the election), I told them that if they called me again, I'd vote democratic.
I didn't get another call. :D
The best was when I got a personally autographed photo of Jeb Bush for making a substantial donation to his campaign.
Problem was, I never sent the GOP of Fla. a dime in my life. In fact, the Mrs. is a registered Democrat who has actively campaigned against Bush both times he's run for governor.
Fricken Republican idiots. I hate all of you. You must die now so that socialism can live again!
WOW! An autographed picture of Jeb Bush!?
That puppy could earn you a mint on eBay.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 16, 2005, 09:42:37 AM
WOW! An autographed picture of Jeb Bush!?
That puppy could earn you a mint on eBay.
Or a gumdrop.
(http://www.crooksandliars.com/images/2005/09/16/Kate-A-blog.jpg)